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Friday, December 26, 2008
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
This is what economy can do
Chacha kaise ho ?
Chacha: ab kya batau....
Bada beta software engineer hai...
2nd beta Jet Airways me hai aur
3rd one is in banking me aur..
sabse chhota PANWALA hai... Bus Wohi ghar chala raha hai....
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Monday, November 17, 2008
The longest road
Sometimes I just love to walk. The distance I feel like walking is not decided based on the kilo meters or miles but for me its totally dependent on the company I have. Ofcourse sometimes I do love to walk inthe company of solitude provided if am very happy or very sad.
The best company I ever had for walking was and is my hubby. I just love to hold his hands and walk aimlessly talking only sweet nothings. That is exactly how it was during our courtship days. Think nothing , Donothing, just enjoy each others presence. Every time we start holding hands and walk, I used to wonder how I had reached the destination so soon. And never ever I had the satisfaction. Always my heart would long for some more time with him. After marriage its still the same but onlydifference is now the sweet nothings has changed to serious manythings.Guess having responsibilities would sometimes change the precious moments to quite a bit serious moments. Now at times our walking would even end up in small misunderstandings.
Then comes my sis. She is my best companion and with her I could walk any miles. From childhood our topic of conversation never been sweet nothings. Its always a serious discussion but only thing is it is filled with loads and loads of laughter.Because whichever things that matters to her would seem funny to me and vice versa.so if anyone of us goes to the other with a problem, whether we get solution or not we sure would forget it for a while and have a clear mind after the walk.
Walking with friends is a blessing especially with best friends. You can blabber anything and be sure that you are not going to be judged. Thereis no expectations and no ego problems. I have a best friend and I could walk with him for miles and sure with smiles. And rain or shine, day or night its always nice to walk beside him talking about nothing in particular or some serious issues, whatever it is one thing that I could be sure is at the end of it I would always leave with a smile.Lucky for having such a good friend.
Then comes walking in solitude. I would enjoy it more if there is asmall drizzling or a big rain. Most of the time after a very happy moment I just love to walk. Mainly because to bring back every second of the moment once again in my memory and to enjoy the moment again and record it in my memory completely. Well the same goes for a sad moment too. Only thing is I just want to play it again and flush it completely once for all.
And most important of all is its better to absolutely walk alone than in a bad company. I once had to go with one of my acquaintance. Somehow we coudlnt share the same thoughts and absolute mismatch of wavelength. We would have walked together for the shortest distance but I felt asthough that was the longest road I ever travelled. Einsteins theory of relativity proved true!!!
Sunday, November 16, 2008
Here is Some Cool Pics...
Here is Some Cool Pics...
Proposed Microsoft Office @ Hinjewadi, Phase III-Pune, India
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
Ultimate Story
One man got a child
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1 year later - man asked the child-what to gift you?
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2'nd b'day-
father- what gift you want?
son - ping pong ball
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3rd b'day
father- what gift you want?
son - ping pong ball
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4th bday
father- what gift you want?
son - ping pong ball
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5th bday
father- what gift you want?
son - ping pong ball
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6thb'day
father- what gift you want?
son - ping pong ball
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24th bday
father- what gift you want?
son - ping pong ball
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he got married
at honeymoon
wife-what do u want?
husband-ping pong ball
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25th bday
wife - what gift you want?
husband-ping pong ball
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26th bday
wife - what gift you want?
husband-ping pong ball
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27th bday
wife - what gift you want?
husband-ping pong ball
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his kids become 15 yrs old
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40th bday
kids- father what gift you want?
father - ping pong ball
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41st b'day
kids- father what gift you want?
father - ping pong ball
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42nd bday
kids- father what gift you want?
father - ping pong ball
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79th b'day
kids- father what gift you want?
father - ping pong ball
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time for his death
all ppl from whom he took ping pong ball
(like his wife,kids and all others)
Came to him and asked
Why did you ask for ping pong ball all the time ?
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he said when I will be extremely near to death then I will tell
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and he died L
what a tragedy! what a tragedy!!!
Hmmmmmmmmm y should I alone suffer . that's y I forwarded this mail to you
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1 year later - man asked the child-what to gift you?
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child said
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2'nd b'day-
father- what gift you want?
son - ping pong ball
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3rd b'day
father- what gift you want?
son - ping pong ball
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4th bday
father- what gift you want?
son - ping pong ball
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5th bday
father- what gift you want?
son - ping pong ball
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6thb'day
father- what gift you want?
son - ping pong ball
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24th bday
father- what gift you want?
son - ping pong ball
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he got married
at honeymoon
wife-what do u want?
husband-ping pong ball
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25th bday
wife - what gift you want?
husband-ping pong ball
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26th bday
wife - what gift you want?
husband-ping pong ball
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27th bday
wife - what gift you want?
husband-ping pong ball
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his kids become 15 yrs old
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40th bday
kids- father what gift you want?
father - ping pong ball
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41st b'day
kids- father what gift you want?
father - ping pong ball
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42nd bday
kids- father what gift you want?
father - ping pong ball
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79th b'day
kids- father what gift you want?
father - ping pong ball
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time for his death
all ppl from whom he took ping pong ball
(like his wife,kids and all others)
Came to him and asked
Why did you ask for ping pong ball all the time ?
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give me a ping pong ball then I will tell you ..
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then those ppl gave him a ping pong ball
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what a tragedy! what a tragedy!!!
Hmmmmmmmmm y should I alone suffer . that's y I forwarded this mail to you
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Sunday, October 26, 2008
Saturday, October 25, 2008
Thursday, October 23, 2008
Monday, October 20, 2008
TAX STRUCTURE IN INDIA
Some one Help me on TAX..........
1) Qus. : What are you doing?
Ans. : Business.
Tax : PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX!
2) Qus. : What are you doing in Business?
Ans. : Selling the Goods.
Tax : PAY SALES TAX!!
3) Qus. : >From where are you getting Goods?
Ans. : From other State/Abroad
Tax : PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI!
4) Qus. : What are you getting in Selling Goods?
Ans. : Profit.
Tax : PAY INCOME TAX!
5) Qus. : How do you distribute profit ?
Ans : By way of dividend
Tax : Pay dividend distribution Tax
6) Qus. : Where you Manufacturing the Goods?
Ans. : Factory.
Tax : PAY EXCISE DUTY!
7) Qus. : Do you have Office / Warehouse/ Factory?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY MUNICIPAL & FIRE TAX!
8) Qus. : Do you have Staff?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY STAFF PROFESSIONAL TAX!
9) Qus. : Doing business in Millions?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY TURNOVER TAX!
Ans : No
Tax : Then pay Minimum Alternate Tax
10) Qus. : Are you taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank?
Ans. : Yes, for Salary.
Tax : PAY CASH HANDLING TAX!
11) Qus.: Where are you taking your client for Lunch & Dinner?
Ans. : Hotel
Tax : PAY FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX!
12) Qus.: Are you going Out of Station for Business?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX!
13) Qus.: Have you taken or given any Service/s?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY SERVICE TAX!
14) Qus.: How come you got such a Big Amount?
Ans. : Gift on birthday.
Tax : PAY GIFT TAX!
15) Qus.: Do you have any Wealth?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY WEALTH TAX!
16) Qus.: To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going?
Ans. : Cinema or Resort.
Tax : PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX!
17) Qus.: Have you purchased House?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE !
18) Qus.: How you Travel?
Ans. : Bus
Tax : PAY SURCHARGE!
19) Qus.: Any Additional Tax?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY EDUCATIONAL, ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL & SURCHARGE ON ALL THE CENTRAL GOVT.'s TAX !!!
20) Qus.: Delayed any time Paying Any Tax?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY INTEREST & PENALTY!
21) INDIAN :: can i die now??
Ans :: wait we are about to launch the funeral tax!!!
1) Qus. : What are you doing?
Ans. : Business.
Tax : PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX!
2) Qus. : What are you doing in Business?
Ans. : Selling the Goods.
Tax : PAY SALES TAX!!
3) Qus. : >From where are you getting Goods?
Ans. : From other State/Abroad
Tax : PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI!
4) Qus. : What are you getting in Selling Goods?
Ans. : Profit.
Tax : PAY INCOME TAX!
5) Qus. : How do you distribute profit ?
Ans : By way of dividend
Tax : Pay dividend distribution Tax
6) Qus. : Where you Manufacturing the Goods?
Ans. : Factory.
Tax : PAY EXCISE DUTY!
7) Qus. : Do you have Office / Warehouse/ Factory?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY MUNICIPAL & FIRE TAX!
8) Qus. : Do you have Staff?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY STAFF PROFESSIONAL TAX!
9) Qus. : Doing business in Millions?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY TURNOVER TAX!
Ans : No
Tax : Then pay Minimum Alternate Tax
10) Qus. : Are you taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank?
Ans. : Yes, for Salary.
Tax : PAY CASH HANDLING TAX!
11) Qus.: Where are you taking your client for Lunch & Dinner?
Ans. : Hotel
Tax : PAY FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX!
12) Qus.: Are you going Out of Station for Business?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX!
13) Qus.: Have you taken or given any Service/s?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY SERVICE TAX!
14) Qus.: How come you got such a Big Amount?
Ans. : Gift on birthday.
Tax : PAY GIFT TAX!
15) Qus.: Do you have any Wealth?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY WEALTH TAX!
16) Qus.: To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going?
Ans. : Cinema or Resort.
Tax : PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX!
17) Qus.: Have you purchased House?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE !
18) Qus.: How you Travel?
Ans. : Bus
Tax : PAY SURCHARGE!
19) Qus.: Any Additional Tax?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY EDUCATIONAL, ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL & SURCHARGE ON ALL THE CENTRAL GOVT.'s TAX !!!
20) Qus.: Delayed any time Paying Any Tax?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY INTEREST & PENALTY!
21) INDIAN :: can i die now??
Ans :: wait we are about to launch the funeral tax!!!
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
World's Smallest Deer Fits Exactly In Your Palm !! Amazing !!
This tiny deer is Rupert. About two weeks ago, when his mother was pregnant, she was hit by a car and got severe injuries. This cute creature was delivered by cesarean section. Unfortunately, his mother died, although the vets battled to save her. Many thanks to them, they saved the life of this nice little deer. He is soooo adorable! I hope, he will live a long and happy life.
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