Tuesday, March 24, 2009

A guy, sitting outside his home - Jokes

A guy, sitting outside his home about to be evicted from his house, was contemplating how the future would be after he had divorced his wife, lost his children and lost his job.


He notices a crate of beer bottles and walks up to it. He takes out an empty bottle, smashing it into the concrete wall swearing, "You are the reason I don' t have a wife", second bottle, "You are the reason I don't have my children", third bottle "You are the reason I lost my job".


He notices the fourth bottle is sealed and still full of beer. He takes the bottle, puts it aside and says "Stand aside my dear friend, I know you were not involved...."

Friday, March 20, 2009

Sun and Moon From North Pole

Take a look at this picture – it's incredible!!!!!!!!!!!


A scene you will probably never get to see in your lifetime.....

This is the sunset at the North Pole with the moon at its closest point.

You also see the sun below the moon. An amazing photo

and not one easily duplicated. You may want to pass it on to others.

The Chinese have a saying: "When someone shares with you

Something of value, you have an obligation to share it with others

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Crimes via text msging

IMPORTANT TO KNOW

A woman has changed her habit of how she lists her names on her mobile phone after her handbag was stolen. Her handbag, which contained her cell phone, credit card, wallet, etc. was stolen.

Twenty minutes later when she called her hubby, from a pay phone telling him what had happened, hubby says 'I received your text asking about our Pin number and I replied a little while ago.'

When they rushed down to the bank, the bank staff told them all the money was already withdrawn. The thief had actually used the stolen cell phone to text 'hubby' in the contact list and got hold of the pin number.
Within 20 minutes he had withdrawn all the money from their bank account.

Moral of the story: do not disclose the relationship between you and the people in your contact list. Avoid using names like Home, Honey, Hubby, Sweetheart, Dad, Mom, etc. ... and very importantly, when sensitive info is asked of you through texts, CONFIRM by calling back..

Also, when receiving a text from your friends or family to meet them somewhere that is not planned or usual, be sure to call back to confirm that the message came from them. If you don't reach them, be very careful about going places to meet 'family and friends' who text you.

PLEASE PASS THIS ON. I never thought about THAT mode of crime!!!
Take care & be safe.

Saturday, March 14, 2009

12 Ways to Know That You Love Someone

12 Ways to Know That You Love Someone 



TWELVE: 
You talk with him/her late at night and when you go to bed you still think of him/her. 

ELEVEN: 
You walk really slowly when you are with him/her. 

TEN: 
You don't feel Ok when he/she is far away. 

NINE: 
You smile when you hear his/her voice. 

EIGHT: 
When you look at him/her,you do not see other people around you. You see only him/her. 

SIX: 
He/She is everything you want to think. 

FIVE: 
You realise that you smile every time you look at him/her. 

FOUR: 
You would do anything to see him/her. 

THREE: 
While you have been reading this, there was a person in your mind all the time. 

TWO: 
You've been so busy thinking of that person that you didn't notice that number 7 is missing. 

ONE: 
You are going to check above if that's true and now you are silently laughing to yourself. 





NOW MAKE A WISH! YOU KNOW WHAT YOU WANT THE MOST....... 


Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Work or Prison...???


 

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IN PRISON

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AT WORK

you spend the majority of your time in an 8'X10' cell .

you spend most of your time in a 6'X8' cubicle ..

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IN PRISON

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AT WORK

you get three meals a day (free).

you only get a break for one meal and probably have to pay for it yourself .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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IN PRISON

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AT WORK

you get time off for good behavior.

you get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK.

 

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IN PRISON

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AT WORK

a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you ..

you must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors yourself .

 

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IN PRISON

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AT WORK

you can watch TV and play games.

you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

 

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IN PRISON

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AT WORK

you get your own toilet .

you have to share .

 

 

IN PRISON 
they 
allow your family and 
friends to visit.

 

AT WORK

 

you can not even speak to your family and friends.

 

 

 

 

 

IN PRISON

 

AT WORK

 

 

all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all.

You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hmmm? 

Which Sounds Better? 


So what are you waiting for.........

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