Bewafa to use kehte hai jo wafa nahi karte,
Agar tumse pyar na hota to tumhe bewafa kaise kehte,
Phirbhi tumne mere pyar ka aisa sila diya hai,
Ke tumhe bewafa kehna bhi bewafai ki tauheen hoti hai…
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Bewafa sanam se to cigarette hi achhi hai,
Bewafa sanam se to cigarette hi achhi hai…
Dil yeh bhi jalati hai, par hotho se to lagti hai…
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Jis Din Se Juda Woh Humse Hue,
Is Dil Ne Dhadakna Chod Diya
Hai Chaand Ka Munh Utara Utra,
Taaron Ne Chamakna Chod Diya
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Shaam Hote Hi, Diye Bujha Deta Hun Main
Shaam Hote Hi, Diye Bujha Deta Hun Main
Yeh Dil Hi Kaafi Hai Teri Yaad Main Jalne Ko..
Wednesday, June 30, 2010
Kisi saahil se poocho kinara kya hain
Kisi saahil se poocho kinara kya hain
kisi parvane se poocho jalna kya hain…
sab ko pata hain koi nahi apna
phir kyu hain hain yeh dil lagana…
bewafai ki aag mein jalna…
aise ki khud ko mita jaana…
sach kehta hoon dosto..
bewafai se maut he teek hain..
kisi parvane se poocho jalna kya hain…
sab ko pata hain koi nahi apna
phir kyu hain hain yeh dil lagana…
bewafai ki aag mein jalna…
aise ki khud ko mita jaana…
sach kehta hoon dosto..
bewafai se maut he teek hain..
Tuesday, June 29, 2010
What is marketing ?
What is marketing ?
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say:
"I am very rich. Marry me!"
That's Direct Marketing
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says:
"He's very rich. Marry him."
That's Advertising.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number.
The next day you call and say:
"Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."
That's Tele- marketing .
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink.
You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride
You then say:
"By the way, I'm very rich "Will you marry me?"
That's Public Relations.
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says:
"You are very rich..."
That's Brand Recognition.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say:
"I'm rich. Marry me."
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's Customer Feedback.
Find your own location on the earth
HI,
I was surprised to know such system exists.
It is a GPS and would find exact location of any internet user in a
second.
They have used a sophisticated algorithm to do so.
Try it and find your own location on the earth.
http://www.darnay.com/iec/
After clicking on link, it will take you to new window in which you have to hit LOCATE ME button.
It will pop up a new tiny window in which you will see some weird character set.
Wait for few seconds till tiny window gets closed and you will see your exact location on GPS system in a new window.
I was surprised to know such system exists.
It is a GPS and would find exact location of any internet user in a
second.
They have used a sophisticated algorithm to do so.
Try it and find your own location on the earth.
http://www.darnay.com/iec/
After clicking on link, it will take you to new window in which you have to hit LOCATE ME button.
It will pop up a new tiny window in which you will see some weird character set.
Wait for few seconds till tiny window gets closed and you will see your exact location on GPS system in a new window.
“Don't be serious, be sincere"
"Winning is not everything, it's the only thing"
Tamil Funny 5 Jokes sms
Photography thozilil munnera avasiyamanathu ethu?
thiramaiya?
athistama ?
rendum illai, cemera than
In temple a young boy prayed " Pillayar mama kappathu"
Why???
guess ?
In opposite side a young girls prayed as Pillayar Appa Kappathu..
LKG - Last Bench Terror Guys
Guy 1: Machan Naan romba upset ah irukaen da
Guy 2: Yaen da veetla edhuna problema???
Guy 1: Illa da nethu slate vaanga spencer poirundhan… anga oru sema figure, sumar ondra vayasu irkum avanga amma madila
paduthu vaila virala vachutu enna paathu oru look vituchey paaru... iyyoooooooo.......
Guy 2: appram enna aachu???
Guy 1: Appram enna... enga appan adha paathutu poramaila en thalaila narukunu oru kottu vachan, kovathula rendu naala na
cerelac kuda sapduradhu illa....
Guy 2: Indha appangalae ippadithanda poramaila alaivanga... nee dont worry machan nalaiku andha ponna thottiloda
thukrom!!!
Cricket oru mosadi game, aen ?
1. Kaila ball vachikkitte 'No ball' solluvaanga.
2. Leg break-nu solli bowling kaiyaala poduvaanga.
3. Run out-nu sollittu batsman-ai veliya poga solluvaanga. Niyaayama 'Run'thaan veliya poganum.
4. Over-nu sollittu over meala over over-a pottukkitte iruppaanga.
5. Oru over-kku 6 balls sollittu ore ball-thaan vachiruppaanga.
6. Batsman out-na oru kaiya thookkaraanga. Appo rendu kaiya thookkina rendu batsmen out aaganum. But sixer-nu
solluvaanga.
7. Wicket keeper-nu solluvaanga. Avar wicket-ai vittu thalli nippar. Athu kooda paravaalla... opposite team wickettai
saaichiduvvar.
8. All out-nu solluvaanga. But 10 peruthaan out aagi iruppaanga.
thiramaiya?
athistama ?
rendum illai, cemera than
In temple a young boy prayed " Pillayar mama kappathu"
Why???
guess ?
In opposite side a young girls prayed as Pillayar Appa Kappathu..
LKG - Last Bench Terror Guys
Guy 1: Machan Naan romba upset ah irukaen da
Guy 2: Yaen da veetla edhuna problema???
Guy 1: Illa da nethu slate vaanga spencer poirundhan… anga oru sema figure, sumar ondra vayasu irkum avanga amma madila
paduthu vaila virala vachutu enna paathu oru look vituchey paaru... iyyoooooooo.......
Guy 2: appram enna aachu???
Guy 1: Appram enna... enga appan adha paathutu poramaila en thalaila narukunu oru kottu vachan, kovathula rendu naala na
cerelac kuda sapduradhu illa....
Guy 2: Indha appangalae ippadithanda poramaila alaivanga... nee dont worry machan nalaiku andha ponna thottiloda
thukrom!!!
Cricket oru mosadi game, aen ?
1. Kaila ball vachikkitte 'No ball' solluvaanga.
2. Leg break-nu solli bowling kaiyaala poduvaanga.
3. Run out-nu sollittu batsman-ai veliya poga solluvaanga. Niyaayama 'Run'thaan veliya poganum.
4. Over-nu sollittu over meala over over-a pottukkitte iruppaanga.
5. Oru over-kku 6 balls sollittu ore ball-thaan vachiruppaanga.
6. Batsman out-na oru kaiya thookkaraanga. Appo rendu kaiya thookkina rendu batsmen out aaganum. But sixer-nu
solluvaanga.
7. Wicket keeper-nu solluvaanga. Avar wicket-ai vittu thalli nippar. Athu kooda paravaalla... opposite team wickettai
saaichiduvvar.
8. All out-nu solluvaanga. But 10 peruthaan out aagi iruppaanga.
Monday, June 28, 2010
What Family stands for
WHAT 'F A M I L Y' STANDS FOR !!
A man came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find his 5-year-old son waiting for him at the door.
Son: "Daddy, May I ask you a question"
Daddy: "Yeah sure, what it is?"
Son: "Dad, how much do you make an hour"
Daddy: "That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing? "that man said angrily.
Son: "I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?"
Daddy: "I make Rs. 500 an hour"
"Oh", the little boy replied, with his head down. Looking up, he said, "Dad, may I please borrow Rs.300?"
The father was furious, "if the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or other nonsense, then march yourself to your room and go to bed. Think why you are being so selfish. I work hard everyday for such this childish behavior"
The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door. The man sat down and started to get even angrier about the little boy's questions. How dare he ask such questions only to get some money?
After about an hour or so, the man had calmed down, and started to think: May be there was something he really needed to buy with that Rs. 300 and he really didn't ask for money very often!"
The man went to the door of little boy's room and opened the door. "Are you sleep, son?" He aked.
"No daddy, I'm awake," replied the boy.
"I've been thinking, may be I was too hard on you earlier", said the man,
It's been a long day and I took out my aggravation on you. Here's the Rs. 300 you asked for.
The little boy sat straight up, smiling "oh thank you dad!" He yelled.
Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled some more crippled up notes. The man, seeing that the boy already had money, started to get angry again. The little boy slowly counted out his money, then looked up at his father.
"Why do you want money if you already had some?" the father grumbled.
"Because I didn't have enough, but now I do," the little boy replied.
"Daddy I have Rs. 500 now. Can I buy an hour of your time? Please come home early tomorrow. I would like to have dinner with you.
MORAL:
It's just a short reminder to all of you working so hard in life. We should not let time slip through our fingers without having spent some time with those who really matter to us, those close to our hearts.
If we die tomorrow, the company that we are working for could easily replace us in a matter of days. But the family & friends we leave behind will feel the loss for the rest of their lives. And come to think of it, we pour ourselves more into work than to our family. An unwise investment indeed!
You know what's the full expansion of FAMILY?
FAMILY = (F)ATHER (A)ND (M)OTHER (I) (L)OVE (Y)OU.
Son: "Daddy, May I ask you a question"
Daddy: "Yeah sure, what it is?"
Son: "Dad, how much do you make an hour"
Daddy: "That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing? "that man said angrily.
Son: "I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?"
Daddy: "I make Rs. 500 an hour"
"Oh", the little boy replied, with his head down. Looking up, he said, "Dad, may I please borrow Rs.300?"
The father was furious, "if the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or other nonsense, then march yourself to your room and go to bed. Think why you are being so selfish. I work hard everyday for such this childish behavior"
The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door. The man sat down and started to get even angrier about the little boy's questions. How dare he ask such questions only to get some money?
After about an hour or so, the man had calmed down, and started to think: May be there was something he really needed to buy with that Rs. 300 and he really didn't ask for money very often!"
The man went to the door of little boy's room and opened the door. "Are you sleep, son?" He aked.
"No daddy, I'm awake," replied the boy.
"I've been thinking, may be I was too hard on you earlier", said the man,
It's been a long day and I took out my aggravation on you. Here's the Rs. 300 you asked for.
The little boy sat straight up, smiling "oh thank you dad!" He yelled.
Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled some more crippled up notes. The man, seeing that the boy already had money, started to get angry again. The little boy slowly counted out his money, then looked up at his father.
"Why do you want money if you already had some?" the father grumbled.
"Because I didn't have enough, but now I do," the little boy replied.
"Daddy I have Rs. 500 now. Can I buy an hour of your time? Please come home early tomorrow. I would like to have dinner with you.
MORAL:
It's just a short reminder to all of you working so hard in life. We should not let time slip through our fingers without having spent some time with those who really matter to us, those close to our hearts.
If we die tomorrow, the company that we are working for could easily replace us in a matter of days. But the family & friends we leave behind will feel the loss for the rest of their lives. And come to think of it, we pour ourselves more into work than to our family. An unwise investment indeed!
You know what's the full expansion of FAMILY?
FAMILY = (F)ATHER (A)ND (M)OTHER (I) (L)OVE (Y)OU.
The Snake Who Tried to Swallow His Owner
The Snake Who Tried to Swallow His Owner
It all started out with a tale my mom narrated to me over the phone. She had heard it from my uncle who in turn heard it from a friend of his. This friend claimed that he used to own a pet python and one day all of a sudden the python stopped eating the food the owner would serve him. Not only did he stop consuming food but at night the python started to come onto the owner's bed and sleep in a straight position parallel to him unlike his usual curled up sleeping position.
The owner didn't take too much notice of it immediately, but after this continued for a few days, he decided to check with a vet about the python's behaviour since he feared it might have taken ill. Much to his bewilderment the vet asked him to get rid of the snake immediately as his take was that the python was starving itself in preparation to swallow the owner. He also said that the snake's practice of sleeping parallel to him was in order to measure the owner and make sure it was capable of swallowing him!
The story left me shocked. I couldn't fathom why anyone would want to have a python as a pet in the first place. Besides this I found the possibility of a snake swallowing a human being extremely creepy and kept wondering if such a thing has ever happened anywhere in the world. That's what prompted me to do a quick online search. This is what the search revealed –
The story of a snake starving and sleeping next to his owner with the intention of making him his next meal is actually a popular urban legend, a rumour or myth passed on through word of mouth and of late through the Internet and email.
The python story is just one of many such tales that we hear from a 'friend of a friend' and take to be true.
Wikipedia defines an urban legend as:
…a form of modern folklore consisting of apocryphal stories believed by their tellers to be true. As with all folklore and mythology, the designation suggests nothing about the story's factuality or falsehood, but merely that it is in non-institutional circulation, exhibits variation over time, and carries some significance that motivates the community in preserving and propagating it.
10 Things you don’t know about NOKIA
10 Things you don't know about NOKIA
1) The ringtone "Nokia tune" is actually based on a 19th century guitar work named "Gran Vals" by Spanish musician Francisco Tárrega. The Nokia Tune was originally named "Grande Valse" on Nokia phones but was changed to "Nokia Tune" around 1998 when it became so well known that people referred to it as the "Nokia Tune."
2) The world's first commercial GSM call was made in 1991 in Helsinki over a Nokia-supplied network, by Prime Minister of Finland Harri Holkeri, using a Nokia phone.
3) Nokia is currently the world's largest digital camera manufacturer, as the sales of its camera-equipped mobile phones have exceeded those of any conventional camera manufacturer.
4) The "Special" tone available to users of Nokia phones when receiving SMS (text messages) is actually Morse code for "SMS". Similarly, the "Ascending" SMS tone is Morse code for "Connecting People," Nokia's slogan. The "Standard" SMS tone is Morse code for "M" (Message).
5) The Nokia corporate font (typeface) is the AgfaMonotype Nokia Sans font, originally designed by Eric Spiekermann. Its mobile phone User's Guides Nokia mostly used the Agfa Rotis Sans font.
6) In Asia, the digit 4 never appears in any Nokia handset model number, because 4 is considered unlucky in many parts of Southeast/East Asia.
7) Nokia was listed as the 20th most admirable company worldwide in Fortune's list of 2006 (1st in network communications, 4th non-US company).
8. Unlike other modern day handsets, Nokia phones do not automatically start the call timer when the call is connected, but start it when the call is initiated. (Except for Series 60 based handsets like the Nokia 6600)
9) Nokia is sometimes called aikon (Nokia backwards) by non-Nokia mobile phone users and by mobile software developers, because "aikon" is used in various SDK software packages, including Nokia's own Symbian S60 SDK.
10) The name of the town of Nokia originated from the river which flowed through the town. The river itself, Nokianvirta, was named after the old Finnish word originally meaning sable, later pine marten. A species of this small, black-furred predatory animal was once found in the region, but it is now extinct.
2) The world's first commercial GSM call was made in 1991 in Helsinki over a Nokia-supplied network, by Prime Minister of Finland Harri Holkeri, using a Nokia phone.
3) Nokia is currently the world's largest digital camera manufacturer, as the sales of its camera-equipped mobile phones have exceeded those of any conventional camera manufacturer.
4) The "Special" tone available to users of Nokia phones when receiving SMS (text messages) is actually Morse code for "SMS". Similarly, the "Ascending" SMS tone is Morse code for "Connecting People," Nokia's slogan. The "Standard" SMS tone is Morse code for "M" (Message).
5) The Nokia corporate font (typeface) is the AgfaMonotype Nokia Sans font, originally designed by Eric Spiekermann. Its mobile phone User's Guides Nokia mostly used the Agfa Rotis Sans font.
6) In Asia, the digit 4 never appears in any Nokia handset model number, because 4 is considered unlucky in many parts of Southeast/East Asia.
7) Nokia was listed as the 20th most admirable company worldwide in Fortune's list of 2006 (1st in network communications, 4th non-US company).
8. Unlike other modern day handsets, Nokia phones do not automatically start the call timer when the call is connected, but start it when the call is initiated. (Except for Series 60 based handsets like the Nokia 6600)
9) Nokia is sometimes called aikon (Nokia backwards) by non-Nokia mobile phone users and by mobile software developers, because "aikon" is used in various SDK software packages, including Nokia's own Symbian S60 SDK.
10) The name of the town of Nokia originated from the river which flowed through the town. The river itself, Nokianvirta, was named after the old Finnish word originally meaning sable, later pine marten. A species of this small, black-furred predatory animal was once found in the region, but it is now extinct.
Key to be crorepati
A jobless man applied for the position of "office boy" at Microsoft. The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test.
"You are employed."
He said." Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start."
The man replied "But I don't have a computer, neither an email."
I'm sorry", said the HR manager, "If you don't have an email, that means you do not exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job."
The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only $10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10Kg tomato crate.
He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than two hours, he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the Operation three times, and returned home with $60. The man realized that he can survive by this Way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return late Thus, his money doubled or tripled every day. Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles. 5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US.
He started to plan his family's future, and decided to have a life insurance.
He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan. When the conversation was concluded, the broker asked him his email. The man replied, "I don't have an email". The broker answered curiously, "You don't have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an email?!!" The man thought for a while and replied, "Yes, I'd be an office boy at Microsoft!"
"You are employed."
He said." Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start."
The man replied "But I don't have a computer, neither an email."
I'm sorry", said the HR manager, "If you don't have an email, that means you do not exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job."
The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only $10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10Kg tomato crate.
He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than two hours, he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the Operation three times, and returned home with $60. The man realized that he can survive by this Way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return late Thus, his money doubled or tripled every day. Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles. 5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US.
He started to plan his family's future, and decided to have a life insurance.
He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan. When the conversation was concluded, the broker asked him his email. The man replied, "I don't have an email". The broker answered curiously, "You don't have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an email?!!" The man thought for a while and replied, "Yes, I'd be an office boy at Microsoft!"
Moral of the story:
M1 - Internet is not the solution to your life.
M2 - If you don't have internet, and work hard, you can be a millionaire.
M3 - If you received this message by email, you are closer to being an office boy, than a millionaire..........
Have a great day!!!
Pls Note: - Do not forward this email to me back, I'm closing all my
email addresses & going to sell tomatoes!!!
Smiling after reading is not mandatory!!!!
Have a great day ahead…..
`·.¸(¨`·.·´¨) Keep
(¨`·.·´¨)¸.·´ Smiling!
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Sunday, June 27, 2010
Friday, June 25, 2010
Thursday, June 24, 2010
Michael Jackson Tributes | Remembering Michael Jackson
Remembering Michael Jackson - No One Will Ever Fill His Shoes
Michael Jackson Tributes From = http://memories.michaeljackson.com/
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Oh Michael...
People! Look! This boy is shining
with the light of hundreds suns!
But his eyes are sad and lonely,
but his eyes are sad and lonely
like the brightest stars...
Look! His smile's naive and childish
and his laughter's soft and clear
but I hear a trace of sadness,
but I hear a trace of sadness
somewhere in my ear...
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Hi,Michael..
I hope your still alive so that you can read our messages of love for you.By the wa,I'm your loving fan forever,Jamie..and you know,i'm just only 14 yrs. old,but i do know how to appreciate your music.Your music touched me,your music inspired.So now,i'm studying hard to reach my drems..and that's all because of you MJ.THANK YOU FOR INSPIRING A LOT OF PEOPLE,ESPECIALLY ME.THANK YOU FOR ALL YOUR GOOD DEEDS,THANK YOU FOR SHARING YOUR EXTRAORDINARY TALENTS,THANK YOU FOR THE INSPIRATION,THANK YOU FOR THE LOVE,THANK YOU FOR ALL THE THINGS THAT YOU GAVE TO US,EVEN YOURSELF,THANK YOU FOR THE JOY AND HAPPINESS..THANK YOU,MICHAEL.And you know,what?..your my favorite teacher,why?..because you taught to us the real meaning of the word..LOVE.But even if it's one year after your death..still i can't move on about it.I keep on trying but i can't.But just like what they say.."GOODBYES ARE NOT FOREVER,GOODBYES ARE NOT THE END..THEY SIMPLY MEAN..I'LL MISS YOU UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN:)" I LOVE YOU MICHAEL.AND I PROMISE YOU THAT EVEN IF YOUR DEAD,YOUR MUSIC WILL LIVE FOREVER,YOU WILL LIVE FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS,THE LEGACY YOU LEAVE BEHIND WILL LIVE FOREVER,AND YOUR "LOVE LIVES FOREVER"...I LOVE YOU MICHAEL,I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY HEART..I MISS YOU SO MUCH.
NO ONE CAN REPLACE YOU..YOUR THE ONE AND ONLY KING OF POP.
I LOVE YOU MICHAEL..AND I WILL BE MISSING YOU FOREVER..THANK YOU AND I LOVE YOU,MICHAEL.
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MzMJJPYT
Love You Michael
Today marks the 1 year anniversary death of the LEGENDARY KING OF POP THE ONE AND ONLY MICHAEL JACKSON. Last year you left us Michael and I was sad and just completely shocked.How come Heaven Couldn't Wait?? Did the Lord have to take you before you woke??...No one uunderstands why the Lord took you but it was your time to be with the Lord. I listen to Michael Jackson music EVERYDAY JUST TO KEEP MY DAY GOING...Maybe now as your brother Marlon said last year on July 7, they will LEAVE YOU ALONE and truely MICHAEL JACKSON is an imspiration to me because i've always had dreams of becoming a singer since I LOVE his music...WELL ALL I CAN SAY IS GOD BLESS MICHAEL JACKSON..I MISS YOU VERY MUCH!!! :'-(
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martha maldonado, age 13, denver, CO
Michael Jackson, Forever in our hearts...
Michael, we miss you deeply! gee, i can't believe its been ONE YEAR without your presence. you would've been on your "this is is" tour, but your comeback never happened. people might have said awful things about you and have even made parodies, but i don't think its funny at all. they just believe whatever the stupid reporters and paparazzi say. i for once believe that you never did that to little boys because i know how you felt about not having a childhood. but forget that, your on the big stage in heaven now, and there's nothing we can do anymore. no one, and i mean NO ONE will ever replace you because you are ONE and ONE ONLY King of Pop, you are IRREPLACEABLE, and we're lucky we had a guy like you around in our time. Michael Jackson, forever in our hearts.
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Christina
God's Angel Now..
Rest in Peace Michael.......Our Hearts are as Heavy with Sorrow as the day you left us......Michael appeared to me as one of the most fragile and lonely people I've ever known. His heart may have finally stopped beating Thursday afternoon, June 25th, but it had been broken long before.
He gave so much and took so little. His beauty will never me matched or replaced.
History must written new...His whole life he tried to help -making our World a better place - he always divided all he had.
He was made a martyr by greedy people- Easy to ridicule by those who don't understand, he is an angel among us.
So lets bless Michael forever......He will always live in our hearts - in eternity!
Michael, I'm so sorry for what you went through throughout your life. The media, greed and lies brought you to this place. The human spirit can only take so much. They caused you more than enough pain. I'm still crying, my appetite has almost disappeared, I walk around with such emptiness, my son thinks it's time to get checked in, but as I told him I grew up with you and your loss has caused more pain than I can bear. I never felt this way about someone passing. It pains me because I know you didn't deserve to go the way you did and that you were such an innocent, pure, loving, angel Michael and they didn't realize it. Why do we always lose the good people so early?? I'm so sorry, so sorry.
Words are not enough to describe the feelings i have right now. I can't accept the fact that you are gone. My heart is broken and i feel like you took a part of me with you. I think, indeed, you were sent by God in this world for children, for sensitive people, to heal the world. That' s why i never believed all the stories about you written by magazines, cause to me you were the most purest man I have ever seen, so sincere, so shy, and above all you had so much love to give.
You were beautiful inside and outside.
You will always be missed by all your fans all over the world.You were an inspiration for a lot of us. You were an amazing dancer, a great artist, The King of Pop.
God sent us Michael to help to make this a better world....Despite his efforts to help us see God's vision and goodness....the people of this world sadly turned against him and ridiculed him publicly for the things he did. My heart aches SO badly at the word that this great man had passed on.....Almost like God has taken him home after seeing that this world was not worthy of Michael....It is a sad day and a dark day when he left our presence, God will take care of him and openly welcome him home.
God bless Michaels children, they are the ones who have lost the most. I wish I could reach out to them and help comfort them.My prayers are with the Jackson family...Your World Contributions will last forever in our Hearts!!
Monday, June 21, 2010
Memory of all those who love their bosses
A very very touching story……
In Memory of all those who love their bosses 
A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses' wife instead."I'm afraid he died last week." she told.
The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss.
"I told you" the wife replies,
"he died last week."
The next day he calls again and once more asks to Speak to his boss.
By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts,
"I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK! WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?"
He replied laughing,.
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Thursday, June 17, 2010
The Boquet
I just opened the shop when I saw him. It was not a special day. Not a valentines day or mothers day or fathers day where people would come to my shop and buy boquets and on top of it is actually not a good day in the calendar too. Its Friday the 13th which is actually considered as a bad day to many. So who is going to come and buy boquets today unless I buy something for myself. Amongs these thoughts I saw him. He was staring my shop for long time. This already seems to be a nice day and on top of it I have no time to manage any adventure today. Oh no..The only other person in the shop used to be the lady who comes to clean up the shop. Yesterday she told me that she needed leave today and I had asked her not to come too. How stupid of me.
I opened this shop just opposite to the bus stop and in college road because that is where my target customers are. Most of the time its students who would crowd my small boquet shop either to give boquets for their favorite professors or to friends or lovers or what not. But holiday season already started and not much students around and in this sunny lonely day all I am left is with roses in my desk and a staring guy in the bus stop. It made me feel really uncomfortable.I went in and sprinkled water on all those beautiful flowers and again I looked into that guy.
He was still standing there but thankfully not staring at me or my shop. He was tall stout and really dark. He doesnt look clean and I dont know when was the last time he would have washed his clothes. He looked that dirty. I guess idle mind is devils workshop and my mind already started imagining 100 things about him. Was he there genuinely waiting for the bus. It doesnt seem so because all the buses that pass through the route already had passed but he was still standing there. So it did seem that he is not waiting for bus. Then what else..is he there to steal something or to create any issue. And the college also is not working today and the road was completely aloof without anyone except him. And ya there is a me, the only person who has a shop in the college road. May be I should close and go home and come back later. I am sure, Friday the 13th is ofcourse a bad day. I never used to believe in such stupid sentiments but things are really weird. Is it normal to have someone looking so rough staring at your shop for alteast an hour almost.
When I looked up again, thankfully he was gone. He was no longer in the bus stop. I just felt like a big relief. But it didnt last a second as this guy was now standing in front of my shop. I started to sweat. I had never felt such a fear in my life before. And this guy happily walked into the shop. I was just thinking that the best way is to hand over all the cash to him and any jewellery I have and then ask him to leave. But before I could say anything, he started to show me some flowers.He was not talking anything. He just showed me some pink roses, orchids and white lillies. He was just showing me in action and I asked him if he wanted me to make a boquet of those flowers and told him that would be very costly(how did I get the courage to tell that to him). He smiled and asked me how much all in action. I told him it would cost 500 bucks.He gave me 500 bucks and bought the boquet I made and left smiling. I could not believe any of it. After he left, I got few more orders in the phone for boquets. So I made them and finally sent them for delivery. I was still wondering about the guy who came, who looked so rough and what he would do with the boquet and why he was not talking. A close look at him, he indeed was not dirty. He was just wearing dark clothes. Anyways a strange day.
The next day I saw my cleaning lady. she was keeping orchid flower on her hair. I was bit irritated. I told her, Valli...Orchid flowers are very costly and you are taking them and keeping it for your hair. If you see a flower dropped down, please take it and keep it on the tray. She smiled and said No Mam. This flower is indeed from this shop. Last month before I told my husband that of all the places I work as helper the best place I like is your shop. It is full of lillies, roses and orchids but never anyone has ever given me a boquet or I dont own a single flower also.She was almost blushing. She continued Yesterday my husband asked me to stay at home and rest. And he came home with a boquet of all these flowers.He neednt have spent so much. She was still blushing and I smiled. It felt so nice, not just she but even the guy whom I saw yesterday suddenly felt like one of the handsome guys.
Well, Beauty is something inside. something about your heart and not about the way you look.Looks are deceptive. I felt so happy..happy for her and nice about that guy.Friday the 13th...it might have made her day...it might have made his day to see the person he loved happy because of her.Ignorance and Innocence are indeed bliss.
Oh well...now thinking about that..no one ever gifted me a boquet too and I own this boquet shop!!!! Guess The time has come to look for the forever friend :).
I opened this shop just opposite to the bus stop and in college road because that is where my target customers are. Most of the time its students who would crowd my small boquet shop either to give boquets for their favorite professors or to friends or lovers or what not. But holiday season already started and not much students around and in this sunny lonely day all I am left is with roses in my desk and a staring guy in the bus stop. It made me feel really uncomfortable.I went in and sprinkled water on all those beautiful flowers and again I looked into that guy.
He was still standing there but thankfully not staring at me or my shop. He was tall stout and really dark. He doesnt look clean and I dont know when was the last time he would have washed his clothes. He looked that dirty. I guess idle mind is devils workshop and my mind already started imagining 100 things about him. Was he there genuinely waiting for the bus. It doesnt seem so because all the buses that pass through the route already had passed but he was still standing there. So it did seem that he is not waiting for bus. Then what else..is he there to steal something or to create any issue. And the college also is not working today and the road was completely aloof without anyone except him. And ya there is a me, the only person who has a shop in the college road. May be I should close and go home and come back later. I am sure, Friday the 13th is ofcourse a bad day. I never used to believe in such stupid sentiments but things are really weird. Is it normal to have someone looking so rough staring at your shop for alteast an hour almost.
When I looked up again, thankfully he was gone. He was no longer in the bus stop. I just felt like a big relief. But it didnt last a second as this guy was now standing in front of my shop. I started to sweat. I had never felt such a fear in my life before. And this guy happily walked into the shop. I was just thinking that the best way is to hand over all the cash to him and any jewellery I have and then ask him to leave. But before I could say anything, he started to show me some flowers.He was not talking anything. He just showed me some pink roses, orchids and white lillies. He was just showing me in action and I asked him if he wanted me to make a boquet of those flowers and told him that would be very costly(how did I get the courage to tell that to him). He smiled and asked me how much all in action. I told him it would cost 500 bucks.He gave me 500 bucks and bought the boquet I made and left smiling. I could not believe any of it. After he left, I got few more orders in the phone for boquets. So I made them and finally sent them for delivery. I was still wondering about the guy who came, who looked so rough and what he would do with the boquet and why he was not talking. A close look at him, he indeed was not dirty. He was just wearing dark clothes. Anyways a strange day.
The next day I saw my cleaning lady. she was keeping orchid flower on her hair. I was bit irritated. I told her, Valli...Orchid flowers are very costly and you are taking them and keeping it for your hair. If you see a flower dropped down, please take it and keep it on the tray. She smiled and said No Mam. This flower is indeed from this shop. Last month before I told my husband that of all the places I work as helper the best place I like is your shop. It is full of lillies, roses and orchids but never anyone has ever given me a boquet or I dont own a single flower also.She was almost blushing. She continued Yesterday my husband asked me to stay at home and rest. And he came home with a boquet of all these flowers.He neednt have spent so much. She was still blushing and I smiled. It felt so nice, not just she but even the guy whom I saw yesterday suddenly felt like one of the handsome guys.
Well, Beauty is something inside. something about your heart and not about the way you look.Looks are deceptive. I felt so happy..happy for her and nice about that guy.Friday the 13th...it might have made her day...it might have made his day to see the person he loved happy because of her.Ignorance and Innocence are indeed bliss.
Oh well...now thinking about that..no one ever gifted me a boquet too and I own this boquet shop!!!! Guess The time has come to look for the forever friend :).
Innocence
Today I took my daughter to play area when I met a tamil family there. The mother was busy talking in phone and her two kids were playing in the play area. The younger one should be around 3 years while the elder must be around 6 to 7 years. The thing is now a days kids are becoming matured in a faster pace. The innocence which is there in kids are no longer there. Actually in movies if you watch, kids will be talking and planning like my god as if they are too old. That maturity in the way they talk seems too much for their age and it actually lacks any beauty. I thought its only in movies but even in reality its like that. They have more exposure and get to learn things fast but in the end the beauty of the innocence is lost.
In Tamil there is a scholar and poet thiruvalluvar. In his thirukkural he has said"Kuzhal inidhu yaazh inidu enbar tham makkal mazhai sol keladhavar"
which means people those who hasnt heard their babies voice will keep telling that the divinity is in musical insturments like flute or veena. But see the kids at this age.They already know before 2 years on how to dominate people, whom to dominate, how to get things done and the way they handle gadgets even I cannot. My daughter the minute my husband comes home she will tell, Dad give me your i-phone and she will start playing games for sometime. One way it looks nice to see her doing all this because yeah its a competitive world and the sooner you learn the better you are. But how long these kids will hold their innocence. There definitely is a beauty in that.
Whenever I go to play area and see the kids playing the way they talk in a way amused me but again makes me feel a bit sad too. I feel they miss the way we enjoyed our childhood. How many times we would have passed a toy shop longing for a toy and then getting it after requesting our parents for long time and when we get it the happiness would last for a long time. The way we wait for our cousins , for summer holidays, to go to park there were happiness in so many simple things. But now a days even before our kids ask for it we are giving them all they need at times more than what they need that I dont know if they will learn to appreciate what they have. How does it sound when a 5 year or 6 year kid yells at their parents or talk about things which are just beyond their age. It doesnt really look or feel nice.
Now coming back again to the kid I saw, as I was telling these kids were all too matured in the way they talk and act. But this girl came and told me, Aunty my sister dont know english. And then I started talking to her in Tamil. She wanted to play hide and seek and was explaining the game to me.She has just reached singapore and is basically from a village. The way she explained the game and how she used to play in India in her home town, it was so nice. I could sense the innocence in her voice the beauty of being a kid the joy of ignorance, there is a saying right Ignorance is bliss. It was so touching. I just loved it. There I see my daughter just 2 and half years old playing and telling rules to the other kid. I jsut pray that let her innocence stay for a little longer time so that she is not touched by the cruelties and competitoins of this world.
In Tamil there is a scholar and poet thiruvalluvar. In his thirukkural he has said"Kuzhal inidhu yaazh inidu enbar tham makkal mazhai sol keladhavar"
which means people those who hasnt heard their babies voice will keep telling that the divinity is in musical insturments like flute or veena. But see the kids at this age.They already know before 2 years on how to dominate people, whom to dominate, how to get things done and the way they handle gadgets even I cannot. My daughter the minute my husband comes home she will tell, Dad give me your i-phone and she will start playing games for sometime. One way it looks nice to see her doing all this because yeah its a competitive world and the sooner you learn the better you are. But how long these kids will hold their innocence. There definitely is a beauty in that.
Whenever I go to play area and see the kids playing the way they talk in a way amused me but again makes me feel a bit sad too. I feel they miss the way we enjoyed our childhood. How many times we would have passed a toy shop longing for a toy and then getting it after requesting our parents for long time and when we get it the happiness would last for a long time. The way we wait for our cousins , for summer holidays, to go to park there were happiness in so many simple things. But now a days even before our kids ask for it we are giving them all they need at times more than what they need that I dont know if they will learn to appreciate what they have. How does it sound when a 5 year or 6 year kid yells at their parents or talk about things which are just beyond their age. It doesnt really look or feel nice.
Now coming back again to the kid I saw, as I was telling these kids were all too matured in the way they talk and act. But this girl came and told me, Aunty my sister dont know english. And then I started talking to her in Tamil. She wanted to play hide and seek and was explaining the game to me.She has just reached singapore and is basically from a village. The way she explained the game and how she used to play in India in her home town, it was so nice. I could sense the innocence in her voice the beauty of being a kid the joy of ignorance, there is a saying right Ignorance is bliss. It was so touching. I just loved it. There I see my daughter just 2 and half years old playing and telling rules to the other kid. I jsut pray that let her innocence stay for a little longer time so that she is not touched by the cruelties and competitoins of this world.
The Long Wait
The longest moments of our lives would be those when we wait for someone or something.Be it as simple as waiting for a bus or as serious as our interview or exam results which might change our lives. Now when I talk about bus, somehow Murphys law always seems right when it comes to me. Anytime when I wait for a bus, the bus would come within 2 minutes but in the opposite direction. Same happens when I wait for a cab. If I wait in a long queue there will be so many cabs coming but it would stop coming exactly when it is my turn. The only solace or hope I would be left with is ... God!!! please make the person standing next to me as lucky.
Well the other thing is in the end of a long wait if something positive happens then atleast its worth the wait. But sometimes we wait for something which is never going to happen and feel sad about it.Now when it comes to waiting, I just want to share few moments of my life which I would never forget. If I think of it, it feels as though they all happend just few days back.
As kids we wait for the exams to get over, wait for summer holidays , wait for the outings to go and for cousins to arrive , wait for play time, wait at home for parents to come and what not. As we grow older we still keep waiting but wait for different other set of reasons.
The drawback of both parents working is that kids miss us. My parents since both of them were working never had time to attend any of my school annual day function or sports day. Most of the time it will be in a week day and they would miss it. But my ammamma is a source of inspiration. She would encourage me to pariticipate in everything. All she would say is winning is not important but participating is more important.So I used to take part in every competition I know of. And it was in my eleventh standard , I guess I won prizes in almost all the competitions I participated. Lady luck was by my side probably. Then my teacher called me and said that my parents should come to the annual day.It was a saturday. I had to go to school by 3:00 to get dressed up for a dance performance. I asked my mom to come for the culturals at 6:00.From 6:00 I was standing near the gate waiting for her to come. My turn came for performance, I just danced and again came back to the door waiting. And then came prize distribution after that, the chief guest speech, they called for my mother.But she was not there, and my teacher was asking for her. In the end my friends mom went to the stage and collected the shield for me with me. She couldnt come because she was held up in a meeting but that was one of the days which felt like a never ending wait.
After that when I was pregnant, the first three months every time I go and see the doctor to get the scan done, it would be alteast a minimum of 1 to 2 hours wait and till three months the doctor was telling I should be very carefull and she can confirm anything only after 3 months. So till I go inside and get the scan done, I could just feel my heart beating fast but the clock never ticking. And after the three months, then it was during my delivery. I had pains for 2 days and the longest nights were those when there is pain and no electircity at home and people around are sleeping. But that was all worth the wait and when I saw my angel princess all those waits and all those pains were all felt worth the wait. And the miracle is that you never remember the pain immediately after seeing your child.
But these waits in hospitals are really the most unfortunate moments of everyones life. Becuase the next thing is when my husband had to undergo a surgery. Waiting outside the operation theatre was like really hell. I dont even want to write about it and I just pray that no one ever should go through such a situation.
Now coming to the lighter side,now these waits, which make the moments as the longest moments like einsteins theory of relativity,how do we get over them. How do we do something productive in those moments because idle mind becomes devil's workshop. Well that I have to work upon too because the only two things I used to do it is to read a novel or listen to music. Anyways, whatever it is we cannot escape these waits. Sometimes we wait for someone to leave while sometimes we are desperate in waiting to see someone and hoping that the time when we are with them last forever.So wait!!!! Dont get bored. Am completing this topic here. Let all the waits be worth the wait for you all.
Wednesday, June 16, 2010
[bangalore] Two Suns on 21st june 2010.!!
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Good Girl vs Bad Girl
Good Girl vs Bad Girl
Good girls loosen a few buttons when its hot
Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons
Good girls wax their floors
Bad girls wax their bikini line
Good girls blush during sex scenes in movies
Bad girls know they could do it better
Good girls wear white cotton panties
Bad girls don't wear any
Good girls think they're not fully dressed without a strand of pearls
Bad girls think they're fully dressed with just a strand of pearls
Good girls pack their toothbrush
Bad girls pack their diaphragms
Good girls own only one credit card and rarely use it
Bad girls own only one bra and rarely use it
Good girls wear high heels to work
Bad girls wear high heels to bed
Good girls think the office is the wrong place to have a romance
Bad girls think no place is the wrong place
Good girls prefer the missionary position
Bad girls do too, but only for starters
Good girls go to the party, go home, then go to bed.
Bad girls go to the party, go to bed and then go home.
Good girls say no
Bad girls say when? say when?
Good girls loosen a few buttons when its hot
Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons
Good girls wax their floors
Bad girls wax their bikini line
Good girls blush during sex scenes in movies
Bad girls know they could do it better
Good girls wear white cotton panties
Bad girls don't wear any
Good girls think they're not fully dressed without a strand of pearls
Bad girls think they're fully dressed with just a strand of pearls
Good girls pack their toothbrush
Bad girls pack their diaphragms
Good girls own only one credit card and rarely use it
Bad girls own only one bra and rarely use it
Good girls wear high heels to work
Bad girls wear high heels to bed
Good girls think the office is the wrong place to have a romance
Bad girls think no place is the wrong place
Good girls prefer the missionary position
Bad girls do too, but only for starters
Good girls go to the party, go home, then go to bed.
Bad girls go to the party, go to bed and then go home.
Good girls say no
Bad girls say when? say when?
Tuesday, June 15, 2010
TAX: INDIA And Its True But Funny Txing Structure
Born free Taxed to Death........
Question 1 : What are you doing?
Ans : Business.
Tax : PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX!
Question 2 : What are you doing in Business?
Ans : Selling the Goods.
Tax : PAY SALES TAX!
Question 3 : From where are you getting Goods?
Ans : From other State/Abroad
Tax : PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI
Question 4 : What are you getting in Selling Goods?
Ans : Profit.
Tax : PAY INCOME TAX!
Question 5: How do you distribute profit ?
Ans : By way of dividend
Tax : PAY DIVIDEND DISTRIBUTION TAX
Question 6 : Where you Manufacturing the Goods?
Ans. : Factory...
Tax : PAY EXCISE DUTY!
Question 7 : Do you have Office / Warehouse / Factory?
Ans : Yes
Tax : PAY MUNICIPAL & FIRE TAX!
Question 8 : Do you have Staff?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY STAFF PROFESSIONAL TAX!
Question 9 : Doing business in Millions?
Ans. : Yes -- Tax : PAY TURNOVER TAX!
Ans : No -- Tax : Then pay Minimum Alternate Tax
Question 10 : Are you taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank?
Ans : Yes, for Salary.
Tax : PAY CASH HANDLING TAX!
Question 11 : Where are you taking your client for Lunch & Dinner?
Ans : Hotel
Tax : PAY FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX
Question 12 : Are you going Out of Station for Business?
Ans : Yes
Tax : PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX
Question 13 : Have you taken or given any Services?
Ans : Yes
Tax : PAY SERVICE TAX
Question 14 : How come you got such a Big Amount?
Ans : Gift on birthday.
Tax : PAY GIFT TAX
Question 15.: Do you have any Wealth?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY WEALTH TAX
Question 16 : To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going?
Ans : Cinema or Resort.
Tax : PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX
Question 17 : Have you purchased House?
Ans : Yes
Tax : PAY STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE
Question 18 : How you Travel?
Ans : Bus
Tax : PAY SURCHARGE
Question 19.: Any Additional Tax?
Ans : Yes
Tax : PAY EDUCATIONAL, ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL & SURCHARGE ON ALL THE CENTRAL GOVT.'s TAX
Question 20: Delayed any time Paying Any Tax?
Ans : Yes
Tax : PAY INTEREST & PENALTY
21) INDIAN : Can I die now??
Ans : Wait we are about to launch the funeral tax!
Monday, June 14, 2010
Thursday, June 10, 2010
Farmers Jokes
These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around one lazy summer
day and thought it would be a good prank to push over the outhouse.
They crept up from an advantageous direction like a couple of
commandos, pushed the outhouse over on one side and headed for the
woods. They circled round and returned home an hour later from a
completely different direction thus, trying to divert suspicion from
themselves.
Upon returning, their father approached them with switch in hand and
bellowed, "Did you two push the outhouse over this afternoon.
The older boy replied, "As learned in school, I cannot tell a lie.
Yes, Father, we pushed over the outhouse this afternoon."
At this revelation, the farmer proceeded to flail the two boys
severely and sent them to bed without supper.
In the morning, the two boys meekly approached the breakfast table and
took their seats. Everything was quiet until their father finally
said, "Have you two learned your lesson?"
"Sure, Dad!" said the big brother, "But, in school we learned that
George Washington admitted to HIS father that he'd chopped down a
cherry tree and he was forgiven because he told the truth."
"Ah yes!' said the farmer, "BUT, George's DAD, wasn't in the cherry
tree when he chopped it down!!!"
Thanks
Nellai "Billa"
day and thought it would be a good prank to push over the outhouse.
They crept up from an advantageous direction like a couple of
commandos, pushed the outhouse over on one side and headed for the
woods. They circled round and returned home an hour later from a
completely different direction thus, trying to divert suspicion from
themselves.
Upon returning, their father approached them with switch in hand and
bellowed, "Did you two push the outhouse over this afternoon.
The older boy replied, "As learned in school, I cannot tell a lie.
Yes, Father, we pushed over the outhouse this afternoon."
At this revelation, the farmer proceeded to flail the two boys
severely and sent them to bed without supper.
In the morning, the two boys meekly approached the breakfast table and
took their seats. Everything was quiet until their father finally
said, "Have you two learned your lesson?"
"Sure, Dad!" said the big brother, "But, in school we learned that
George Washington admitted to HIS father that he'd chopped down a
cherry tree and he was forgiven because he told the truth."
"Ah yes!' said the farmer, "BUT, George's DAD, wasn't in the cherry
tree when he chopped it down!!!"
Thanks
Nellai "Billa"
Wednesday, June 9, 2010
Difference between Social Sites
This is how I breakdown social media sites, based on watching the space and talking with social media marketers over the past few years:
- Social News Sites (such as Digg, Reddit, Yahoo Buzz)
- Social Bookmarking Sites (such as Delicious, StumbleUpon)
- Social Networking (such as Facebook, MySpace, LinkedIn)
- Social Knowledge (such as Wikipedia, Yahoo Answers)
- Social Sharing (such as YouTube, Flickr, Twitter, Urban Spoon, Yelp)
Tuesday, June 8, 2010
My Best Friend !
A man and his dog were walking along a road. The man was enjoying the scenery, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead.
He remembered dying, and that the dog walking beside him had been dead for years. He wondered where the road was leading them.
After a while, they came to a high, white stone wall along one side of the road. It looked like fine marble. At the top of a long hill, it was broken by a tall arch that glowed in the sunlight.
When he was standing before it he saw a magnificent gate in the arch that looked like mother-of-pearl, and the street that led to the gate looked like pure gold. He and the dog walked toward the gate, and as he got closer, he saw a man at a desk off to one side.
When he was close enough, he called out, "Excuse me. Where are we?"
"This is Heaven, sir," the man answered.
"Wow! Would you happen to have some water?" the man asked.
"Of course, sir. Come right in, and I'll have some ice water brought right up." The man gestured, and the gate began to open.
"Can my best friend," gesturing toward his dog, "come in, too?" the traveler asked.
"I'm sorry, sir, but we don't accept pets."
The man thought a moment and then turned back toward the road and continued the way he had been going with his dog.
After another long walk, and at the top of another long hill, he came to a dirt road leading through a farm gate that looked as if it had never been closed. There was no fence.
As he approached the gate, he saw a man inside, leaning against a tree and reading a book.
"Excuse me!" he called to the man. "Do you have any water?"
"Yeah, sure, there's a pump over there, come on in."
"How about my best friend here?" the traveler gestured to the dog.
"There should be a bowl by the pump."
They went through the gate, and sure enough, there was an old-fashioned hand pump with a bowl beside it.
When they were full, he and the dog walked back toward the man who was standing by the tree.
The traveler filled the water bowl and took a long drink himself, then he gave some to the dog.
When they were full, he and the dog walked back toward the man who was standing by the tree.
"What do you call this place?" the traveler asked.
"This is Heaven," he answered.
"Well, that's confusing," the traveler said. "The man down the road said that was Heaven, too."
"Oh, you mean the place with the gold street and pearly gates. Nope. That's hell."
"Doesn't it make you mad for them to use your name like that?"
"No, we're just happy that they screen out the folks who would leave their best friends behind."
Sooo…
Sometimes, we wonder why best friends keep sending funny email forwards to us without writing a word.
Maybe this will explain why.
When you are very busy, but still want to keep in touch with your best friend, guess what you do, you forward funny emails.
When you have nothing to say, but still want to keep contact with your best friend, you forward funny emails.
When you have something to say to your best friend, but don't know what, and don't know how, you forward funny emails.
Also, to let you know that you are still my best friend, still remembered,you are still important,you are still loved, you are still cared for, guess what, you get funny email forwards.
So, next time if you get a funny email from your best friend, don't think that you've been sent just another funny email forward, but that you've been thought of today and your best friend on the other end of your computer wanted to send you a smile.
USED vs LOVED
USED vs LOVED
While a man was polishing his new car,
his 4 yr old son picked up a stone
and scratched lines on the side of the car.
In anger, the man took the child's hand
and hit it many times not realizing
he was using a wrench.
At the hospital, the child lost all his fingers
due to multiple fractures.
When the child saw his father.....
with painful eyes he asked, 'Dad when will my fingers grow back?'
The man was so hurt and speechless;
he went back to his car and kicked it a lot of times.
Devastated by his own actions......
sitting in front of that car he looked at the scratches;
the child had written 'LOVE YOU DAD'.
The next day that man committed suicide. . .
Anger and Love have no limits;
choose the latter to have a beautiful, lovely
life & remember this:
Things are to be used and people are to be loved.
The problem in today's world is
that people are used while things are loved.
Let's try always to keep this thought in mind:
Things are to be used,
People are to be loved.
Watch your thoughts; they become words.
Watch your words; they become actions.
Watch your actions; they become habits.
Watch your habits; they become character;
Watch your character; it becomes your destiny.
I'm glad a friend forwarded this to me as a reminder..
I hope you have a good day no matter what problems you may face it's the only day you'll have before it's over.
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