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Bollywood love letter [HINDI]

When I am: Kareeb

There is only: Khamoshi

I want to speak: Dil Se

That's my kind of: Ishq

I want this to be: Gupt

As I always have: Darr

That I will loose you: Sajani

And that would be great: Sadma

I am your: Mr. Aashique

But sometimes bit: Deewana

Tell me: Hum Aapke Hain Kaun

As I feel: Kuch Kuch Hota Hai

In this: Duniya Dilwalon Ki

I told you: Maine Pyar Kiya

May be: Dil To Pagal Hai

Because: Jab Pyar Kisise Hota Hai

The whole world appears as: Dushman

But anyway: Pyar To Hona Hi Tha

Latest Jokes in Hindi

Teacher- “Bachcho, Jo Kuchh Puchhna Ho Puchh Lo. Ab Pariksha Najadik Aa Gayi Hai.”
Ravi- “Bas Aap Itnaa Bata Dijie Ki Prashn-Patra Kis Pres Me Chhap Rahe Hai?”

Kaafi Raat Gaye Ghar Lautane Ke Baad Ravi Ne Minu Se Apni Safai Pesh Karne Ki Koshish Karte Hue Kaha- “Tumhe Pata Hai, Muje Ghar Lautane Me Itni Der Kyo Ho Gayi.”
“Janti Hu. Lekin Tum Apni Mangadhat Kahani Sunaakar Apne Dil Ka Boj Halkaa Kar Lo.”

Chacha- “Ravi, Tu Bada Shaitan Hai.”
Ravi- “Aisa Mat Kahnaa Chachaji, Nahi To Log Aapko Shaitaan Ka Chacha Kahkar Bulayenge.”

Ravi Ke Aspataal Me Daakhil Hone Ki Khabar Paakar Amit Use Dekhne Aspataal Pahuncha. Uske Sar Par, Badan Par Jaha- Taha Pattiya Bandhi Dekh Usne Hairan Hokar Kaha- “Yaar, Abhi Shaam Ko Chh Baje To Maine Tumhe Achchha Khasha Dekha Tha. Tum Minu Ke Sath Juhu Bich Par Baithe The, Achanak Yah Kya Ho Gaya?”
“Yaar, Jo Tumane Dekhaa Thaa Wahi To Meri Patni Ne Bhi Dekh Liya Tha.” Ravi Ne Kaha- “Wah Apne Police Inspektar Bhai Ke Sath Us Samay Waha Ghum Rahi Thi.”

Ravi- “Tumhari Umr Kya Hai?”
Rakesh- “Baarah Saal.”
Ravi- “Pichhle Varsh Bhi Tumne Yahi Kaha Tha.”
Rakesh- “To Kya Mai Apni Baat Par Atal Na Rahu?”

Hindi Jokes

Ravi- “Inka Swasthya Bahut Achchha Hai, Kya Khate Hai?”
Nirmal- “Tamaatar.”
Ravi- ” Aur Pite Kya Hai?”
Nirmal- “Soda Water.”
Ravi- “Inke Haath Me Kya Hai?”
Nirmal- “Tharmomitar. ”
Ravi- “”Yaha To Sab Tar-Tar Hai.
Maine Kisi Ke Ghar Me Naukari Karne Ko Kaha Tha Taalab Me Nahi.”

Gopal- “Apke Ghar Me Aag Lag Gai Hai.”
Ravi- “Chinta Karne Ki Avshyakata Nahi Hai, Bimaa Hai.”
Gopal – “Lekin Apki Patni Andar Jal Rahi Hai.”
Ravi – “Koi Fikra Nahi Uska Bhi Bimaa Hai.”

Sharabi Ravi- “(Dusare Sharabi Se) Yaar, Mai Kal Bharat Ka Pradhanamantri Banunga.”
Dusra Sharabi- “Tu To Tab Banega Jab Mai Istifaa De Dunga.”

Ravi Ne Kuchh Sochkar Kaha- “Pitaji, Mai Tumhe Apni Baarat Me Nahi Le Jaunga.”
Pita Ne Aashchryachakit Hokar Kaha- “Kyo Bhai, Aisi Kya Baat Hai?”
Ravi Ne Kaha- “Aap Bhi Muje Apni Baarat Me Nahi Le Gaye The.”

Ravi Ko Uski Maa Ne Pita. To Ravi Bhaagakar Chaarpaai Ke Niche Chhip Gaya.
Uske Pitaji Ghar Aye Aur Puchha- “Ravi Beta Kaha Hai?”
Uski Maa Ne Hath Se Ishara Karte Hue Batayaa Ki Chaarpaai Ke Niche Chip Gaya.
Uske Pitaji Ghar Aye Aur Puchha- “Ravi Beta Kaha Hai ?”
Ravi Bola- “Pitaji,
Kya Apko Bhi Maa Ne Maara Hai Jo Yaha Chhipane Aa Rahe Ho?”

FLOOD RELIEF UPDATE - NHF 22/10/09

NEO-HUMANIST FOUNDATION - NHF

7th batch Relief Operations update

NHF Team has visited Kurnool  for the 2nd time in
its 7th Relief batch to Mahboobnagar and Kurnool flood affected areas.

It is 21 days from the disaster that these areas had to meet and the
life in Kurnool Town is far from getting back to normal. Every road is
still filled with a lot of dirt, Kurnool Town still stinks, every
house is still busy cleaning and trying to find what can still be used
and there are already heaps of matress, clothes, food material, furniture etc dumped in the streets. Muncipal tankers are watering the roads
frequently to avoid the dirt  flying in the air on roads and causing
more health problems and driving inconvenience.

 NHF distributed daily usage materials to 375 families of Vaddegeri area in the old town of Kurnool on 22nd Oct, 09. This time to avoid the loot of the locals on the relief vans and to avoid misuse of the material, cupons were distributed by the local members in advnace and all were called at one spot in Kurnool Town.

We distributed 3 KGs rice, 1 oil packet, packets of salt, haldi, chilli poder, 200gms pickle & 200 gms tuar dal, saree, trousers and shirts, one plastic mat, blanket and biscuits. This time it was a little more difficult for us to see the impact of the devastation in the eyes of
especially the educated middle class families. These people might have
never extended their hand for anything like this, but we could see it
very clearly in their eyes the helplessness to take the relief material. It was very difficult for the NHF  volutneers to contain ourselves some were almost in tears. There were hundreds outside the designated area still waiting for the material as there are thousands of more areas within Kurnool town which are still left out by all considering it is a Town there things are alright, but the fact is they are in more misery as most of them are middle class they have always lived on their survival and never extended their arms to take such support. It is very difficult for them to come out and ask or take things that relief teams are giving.

We wish society turn more rational and take measures to avoid such
mishap in the future. NHF extend every possible support what ever from
our end to reach out the maximum even in the coming days.

Continue sending your generous contributions to support the lives in
Kurnool and Mahboobnagar to what ever extent we can.

Send your contributions to:

NEOHUMANIST FOUNDATION

A/C: 05211000058210
IFSC Code: HDFC0000521
HDFC BANK, BANJARA HILLS, HYDERABAD.

P.S: All donations are exempt under 80 G Indian Income Tax Act 1961.

P.P.S All Donors are requested to furnish you complete name, address and telephone number for our records as it is mandatory to give the 80 G receipt.