Thursday, December 31, 2009

I Wishing you a very Happy and Prosperous New Year 2010!

Dear Friendss,

I Wishing you a very Happy and Prosperous New Year 2010!



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Happay New Year 2010

Hello!!

I wish you and your family a Very Very Happy New Year 2010

Every Little Smile can touch Somebody's heart May U find hundreds of reasons to smile today and May U be the reason for someone else to smile always!
Happay New Year 2010 - EveryThing Under The Globe
Happy new year 2010
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Here Your Love Will Be Converted To Hate
Happay New Year 2010 - EveryThing Under The Globe
Finally Without Contact The Memory Becomes Weak

They Forget Each Other.

So Keep In Touch With All And Pass This TO All Your Friends.Happy new year 2010..

I Don`t Want To be One Of This Kind..

So Here I Am sending Mail To Every One Happy new year 2010

To Say

Dear

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Am Fine Here 2010

Baapu Ne Bola Hai

"Agar koi tumhe Email na kare, Good Morning/Good Evening na bole,

Call/SMS bhi na kare... to koi baat nahi, tum Email karte raho....

Good Morning/Good Evening bolte raho......

Call/SMS bhi karate raho.......

Dekhna, Uski aatma ek din jaroor jaagegi.

Aur vo tumhe E-Mail/Call/ SMS jaroor Karega/Karegi"

Happay New Year 2010 - EveryThing Under The Globe
Aur agar fir bhi koi E-Mail/Call/ SMS nahi aaye,

to uske paas jana, use ek Guldasta dena.... aur kahna.......

"GET WELL SOON"
Happy new year 2010"
Happay New Year 2010 - EveryThing Under The Globe
Ha Ha Ha
Happay New Year 2010 - EveryThing Under The Globe
Have a Nice Day and happy new year 2010
Happay New Year 2010 - EveryThing Under The Globe

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Navjot Singh Sidhu Quotes

That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it.

There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it’s that of an incoming train which will run them over.

Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.

This quote was made after Ganguly called Dravid for a run and midway sent him back and Dravid was runout in the third test against the West Indies at Barbados.”Ganguly has thrown a drowning man both ends of the rope.”

Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taxi meter.

Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide.

Wickets are like wives – you never know which way they will turn!

He is like Indian three-wheeler which will suck a lot of diesel but cannot go beyond 30!

The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell you, my friend, that the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world which does not have wings!

As uncomfortable as a bum on a porcupine.

The ball whizzes past like a bumble bee and the Indians are in the sea.

The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin in a haystack.

The pitch is as dead as a dodo.

Deep Dasgupta is as confused as a child is in a topless bar!

The way Indian wickets are falling reminds of the cycle stand at Rajendra Talkies in Patiala…one falls and everything else falls!

Indian team without Sachin is like giving a Kiss without a Squeeze.

You cannot make Omelets without breaking the eggs.

Deep Dasgupta is not a Wicket Keeper, he is a goal keeper. He must be given a free transfer to Manchester United.

He will fight a rattlesnake and give it the first two bites too.

One, who doesn’t throw the dice, can never expect to score a six.

This was uttered after Eddie Nichols, the third umpire, ruled Shivnarine Chanderpaul ‘NOT OUT’ in the second test at Port of Spain, T&T. “Eddie Nichols is a man who cannot find his own buttocks with his two hands.”

Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm.

Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two.

You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.

The cat with gloves catches no mice.

Age has been perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth.

You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg.

He is like a one-legged man in a bum kicking competition.

The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason

Sunday, December 27, 2009

NOKIA Mobile Secret Codes

Mobile Set: All Nokia Mobile Sets

Use For: Default Security Code.

Code: 12345


Mobile Set: Nokia Mobiles

Use For: Turn On Enhanced Full Rate Codec.

Code: *3370#


Use For: Turn Off Enhanced Full Rate Codec.

Code: *#3370#


Use For: Turn On Half Rate Codec.

Code: *4720#


Use For: Turn Off Half Rate Codec.

Code: *#4720#


Use For: Show Software Version.

Code: *#0000#


Use For: Also For Show Software Version.

Code: *#9999#


Use For: Show IMEI (International Mobile Equipment Identity).

Code: *#06#


Use For: Show Lock Status of Your Nokia Mobile Set.

Code: #pw+1234567890+1#


Use For: Show Lock Status of Your SIM.

Code: #pw+1234567890+4#


Use For: Show Security Code of Your Mobile Phone.

Code: *#2640#


Use For: Reset Game Score And Timer.

Code: *#73#


Simlock info: * # 9 2 7 0 2 6 8 9 #

Provider lock status: # p w + 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 + 1

Network lock status: # p w + 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 + 2

Provider lock status: # p w + 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 + 3

SimCard lock status: # p w + 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 + 4

Bajaj Chetak Scooter Commercial

Remember old days


Friday, December 25, 2009

SMS Shayari

Teri nazron se nazar milane ko ji chahta hai
kambhakth ye tera chashma beech mein aata hai..!!!

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Lohe ko Loha kat ta hai …
Sone Ko Sona Kat ta hai…
Jaher ko Jaher kat ta hai…
Isliye apko Kutta katega..!!!!

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socha ttha har modh par tumhara saath denge,
socha ttha har modh par tumhara saath denge,
par kya kare kambakhat sadak hi sidhi nikli———–

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Jane jigar jane mann
Assi(80Kgs) Kilo tera wazan
tu jo mujh pe giri
mar jaoonga main sanam

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Jaa pukaar raha hai tujhe Himalay
Bhool ja yeh Vidyalay aur Nyaayalay
Paayega tu Neelkanth Shivalay

xcuse me – jaana hai Sulabh Shouchalay…

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Uss ne mere dil mei jgah to bna li,
mane b uski tasvir apne dil mei sakali,
wo mujse aise hi ruth gye,
fir maine b uski dusri behan fassa li..

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Ladka apni dilruba se pooch raha hai

Kya pyaar karna paap hai?
Kya pyaar karna paap hai?

Ladke ka dost uske kaan mein bolta hai
Abbey patli gali pakad peeche uska baap hai.!!!

Haaa…. Ha ha…..

Kasur na unka hai na mera....

Anjaan bankar aaye the,
Pehchan dekar chale gaye,
Yaar bankar aaye the,
Pyaar dekar chale gaye…

Kasur na unka hai na mera
Hum donohi rishton ki rasmein nibhate rahe
wo dosti ka ehsaas jatate rahe
Hum mohabbat ko dil mein chupate rahe…….

Zindagi udas hone ka naam nahi,
Dosti sirf paas hone ka naam nahi,
Agar tum dur rehkar bhi hamhe yad karo,
is se bada hamare liye koi inam nahi……..

Ek buri khabar hai New Year SMS

I am sorry.

Ek buri khabar hai

Mujey bhool jana plz.
Mujhe 1 month baad tumhey,
Hamesha k liye chod kar
Chale jana hey tumhara apna

-2009-

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year SMS in Hindi

Aaj se theek 3 din baad
Christmas Day..
Aaj se theek 10 din baad
New Year..
Bolo tumhain kya wish karon?
Chalo dono aik saath kar deta hoon.
But!
I think I must be first one who wished you like this.
Happy Christmas Day
Happy New Year

hindi jokes

Log Aap se Jealous q hotey hein?

R u intelligent?
Oh No

R u Beautiful?
Na na

R ur eyes beautiful?
Oh Nai Oey

Mai Bataon?
Bcoz

I’m Your Friend….

Santa Banta Jokes SMS

Santa: I tried ur number so many times, it always said ‘Switched Off’!”

Banta: Nooo, it’s my HELLO TUNE!

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Daku Mangal Singh Banta ke ghar mein ghusa aur bola: Sona kahan hai, jaldi bataao

Banta: Pura ghar khali hai malko, jithe marzi so jao!

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Santa to Jeeto: Kaisi sabzi banai hai, bilkul Gobar jaisa swad hai.

Jeeto, maatha peet te hue: Hey bhagwan! Na jane inhone kya-kya kha ke dekha hua hai.

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A crow shits on a Banta. Preeto gives tissue paper to him.

Banta: Koi phayda nahin, kauwa toh ud gaya!

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Banta: Jab main paida hua tha to military walon ne 21 topein chalayeen thi.

Santa: Kamaal hai ! Sab ka nishana chook gaya ?

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Santa meets his old friend.

Santa: A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B.

Friend: Oye, iska matlab?

Santa: Kuch nahin yaar, I mean long time no C.

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Santa: Drinking n driving dono nalo naal nai ho sakde.

Banta: Y?

Santa: Je speed breaker aa gaya taa peg dul jau.

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Phone ki ring baji. Santa: Phone mere liye ho to kehna mein ghar pe nahin hoon.

Jeeto phone pe: Wo ghar pe hain.

Santa: Maine mana kiya that…

Jeeto: Phone mere liye tha!

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Santa to a doc: Apne nurse bahut achchi rakhi hai, uska haath lagtey hi mein theek ho gaya.

Doc: Jaanta hoon, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.

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Santa was writing the passive voice of ‘I made a mistake.’

He wrote: I was made by a mistake.

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Santa: Oh yaar main badi mushkil mein hoon. Meri biwi mujhse ek pappi ka Ek rupeya leti hai.

Banta: Oh yaar tu lucky hai, auron se to woh 5 rupye leti hai.

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Santa to Banta: Main apna purse ghar bhool aaya, mainu 1000 Rs chahide si.

Banta: Dost hi dost de kam aunda hai, le 10 Rs, riksha kar te purse le aa.

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Banta: Wo ladki deaf lagti hai. Main kuch kehta hoon, woh kuch aur hi bolti hai.

Santa: Kaise?

Banta: Maine kaha I Luv U, to woh boli ‘Maine kal hi Naye Sandal kharide hain’

Ishq Vishq Shayari

Bewafa se wafa kar baithe,
Apni hi wafa par daag laga baithe,
Zamana toh kehta raha,
Ishq na karna,
Par hum apni wafa ko,
Bewafai ka naam de baithe,
Wafa ki har kasam nibathe rahe,
Par bewafai ki har kasam thod baithe,
Ab log hamari wafa par hasa karte hai,
Humne jo wafa nibayi,
Us par shak kiya karte hai,
Zindagi ka har panna,
Hamari tanhayee ka hisaab detha hai,
Humne jo khwaab dekhe thae,
Unki bhi keemat kehtha hai,
Hamari wafa par,
Mehfilo mein log hasa karte hai,
Humne jo gum dekhe hai,
Unhe us bewafai ki keemat bathathe hai,
Na jaane log bewafai kar kaise jeethe hai,
Hum toh wafa karke bhi,
Har saas ek nayi maut marte hai

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Ishq Vishq Shayari

Bewafa se wafa kar baithe,
Apni hi wafa par daag laga baithe,
Zamana toh kehta raha,
Ishq na karna,
Par hum apni wafa ko,
Bewafai ka naam de baithe,
Wafa ki har kasam nibathe rahe,
Par bewafai ki har kasam thod baithe,
Ab log hamari wafa par hasa karte hai,
Humne jo wafa nibayi,
Us par shak kiya karte hai,
Zindagi ka har panna,
Hamari tanhayee ka hisaab detha hai,
Humne jo khwaab dekhe thae,
Unki bhi keemat kehtha hai,
Hamari wafa par,
Mehfilo mein log hasa karte hai,
Humne jo gum dekhe hai,
Unhe us bewafai ki keemat bathathe hai,
Na jaane log bewafai kar kaise jeethe hai,
Hum toh wafa karke bhi,
Har saas ek nayi maut marte hai

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Hindi Friendship Shayari

Doston ye sare sms dil ko chu lete hai.
aap be ise jarur padna aur aap ke
doston ko be jarur bejna.

Ajanabi galiyo se hum gujara nahi karte,
Dard-e-dil liya or diya nahi karte,
Yah dosti ka rista hai siraf tum se,
Varna hum SMS kisi ko kiya nahi karte.

Rasmo riwazo ki jo parwah kar te hai,
Mohabbat me vo log gunah kar te hai,
Ishq to vo janun hai meri jaan,
Jisme diwane apani khushi se khud ko tabah kar te hai.

Na koi kisi se dur hota hai,
Na koi kisi ke karib hota hai,
Pyar khud chal kar aata hai,
Jab koi kisi ka nasib hota hai.

Shadion baad us ajanabi se mulakhat hui,
Aankho hi aankho me chahat ki her baat hui,
Jaate hue us ne dekha,mujhe chahat bari nigahon se,
Meri be aankho se aansu ki barsat hui.

Moasam se bhaharon se gujara nahi hota,
Sirf kah dene se apna koi hamara nahi hota,
Pal-pal tadap kar bit jati hai jindagi,
Safar bus safar hai koi kinara nahi hota.

Jindagi se badkar chaha hai aapko,
Kya huwa jo aap hamare na ho sake,
Jab tak jiyenge hum chahenge aapko,
Ruth na jana aise ki hum ji na seke.

Jis duniya me baste ho tum,
Usi duniya me baste hai hum,
Magar khuda ki kudarat to dekho,
Tumhi se milne ko tarste hai hum.

Define Mother - Meaning of Mother

Define Mother - Meaning of Mother
Define Mother - Meaning of Mother

Monday, December 21, 2009

Om shanti Om ka dialogue Students ke andaaz mein


Om shanti Om ka dialogue Students ke andaaz mein ...



Itni shiddat se maine paas hone ki koshish ki hai,,,,,



ki har teacher ne mujhe marks na dene ki saazish ki hai,,,,,



Agar tum kisi paper mein paas hona chahte ho,,,



to saari kaaynat tumhe usko paas karane me lag jati hai,,,,,,



Ye exams bhi apne hindi filmon ki tarah hote hain,,,,,



end tak sab kuch achha ho hi jata hai-HAPPYYYYS ENDINGGGGS.. ....



aur agar aisa nahi hota,,,,,





toh exam abhi khatam nahi hua,


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SUPPLEMENTARY abhi baaki hai mere dost........ ........ ha ha ha.



"33 marks ki kimat,

tum kya jaano lecturer babu.....

har student ka khwaab hota hai....33 marks.

Sunday, December 20, 2009

Win 2 tickets to 2009 Olympics

WIN 2 AIRLINE TICKETS ALL EXPENSES PAID TO THE 2009 OLYMPIC GAMES IN PEKING , CHINA.

To participate is very easy, just view the attached photo, correctly answer the following questions and send your answers to the International Olympic Committee:

1. Which student seems to appear tired / sleepy?

2. Which ones are male twins?

3. Which ones are the female twins?

4. How many women are in the group?

5. Which one is the teacher?

Good Luck!!!!

Saturday, December 19, 2009

Christmas SMS

Can I have your picture, so Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me. Happy Christmas.

May all the sweet magic
Of Christmas conspire
To gladden your hearts
And fill every desire.

Ur friendship is a glowing ember through the yr n each december frm its warm n livin spark v kindle flame against da dark n with its shining radiance light our tree of faith on Christmas night.

Two things upon this changing earth can neither change nor end; the splendor of Christ’s humble birth, the love of friend for friend.

Christmas may be many things
or it may be a few.
For you, the joy
is each new toy;
for me;
it’s watching U.

If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window, grabs you and puts you in a sack don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS. HAPPY CHRISTMAS
Have an ideal Christmas;
an occasion that is celebrated as a reflection of your values, desires, affections, traditions.

Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.

Jingle bells Jingle bells what fun it is to wish our friends a very merry christmas.

Somehow, not only for Christmas, But all the long year through, The joy that you give to others, Is the joy that comes back to you. And the more you spend in blessing, The poor and lonely and sad, The more of your heart’s possessing, Returns to you glad.
Joy resounds in the hearts of those who believe in the miracle of Christmas!
Wishing you all the peace, joy, and love of the season! Season’s Greetings!

There is no ideal Christmas; only the one Christmas you decide to make as a reflection of your values, desires, affections, traditions.

From Home to home, and heart to heart, from one place to another. The warmth and joy of Christmas, brings us closer to each other.

May the joy and peace of Christmas be with you all through the Year. Wishing you a season of blessings from heaven above. Happy Christmas.

Friday, December 18, 2009

New Year SMS 1

Before the golden sun sets,
2008’s calender is destroyed,
And mobile networks get jammed,
I wish in 2010 every moment is enjoyed…

For last year’s words belong to last year’s language
And next year’s words await another voice.
And to make an end is to make a beginning.Happy New Year 2010.

Beauty..
Freshness..
Dreams..
Truth..
Imagination..
Feeling..
Faith..
Trust..
This is begining of a new year!

Keep the smile, leave the tear, Think of joy, forget the fear…
Hold the laugh, leave the pain, Be joyous , Coz its new year! HAPPY NEW YEAR.

Fill your life with Happiness & Bright Cheer,
Bring to u Joy and Prosperity for the whole Year,
And it’s my New Year wish 4u Dear…
Wish u a VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR.

Funny Hindi New Year SMS

2010 is coming
Wish u a very
Happy new year
Valentine’s day
Basant
23rd march
14 august
Eid ul fitr
Eid ul azha
Friendship day
Mother, father
Dadi, dada
Nana, nani
Children’s day
Happy b’day
365 good mornings
After noons, evenings’
& nights
Roz roz ka drama nahi
Hota mujh se
Ab pura saal mat kehna
SMS nahi kia…

Hindi Shayari on New Year

Old Year Sab se ho raha hai Door*
Kya karein yahi hai Kudrat ka Dastoor*
Purani Yaadein soch kar Udaas na ho Tum*
Naya Saal aaya hai chalo..
DHOOM MACHALE, DHOOM MACHALE DHOOM!!

Is New Year mai, Lumha Bhar ki jo Rafaqat mil jae Mujh ko*
Mai apne Subah Shaam Tere Naam ker doon*
Ager Tuu mil jaye Buzm-e-History mai*
Mai apni Zindgi ki haseen Shaam Tere Naam ker doon
Happy New Year

Sunehri dhoop barsat k baad
Thori si hansi her baat k baad
Usi tarag ho Mubarak aap ko 2009, 2008 k baad
Wish You a HaPPu HaPPy New Year..

Naya Saal aaye ban k Ujala
Khul jaye ap ki Kissmat ka Tala
Hamesha ap per rahe Meherban Upar wala
Yahi DUA karta hai ap ka yeh chahny wala..

Exam Jokes

*>Reduce exam time by 1hr and marks by 50

*>Intrduce breaks after each 15 mins

*>Give free hit marks for unexpected questions

*>1st 30 mins power play no suprvisor in the class

*>Cheer girls in evry class. They’ll dance after finishing every page…

Qur'anic verses appear on 9 month old baby's body - Miracle baby from Dagestan





Qur'anic verses appear on 9 month old baby's body - Miracle baby from Dagestan



Qur'anic verses appear on baby's body Miracle baby آيات قرآنية على جسم صبي

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Santa Banta Jokes SMS

Santa: I tried ur number so many times, it always said ‘Switched Off’!”

Banta: Nooo, it’s my HELLO TUNE!

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Daku Mangal Singh Banta ke ghar mein ghusa aur bola: Sona kahan hai, jaldi bataao

Banta: Pura ghar khali hai malko, jithe marzi so jao!

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Santa to Jeeto: Kaisi sabzi banai hai, bilkul Gobar jaisa swad hai.

Jeeto, maatha peet te hue: Hey bhagwan! Na jane inhone kya-kya kha ke dekha hua hai.

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A crow shits on a Banta. Preeto gives tissue paper to him.

Banta: Koi phayda nahin, kauwa toh ud gaya!

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Banta: Jab main paida hua tha to military walon ne 21 topein chalayeen thi.

Santa: Kamaal hai ! Sab ka nishana chook gaya ?

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Santa meets his old friend.

Santa: A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B.

Friend: Oye, iska matlab?

Santa: Kuch nahin yaar, I mean long time no C.

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Santa: Drinking n driving dono nalo naal nai ho sakde.

Banta: Y?

Santa: Je speed breaker aa gaya taa peg dul jau.

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Phone ki ring baji. Santa: Phone mere liye ho to kehna mein ghar pe nahin hoon.

Jeeto phone pe: Wo ghar pe hain.

Santa: Maine mana kiya that…

Jeeto: Phone mere liye tha!

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Santa to a doc: Apne nurse bahut achchi rakhi hai, uska haath lagtey hi mein theek ho gaya.

Doc: Jaanta hoon, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.

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Santa was writing the passive voice of ‘I made a mistake.’

He wrote: I was made by a mistake.

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Santa: Oh yaar main badi mushkil mein hoon. Meri biwi mujhse ek pappi ka Ek rupeya leti hai.

Banta: Oh yaar tu lucky hai, auron se to woh 5 rupye leti hai.

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Santa to Banta: Main apna purse ghar bhool aaya, mainu 1000 Rs chahide si.

Banta: Dost hi dost de kam aunda hai, le 10 Rs, riksha kar te purse le aa.

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Banta: Wo ladki deaf lagti hai. Main kuch kehta hoon, woh kuch aur hi bolti hai.

Santa: Kaise?

Banta: Maine kaha I Luv U, to woh boli ‘Maine kal hi Naye Sandal kharide hain’

Monday, December 14, 2009

New Year SmS in Hindi

Sabke Dilo mai ho sabke liye Pyar,
Aanewala har din laye Khusiyo ka Tyohar,
Is ummid ka sath aao bhulke sare Gum
new year 2008 ko Hum Sab kare WEL-COME!
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Bith gaya jo saal, Bhul jayye,
Is Naya Saal ko Gale lagaye,
Karte hai dua hum Rab se sar jhukake…
Is Saal ka Sare Sapne poore ho Aapke.
*NAYA SAAL MUBARAK*
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Is Naye Saal mai..
Jo tu chahe wo tera ho,
Har din khubsoorat aur ratain roshan ho,
Kamiyabi chumte rahe tere kadam humesha yaar,
Naya Saal Mubarok ho tuje mere Yaar.
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Poore ho aapke sare Aim,
Sada badhti rahe aap ki Fame,
Milte rahe sabse Pyar aur Dosti,
Aur mila a lot of Fun & Masti.
Wish you a..Happy New Year with a Plenty of Peace & Prosperity.
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Day by day teri khusiya ho jaye Double,
Teri zindagi se delete ho jaye sare Trouble,
Khuda rakkhe humesha tuje Smart & Fit,
Tera liye New Year ho Super-Duper Hit!!
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Naye saal aaye banke ujale,
Khul jaye aap ki kismat ka tale,
Hamesha aap pe rahe meherban Oparwale,
Chand tare bhi aap pe hi rosni dale.
Happy New year.
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Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai, sitaro ne aasma se salam bheja hai,
mubarak ho apko naya saal, hum ne advance me ye piagam bheja hai. Happy New Year.

New Year SmS in Hindi

Sabke Dilo mai ho sabke liye Pyar,
Aanewala har din laye Khusiyo ka Tyohar,
Is ummid ka sath aao bhulke sare Gum
new year 2008 ko Hum Sab kare WEL-COME!
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Bith gaya jo saal, Bhul jayye,
Is Naya Saal ko Gale lagaye,
Karte hai dua hum Rab se sar jhukake…
Is Saal ka Sare Sapne poore ho Aapke.
*NAYA SAAL MUBARAK*
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Is Naye Saal mai..
Jo tu chahe wo tera ho,
Har din khubsoorat aur ratain roshan ho,
Kamiyabi chumte rahe tere kadam humesha yaar,
Naya Saal Mubarok ho tuje mere Yaar.
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Poore ho aapke sare Aim,
Sada badhti rahe aap ki Fame,
Milte rahe sabse Pyar aur Dosti,
Aur mila a lot of Fun & Masti.
Wish you a..Happy New Year with a Plenty of Peace & Prosperity.
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Day by day teri khusiya ho jaye Double,
Teri zindagi se delete ho jaye sare Trouble,
Khuda rakkhe humesha tuje Smart & Fit,
Tera liye New Year ho Super-Duper Hit!!
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Naye saal aaye banke ujale,
Khul jaye aap ki kismat ka tale,
Hamesha aap pe rahe meherban Oparwale,
Chand tare bhi aap pe hi rosni dale.
Happy New year.
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Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai, sitaro ne aasma se salam bheja hai,
mubarak ho apko naya saal, hum ne advance me ye piagam bheja hai. Happy New Year.

New Year SMS

Years come n go, but this year I specially wish 4 u a double dose of health n happiness topped with loads of good fortune. Have a gr8 year ahead! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!
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May this New Year bring many opportunities your way, to explore every joy of life and may your resolutions for the days ahead stay firm, turning all your dreams into reality and all your efforts into great achievements.
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Hope u’ll have a New Year that starts right and ends Happy!
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Nights are Dark but Days are Light,
Wish your Life will always be Bright.
So my Dear don’t get Fear
Coz, God Gift us a “BRAND NEW YEAR”.
*HAPPY NEW YEAR*
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My wishes for you, Great start for Jan, Love for Feb, Peace for March, No worries for April, Fun for May, Joy for June to Nov, Happiness for Dec, Have a lucky and wonderful 2008
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I wish U to have a …..
Sweetest Sunday,
Marvellous Monday,
Tasty Tuesday,
Wonderful Wednesday,
Thankful Thursday,
Friendly Friday,
Successful Saturday.
Have a great Year. HAPPY NEW YEAR
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I Wish in 2008
God gives You…
12 Month of Happiness,
52 Weeks of Fun,
365 Days Success,
8760 Hours Good Health,
52600 Minutes Good Luck,
3153600 Seconds of Joy…and that’s all!
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In ‘The Universal Bank of God’…
God stores his blessings & deposited 365 days full of love, faith & happiness for you…
So, Enjoy spending…
Happy New Year.
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A Relaxed Mind, A Peaceful Soul, A Joyful Spirit, A Healthy Body & Heart full of Love..All these are my Prayers for You..Wish a Happy New Year 2008.
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Throughout the Coming Year may your life be filled with little celebration of Happiness…Wishes you a Bright, Happy and Prosperous New Year 2008 with God Bless.
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Before the sun sets in this year, before the memories fade, before the networks get jammed…..Wish u and ur family Happy Sparkling New Year 2008.
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New Year begins, let us pray, that it will be a year with new Peace, New Happiness, and abundance of new friends. God bless you through out the new Year.
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Wishing you Happy New Year, May u always keep in ur heart the special beauty and cheer of New Year.
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New Year is the time to unfold new horizons & realize new dreams, to rediscover the strength & faith within u, to rejoice in simple pleasures & gear up 4 a new challenges. Wishin u a truly fulfilling 2008
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When the mid-nite bell rings tonight…
Let it signify new and better things for you,
let it signify a realisation of all things you wish for,
Let it signify a year of courage and believes,
Wishing you a very…very…very prosperious 2008.
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Sunday, December 13, 2009

Google Fight

Do you ever fantasize about who would win in a fight between two people? Neither do I. There are some unanswered questions that people have, and the only way to figure out who truly wins is to set them up against each other. It doesn't even have to be two people; it could just be two different things. One way to figure out who or what is truly better is to look at the popularity of each opponent. What's a great way to find out how popular something is? Simple - Google it. Google Fight uses the search engine that we all know and love to finally give us the answer to who would win in a fight against Ted Turner and Tina Turner.

The site has a bunch of classic and funny fights that you can just go ahead and see who wins for yourself. I really like the way Google Fight animates the fight sequence, and the results are displayed in a bar graph that makes complete sense. They definitely get some major points for presentation. When you're ready, type in whatever keywords you would like to see go to battle. For those of us who have an online presence, this is a fun way to see how popular you are against other online personalities. Let's get ready to rumble!

http://googlefight.com/

Honest HR Question

Honest HR Question
Job Interview - Honest HR Question-Answers

If we were to Honestly reply to all the HR Questions they would go
something like this

1. Why did you apply for this job?
I have applied for many jobs along with this and you called me now.

2. Why do you want to work for this company?
I have to work for some company who ever gives me a job, I don't have
any specific company in mind.

3. Why should I hire you?
You have to hire some one, you may give me a try.

4.What would you do if we hire you?
Well, it depends on my mindset but I will try to work on whatever is
allotted to me.

5.What is your biggest strength?
Basically, daring to join any company who pays me well, without thinking
of the fate of company.
6.What is your biggest weakness?
Girls

7.What was your worst mistake, and how did you learn from it?
Joining my earlier company and learn that I need to jump to get more
money, so I am here today!

8. What accomplishments in your last position are you most proud of?
Had I accomplished any in my last position, why do I need to change my
job? I could demand more and stay there.

9.Describe a challenge you faced and how you overcame it?
Biggest challenge is answering the question "why are you looking for a
change" and I started blabbering irrelevantly to overcome that.

10.Why did you leave/ are you leaving your last job?
For the same reason why you left your earlier job... More money

11.What do you want from this job?
If no work is given but keep giving good hikes

12.What are your career goals and how do you plan to achieve them?
Make more money and for that keep jumping companies for every 2 yrs

13.Did you hear of our company and what do you know of us?
Yeah, I know that you will ask this, I've gone through your website

14.What is the salary expected and how do u justify that?
Well, no one will change job for the same salary, hence, give me 20%
extra than what I am getting and that is unpublished industry standard (I
know you will bargain on what ever I ask, hence, I have already hiked
my current salary by 30%).

Friday, December 11, 2009

5 Simple Tricks to Help you Win any Argument!!!

5 Simple Tricks to Help you Win any Argument!!!

We all get into arguments from time to time. But how do you deal with those people who consistently want to fight and act like they are always right? Contradicting them just feeds their desire for conflict and will frustrate and cause strife. Here are a five alternative methods for dealing with this type of difficult person.

1. Smile.

Deflect the anger. Ask questions designed to get the other person to think about why he or she is upset. it's very difficult to argue with someone who is smiling and conversing without resistance.

2. Let them think your point of view is their own.
To do this requires some subtlety but is very powerful against extremely stubborn people who will never admit they are wrong. The trick is to ask questions designed to manipulate the person into arriving at your conclusion "on their own."

3. Admit your mistakes.

If you did something wrong or made a mistake, just be humble and admit it. This sounds like you're conceding defeat, but actually this wins immediately since it takes the combative person completely off guard. One of two things usually happens next: either the other person will feel bad for even bringing up the issue and will suddenly be very helpful, or they won't know how to respond immediately which gives you the opportunity to say something leading the conversation into a more productive direction.

4. Shut up.


"One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do
and always a clever thing to say."
~ Will Durant

This is an especially strong technique when you know you're right and you suspect the other person knows it but isn't ready to admit it. Let the person fumble and squirm around while you just listen.

5. Do Not Attack
Whatever you do, do not attack the other person. Sure, you might know the exact thing to say to hit 'em where it hurts. You might be cold and calculating with your logic and reduce the argument (and the person's self-esteem) to dust. Or you could follow the techniques above and come away from the argument with an ally instead of a foe. Your choice.

Moral...one:):)

The best relation ever is between two eyes, "they blink together,
move together, cry together, see together and sleep together". STILL they never see each other directly. But when they see a girl, one will blink and another will not.
Moral of the story:
A Girl can break any kind of relationship...

Tips For Girls To Remain Slim

* First of all we must be determined to remain slim and work towards it. Develop a mind set towards it.

* Set realistic goals.


* Make lifestyle changes like giving up alcohol, smoking, avoiding fatty food, refined food,...

* Include fresh foods as far as possible as processed foods tend to contain high level of salt and sugar

* Do not expect immediate results.

* Never go for crash diets instead reduce weight gradually and slowly.

* Never skip meals as you tend to eat more, the next meal. Do not skip breakfast in particular.

* Include lot of fiber in your diet as it gives a feeling of fullness, thereby preventing you from gorging spicy and fatty food.

* Nuts contain lot of fiber .They are satisfying and cause people to eat less at meal time.

* Take warm lime juice mixed with honey the first thing in the morning.

* Go for skimmed milk.

* As far as possible avoid weight loss supplements.

* When you have cravings for sweets, take a fruit instead.

* When you have cravings for certain type of food like chocolates or ice cream, once in a while, you can take in small quantities .

* Take fruits and vegetables which has lot of water content like watermelons, cucumbers and white pumpkin..

* Keep yourself engaged as boredom leads to overeating.

* Drink lot of water, at least 8 glasses per day.

* Use the stairs instead of lift. Park the car a little far away and walk to your office. Use every opportunity to be physically active.

* Walk, Walk and Walk as much as possible .Even if you are busy, go for walk at least 5 days a week.

* Aerobic exercise like jogging, swimming, cycling, running accelerates weight loss. Consult a physician before starting any weight loss program.. Aerobic exercise combined with healthy eating will certainly help in weight reduction.

* Make your exercise session enjoyable.

* Keep yourself free of stress

* Finally, weight loss is a slow process, so do not get disappointed and give up.

8 Lies of Mother

This story begins when I was a child: I was born poor. Often we hadn't enough to eat. Whenever we had some food, Mother often gave me her portion of rice. While she was transferring her rice into my bowl, she would say "Eat this rice, son! I'm not hungry."
This was Mother's First Lie.
As I grew, Mother gave up her spare time to fish in a river near our house; she hoped that from the fish she caught, she could give me a little bit more nutritious food for my growth. Once she had caught just two fish, she would make fish soup. While I was eating the soup, mother would sit beside me and eat what was still left on the bone of the fish I had eaten; My heart was touched when I saw it. Once I gave the other fish to her on my chopstick but she immediately refused it and said, "Eat this fish, son! I don't really like fish."
This was Mother's Second Lie.
Then, in order to fund my education, Mother went to a Match Factory to bring home some used matchboxes which she filled with fresh matchsticks. . This helped her get some money to cover our needs. One wintry night I awoke to find Mother filling the matchboxes by candlelight. So I said, "Mother, go to sleep; it's late: you can continue working tomorrow morning." Mother smiled and said "Go to sleep, son! I'm not tired."

This was Mother's Third Lie
When I had to sit my Final Examination, Mother accompanied me.. After dawn, Mother waited for me for hours in the heat of the sun. When the bell rang, I ran to meet her.. Mother embraced me and poured me a glass of tea that she had prepared in a thermos. The tea was not as strong as my Mother's love, Seeing Mother covered with perspiration; I at once gave her my glass and asked her to drink too. Mother said "Drink, son! I'm not thirsty!".

This was Mother's Fourth Lie.
After Father's death, Mother had to play the role of a single parent. She held on to her former job; she had to fund our needs alone. Our family's life was more complicated. We suffered from starvation. Seeing our family's condition worsening, my kind Uncle who lived near my house came to help us solve our problems big and small.
Our other neighbours saw that we were poverty stricken so they often advised my mother to marry again. But Mother refused to remarry saying "I don't need love."

This was Mother's Fifth Lie.
After I had finished my studies and gotten a job, it was time for my old Mother to retire but she carried on going to the market every morning just to sell a few vegetables. I kept sending her money but she was steadfast and even sent the money back to me. She said, "I have enough money."

That was Mother's Sixth Lie.
I continued my part-time studies for my Master's Degree. Funded by the American Corporation for which I worked, I succeeded in my studies. With a big jump in my salary, I decided to bring Mother to enjoy life in America but Mother didn't want to bother her son; she said to me "I'm not used to high living."

That was Mother's Seventh Lie
In her dotage, Mother was attacked by cancer and had to be hospitalized. Now living far across the ocean, I went home to visit Mother who was bedridden after an operation. Mother tried to smile but I was heartbroken because she was so thin and feeble but Mother said, "Don't cry, son! I'm not in pain."
That was Mother's Eighth Lie.
Telling me this, her eighth lie, she died.
YES, MOTHER WAS AN ANGEL!


M - O - T - H - E - R

"M" is for the Million things she gave me,

"O" means Only that she's growing old,
"T" is for the Tears she shed to save me,
"H" is for her Heart of gold,
"E" is for her Eyes with love-light shining in them,
R" means Right, and right she'll always be,
Put them all together, they spell "MOTHER"
a word that means the world to me.

For those of you who are lucky to be still blessed with your Mom's presence on Earth, this story is beautiful. For those who aren't so blessed, this is even more beautiful.

Men are Men.....How guys select the girl they want to marry.....

How guys select the girl they want to marry.....


A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry.
He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and
Watches to see what they do with the money.


The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her
Hair done, purchases new make-up and buys several new outfits, and dresses
Up very nicely for the man.


She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because
She loves him so much.


The man is impressed.


The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts.
She gets him a new set of STRONG golf clubs, some new gizmos for his
Computer, and some expensive clothes.As she presents these gifts, she tells
Him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.


Again, the man is impressed.


The third invests the money in the stock market.
She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and
Reinvests the remainder in a joint account.
She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him
So much.


Obviously, the man was impressed.


The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the
Money.


*Guess which lady he chose to marry?*



Think like a man . . .




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He married the most beautiful one!!!!!!





Men are Men.... Obviously!!!

33 Facts about Guys

33 Facts about Guyz *really very true........ ......... ..
Girls r surely going to read it


*Belive it or not.......

1. Guys like their gadgets & bikes more than a girl.

Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.

2. Guys hate flirts.

3.When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.

4. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about .

5. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.

6. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.


7. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.

8. When you touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back.


9. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow". .... so true.


10. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly.


11. Guys love their moms.

12. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.

13. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.


14. You can never understand him unless you listen to him.


15. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.


16. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.

17. Like Eve, girls are guys' weaknesses.

18. Guys are very open about themselves.

(Imp.)19. It's good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don't let him wait that long.

20. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.

21. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they're not that much pretty.


22. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice ... very true.


23. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.


24. Guys keep secrets that girls tell them.

25. Guys think too much.

26. Guys fantasies are unlimited.

27. Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy but her weight does! ... very true.


28. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!!


29. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.

30. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him praying sometimes.

31. If a guy says you're beautiful, that guy likes you.

32. Guys hate girls who overreact.

33. Guys love you more than you love them IF they are serious in your relationships.

Doesn't this all make sense?

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

100 Ways to Smile

100 ways to smile ---- :-))
Dear All,

Here is a list of 100 ways to smile!..............

1 Call an old friend, just to say hi
2 Hold a door open for a stranger
3 Invite someone to lunch
4 Compliment someone on his or her appearance
5 Ask a coworker for their opinion on a project
6 Bring cookies to work
7 Let someone cut in during rush hour traffic
8 Leave a waitress or waiter a big tip
9 Tell a cashier to have a nice day
10 Call your parents
11 Let someone know you miss them
12 Treat someone to a movie
13 Let a person know you really appreciate them
14 Visit a retirement center
15 Take a child to the zoo
16 Fill up your spouse's car with gas
17 Surprise someone with a small gift
18 Leave a thank-you note for the cleaning staff at work
19 Write a letter to a distant relative
20 Tell someone you thought about them the other day
21 Put a dime in a stranger's parking meter before the time expires
22 Bake a cake for a neighbor
23 Send someone flowers to where they work
24 Invite a friend to tea
25 Recommend a good book to someone
26 Donate clothing to a charity
27 Offer an elderly person a ride to where they need to go
28 Bag your own groceries at the checkout counter
29 Give blood
30 Offer free baby-sitting to a friend who's really busy or just needs a break
31 Help your neighbor rake leaves or shovel snow
32 Offer your seat to someone when there aren't any left
33 Help someone with a heavy load
34 Ask to see a store's manager and comment on the great service
35 Give your place in line at the grocery store to someone who has only a few items
36 Hug someone in your family for no reason
37 Wave to a child in the car next to you
38 Send a thank-you note to your doctor
39 Repeat something nice you heard about someone else
40 Leave a joke on someone's answering machine.
41 Be a mentor or coach to someone
42 Forgive a loan
43 Fill up the copier machine with paper after you're done using it
44 Tell someone you believe in them
45 Share your umbrella on a rainy day
46 Welcome new neighbors with flowers or a plant
47 Offer to watch a friend's home while they're away
48 Ask someone if they need you to pick up anything while you're out shopping
49 Ask a child to play a board game, and let them win
50 Ask an elderly person to tell you about the good old days
51 During bad weather, plan an indoor picnic with the family
52 Buy someone a goldfish and bowl
53 Compliment someone on their cooking and politely ask for a second helping
54 Dance with someone who hasn't been asked
55 Tell someone you mentioned them in your prayers
56 Give children's clothes to another family when your kids outgrow them
57 Deliver extra vegetables from your garden to the whole
neighborhood
58 Call your spouse just to say, I love you
59 Call someone's attention to a rainbow or beautiful sunset
60 Invite someone to go bowling
61 Figure out someone's half-birthday by adding 182 days & surprise
them with a cake
62 Ask someone about their children
63 Tell someone which quality you like most about them
64 Brush the snow off of the car next to yours
65 Return your shopping cart to the front of the store
66 Encourage someone's dream, no matter how big or small it is
67 Pay for a stranger's cup of coffee without them knowing it
68 Leave a love letter where your partner will find it
69 Ask an older person for their advice
70 Offer to take care of someone's pet while they're away
71 Tell a child you're proud of them
72 Visit a sick person, or send them a care package
73 Join a Big Brother or Sister program
74 Leave a piece of candy on a coworker's desk
75 Bring your child to work with you for the afternoon
76 Give someone a recording of their favorite music
77 Email a friend some information about a topic they are especially interested in
78 Give someone a homemade gift
79 Write a poem for someone
80 Bake some cookies for your local fire or police department
81 Organize a neighborhood cleanup and have a barbecue afterwards
82. Help a child build a birdhouse or similar project.
83. Check in on an old person, just to see if they're okay.
84. Ask for the recipe after you eat over at someone's house.
85. Personally welcome a new employee at work and offer to take them out for lunch.
86. While in a car, ask everyone to buckle up because they are
important to you.
87. Let someone else eat the last slice of cake or pizza.
88. Stop and buy a drink from a kid's lemonade stand.
89. Forgive someone when they apologize.
90. Wave to someone looking for a parking space when you're about to
leave a shopping center.
91. Send a copy of an old photograph to a childhood friend.
92. Leave a pint of your spouse's favorite flavor of ice cream in the
freezer with a bow on it.
93. Do a household chore that is usually done by someone else in the
family.
94. Be especially happy for someone when they tell you their good
news.
95. Compliment a coworker on their role in a successful project.
96. Give your spouse a spontaneous back rub at the end of the day.
97. Serve someone in your family breakfast in bed.
98. Ask someone if they've lost weight.
99. Make a donation to a charity in someone's honor.
100. Take a child to a ballgame.

Macro Photography: Remarkable Bits of Life We Overlook

Brown/Tan Damselfly Face




High Tech Jumper




Eye of Gecko




Kahlil Gibran




Butterfly





Mr Attitude




Ladybird Traffic Jam




Head On




Treble Clef




Ranita Curiosa




Punk Moth




Wolf Spider




Pad 3




Keep Straight




Grass Drops




Tiny Fireworks




Sweet Misery




Coldness




I Am A Dreamer




Time After Time




Your The One




Pencil Sharpener




A Bit of Whitening




Corn

Try this Out.......not fun;

Hey Guys,

Try this Out.......not fun;

Type =rand(200,99) in MS Word and then hit ENTER
This is something pretty cool..! Worth a check..! try it..!
Microsoft team couldn't answer why this happened...

Try it out yourself...

VERY GOOD WRITE UP SO PLEASE READ IT POSITIVELY.

A women was narrating this story--------------

"I was walking around in a Big Bazar store making shopping, when I saw a Cashier talking to a boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll. Then the little boy turned to me and asked: ''aunty, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

I counted his cash and replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy the doll, my dear.'' The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. 'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much . I wanted to Gift her for her BIRTHDAY.

I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.' His eyes were so sad while saying this.'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister..''

My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.' Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so my sister won't forget me.' 'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.' Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly..

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' 'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose. My mommy loves white roses.'

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.

The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Please DO NOT DRINK & DRIVE.

The value of a man or woman resides in what he or she gives, not in what they are capable of receiving

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Express Your Love in 51 WAYS!!


These three little words, "I Love You", hold a lot of meaning, but there's several ways to say them than you think. Here are 51 different ways for you to verbally express your love to your sweetheart.

  • I adore you
  • I appreciate you.
  • I can't live without you.
  • I am infatuated with you.
  • I can't stop thinking about you when we're apart.
  • I cherish you.
  • I dream of you.
  • I need you.
  • I live for our love.
  • I love being around you.
  • I need you by my side.
  • I want you.
  • I respect you.
  • I value you.
  • I want a lifetime with you.
  • I worship you.
  • I yearn for you.
  • I'm a better person because of you.
  • I'm blessed to have you in my life.
  • I'm devoted to you.
  • I'm fond of you.
  • I'm lost without you.
  • I'm nothing without you.
  • I'm passionate about you.
  • I'm thankful for you.
  • Me and you. Always.
  • I'm yours.
  • You are an angel from God.
  • My love is unconditional.
  • Our love is invaluable.
  • Take me, I'm yours.
  • The thought of you brings a smile to my face.
  • Ti tengu cara (to female) or Ti tengu caru (to male).
  • Together, forever.
  • You are a blessing in disguise.
  • We were meant to be together.
  • You are like a candle burning bright.
  • You are my crush.
  • You are my dear.
  • You are my life.
  • You are my everything.
  • You are my heart's desire.
  • You are my reason for living.
  • You are my one and only.
  • You are my one true love.
  • You are my strength.
  • You are my sunshine.
  • You are my world.
  • You are my treasure.
  • You are precious.
  • You are the light of my life.

Monday, December 7, 2009

Why Telangana?

Every time Telangana people open their mouths, doubting Toms raise some concerns and doubts and questions. Some of these doubting Toms don't know the historical background; some others don't understand political strategies and outcomes. Some are protecting selfish interests while others think they are protecting unity of Telugu speaking people. Whatever the motives and basis for these doubts or questions and concerns, investigating and finding appropriate answers backed by facts, is essential.

 

01)Andhras have built Hyderabad. Is it fair to ask them to leave it now?


Hyderabad was a beautiful city built by Nizam on the sweat of Telangana villagers. One of the reasons Andhras eyed Telangana was Hyderabad- a ready made beautiful Capitol city. It was fifth largest city before AP was formed and it still is fifth largest city. If Andhras contributed to Hyderabad, it was not out of love for Telangana but was for the convenience of the rich Andhras that have made Hyderabad their home. Hydearabd is still growing but not from Andhras coming to settle but from the middle classes and forward classes of Telangana moving to the city for security and for services and livelihood, as the village economy in Telangana is all but destroyed by neglect of the ruling class, and failure of monsoons. Besides, nobody is asking anybody to leave any place. India is a free country and anybody can go and stay and pursue their livelihood anywhere in India. Hyderabad is a cosmopolitan city and people from many languages and all states of India call it their home. Also, this isn't a separation of people like Pakistan and India. It is merely a separation of political and administrative machinery so people of Telangana can control their own destiny. The settlers are welcome to stay, contribute and share in the success of Telangana. 

 

02) Why are we hearing separate Telangana slogan again?


The demand for a separate state of Telangana isn't new. Telanganites have very clearly expressed their opposition a decade before Andhra Pradesh was formed. They reasoned that in a united Andhra Pradesh they will not get justice. Even after five decades, this demand is continuing. The reason for this is the experience of past 48 years that justice will not be done to Telangana and belief that it will continue to be denied to Telanganites in united AP. (Please see pages112 –117 for historical facts).

 

 03) Isn't Telangana slogan the creation of unemployed politicians?

 

Telangana demand is a peoples' movement born out of their problems. Are all the people robbed unabatedly, continuously for the 48-years and raising their voice again, unemployed political leaders? Who are the unemployed political Leaders? Are they the farmers that have been suffering for lack of drinking water, irrigations water, and cuts in electric supply? Are they the workers who lost their livelihood due to lack of new industries, and closure of existing industries? Are they the unemployed youth whose job opportunities are hijacked by outsiders? Are they the innumerable people who have been labeled and suppressed as terrorists because they raised their voice for Telangana? When people are subject to robbery and injustice and take to the streets, it is natural for leaders to enter the fray. Just because out of power politicians support Telangana statehood, does it stop being peoples' movement? In any movement, politicians in and out of power join in. Some even deceive and attempt to side line the movement, but they can't stop the movement. Movements continue until justice is served to the people. The educated that are the pillars of this movement aren't unemployed. They aren't even after employment for themselves.

 

04) Why didn't the Chief Ministers that came from Telangana area work to develop Telangana?


It is true that PV Narasimha Rao, Marri Chenna Reddy (twice), T. Anjiah from Telangana were Chief Ministers of AP. Altogether they were in power for 6-years in four terms. It is also true they haven't made any noticeable development of Telangana. Jalagam Vengal Rao was a settler. He never assimilated himself in Telangana. He is credited with the disservice to Telangana by extending Nagarjun Sagar left canal. Then what about, Rayala Seema? There were stalwarts from Rayala seems that were in power for twenty years. (N. Sanjeeva Reddy-2terms, Damodaram Sanjeeviah, K. Vijaya Bhaskara Reddy-2 terms, CB Naidu-2 terms). Why is Rayalaseema backward? Fact is they slaved for the Coastal Andhra wealth and the privileged few of these wealthy that control the politics of the state. Fazal Ali commission recognized the consequences of mixing a developed area with a backward area and recommended that Telangana be kept as a separate state. If this country's politicians had the wherewithal to listen to the wise men, we wouldn't be in this situation!

 

 05) Isn't it detrimental to Indian national unity if small states are continuously created?


Out of the 35 states currently in India (28 states and 7 central possessions), 70% are smaller than Telangana. Telangana's population is 30 million plus. There are 25 states that are smaller than Telangana. If these twenty-five don't cause national unity issues, why would creation of a larger state be any dangerous? (See P119-120 for details) 

 

06) What would you do if the backward districts in Telangana want a separate state of their own after formation of Telangana state?

 

Backwardness of Telangana is a major reason for the Telangana state demand but not the sole reason. All ten Telangana districts have same historical background, geographic closeness, cultural commonality, language unity, and mutual understanding among the people. These factors are all foundation for unity of thought. Never did the people of Telangana districts express a desire or sentiment to be separate from the rest of the districts directly or indirectly. There isn't an opportunity for such either. In our country there are some other backward districts in various states. Are they all demanding a separate statehood? It is meaning less and baseless argument.


07) Why do people with one language need two states?

 

If one language, one state is the norm, why do we have 9-Hindhi speaking states? Next to Hindi, Telugu is the most spoken language in India. What is wrong with having two states that speak Telugu? Some people claim that Telangana Telugu isn't the proper Telugu. Some others say it isn't even Telugu. Why should these people that make fun of Telangana language and ridicule its culture should be objecting if Telangana is separate state? 

 

7) Isn't a separate state, a nation dividing, people separating demand?


If the desire of a people of a region to have their own state is a divisive act, then all states formation is a divisive act. In fact language based state formation itself is a divisive act. Same reasons that Potti Sriramulu the architect for separation of Andhra from Madras state, presented are the reasons Telanganites want their own state. The same argument used by the Andhras in the past is used by Telanganites now. If it was not an objectionable demand then how could it be objectionable now? Our Indian law suggested for small states for development.

 

8) How long should states division continues?


States re-organization is a continuing activity in India. Even before Fazal Ali commission this process has started, Example: Formation of Andhra, split from Madras. It has been continuing ever since, Ex: Eastern states division, Maharastra,Gujrath, Punjab, Haryana, Himachal Pradesh, Jarkhand, Uttaranchal, Chattisghad. Why should there be any objections for Telangana formation when there were no such objections for these states formation? 

 

9)There are other backward areas in the state. Why should only Telangana people have a separate state of their own?


Just as Telangana, Rayalaseema and north Andhra have been discriminated. True. But, additionally Telangana has been systemically robbed. Diversion of this regions natural resources, water, under ground resources and their income to other areas, the robbing of jobs from the region's people, Colonization aren't directed at other areas. Additionally the Telanganites have been subject to ridicule with respect to the language and the politicians have been looked down upon to the extent they lost their own self image. To preserve their self respect and to protect their region's natural resources, people of Telangana want their own state. 

 

10)Aren't Naxalites the cause of Telangana's backwardness?


Only people that don't understand or like to conveniently ignore historical facts would ask such questions. Naxals aren't the cause of Telangana backwardness. They are an effect of Telangana backwardness. Naxals came up in Telangana due to this region has been subject to continues neglect and systematic theft of its resources.

If Naxals are the reason, then districts where Naxals activity is less should be more developed than those with strong Naxals presence. Then why is it that Mahabubnagar where naxals presence was low is further behind Naxals strong holds of Karimnagar, Warangal and Nizamabad?

Similarly, why is Vizag one of the important centers of Naxals activity is a flourishing industrial center not just in state but also in the country?

How is the Kothagudem thermal station which is in the middle of forested area able to complete its expansion under the schedule?

How is National thermal electric center in Ramagundam (even though its electricity isn't used for Telangana) operating without any problems?

How is the coal from Singareni mines being mined and sent to Andhra and Rayalaseema?

How are Andhra settlers that bought off locals are able to flourish safely and prosperously in many Telangana areas?

In Warangal forests how is AP rayons, a private factory, operating? How are the cement factories in Nalgonda singareni coal belt, those established by the Andhra Capitalists, able to operate and make profits?

Who is responsible for the closure of Ajamjhahi mills, Sirpur sirsilk mills, Anthargam spinning mills, DBR mills, Alwyn factories, Republic forge, fourteen milk cooling plants? Didn't Naxals object to such irresponsible Government mismanagement?

If Naxals are the cause of Telangana backwardness, how is the current Government who promised to complete all pending projects within three years in Telangana going to do it?

The cause of 1969 Telangana revolution was the Governments partiality. There were no Naxals then. 

 

11)Instead of asking for a separate state, why can't you fight for development within the frame work of united AP?


The promises of Telangana development have been made for the past 48 years in united AP. Before and after the formation of AP, Which promises were kept? Which agreements were respected? Which projects were implemented? Which principles were they bound to? From the first day of AP formation, till to-day, agreements are being broken. What were the united AP wishers do? Did they even express any concerns? How long should the Telangana people bear this and put up with this injustice? 

 

12) Isn't separate Telangana state an anti-Andhra people's movement?


Emphatically, no. Telangana people don't bear any animosity against the coastal Andhra or Rayalaseema people or the ordinary migrants from those areas to Telangana. Telangana people's anger is with: The rulers that are raping Telangana resources. With their supporters in Andhra and also from Telangana. Those that came to Telangana and think they are the rulers of Telangana. Those that control the state Government with their financial strength and rob Telangana. Those that ridicule, Telangana language, culture and their mannerisms. All those that become a part of Telangana and share in the happiness and sorrow of Telangana with the locals are welcomed and, respected and loved. 

 

13)What is there to be gained by the SC, ST and weaker sections in separate Telangana?


What did these groups gain in united AP in 48 years? Apart from Sanjeeviah being CM for few months, when did any of these classes have any power? What is the status of these peoples leadership? What is the attitude of current Congress, BJP, both the communist parties, TDP? Not only the weaker sections, even the forward classes of Telangana, do they have any opportunity to exert any real power? For these classes to gain power they have to become active. 

                                 

                         Naa Telangana Koti Rathanala Veena !!

Jai Telangana !! Jai Jai Telangana !!