One man got a child
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1 year later - man asked the child-what to gift you?
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child said
ping pong ball
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2'nd b'day-
father- what gift you want?
son - ping pong ball
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3rd b'day
father- what gift you want?
son - ping pong ball
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4th bday
father- what gift you want?
son - ping pong ball
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5th bday
father- what gift you want?
son - ping pong ball
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6thb'day
father- what gift you want?
son - ping pong ball
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24th bday
father- what gift you want?
son - ping pong ball
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he got married
at honeymoon
wife-what do u want?
husband-ping pong ball
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25th bday
wife - what gift you want?
husband-ping pong ball
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26th bday
wife - what gift you want?
husband-ping pong ball
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27th bday
wife - what gift you want?
husband-ping pong ball
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his kids become 15 yrs old
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40th bday
kids- father what gift you want?
father - ping pong ball
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41st b'day
kids- father what gift you want?
father - ping pong ball
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42nd bday
kids- father what gift you want?
father - ping pong ball
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79th b'day
kids- father what gift you want?
father - ping pong ball
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time for his death
all ppl from whom he took ping pong ball
(like his wife,kids and all others)
Came to him and asked
Why did you ask for ping pong ball all the time ?
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he said
give me a ping pong ball then I will tell you ..
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then those ppl gave him a ping pong ball
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he said when I will be extremely near to death then I will tell
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last time
he is about to die
everyone reached him
and asked
tell us why did you ask for ping pong ball always?
he said.
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I need a ping pong ball on my every b'day because
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and he died L
what a tragedy! what a tragedy!!!
Hmmmmmmmmm y should I alone suffer . that's y I forwarded this mail to you
all :P
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
Sunday, October 26, 2008
Saturday, October 25, 2008
Thursday, October 23, 2008
Monday, October 20, 2008
TAX STRUCTURE IN INDIA
Some one Help me on TAX..........
1) Qus. : What are you doing?
Ans. : Business.
Tax : PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX!
2) Qus. : What are you doing in Business?
Ans. : Selling the Goods.
Tax : PAY SALES TAX!!
3) Qus. : >From where are you getting Goods?
Ans. : From other State/Abroad
Tax : PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI!
4) Qus. : What are you getting in Selling Goods?
Ans. : Profit.
Tax : PAY INCOME TAX!
5) Qus. : How do you distribute profit ?
Ans : By way of dividend
Tax : Pay dividend distribution Tax
6) Qus. : Where you Manufacturing the Goods?
Ans. : Factory.
Tax : PAY EXCISE DUTY!
7) Qus. : Do you have Office / Warehouse/ Factory?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY MUNICIPAL & FIRE TAX!
8) Qus. : Do you have Staff?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY STAFF PROFESSIONAL TAX!
9) Qus. : Doing business in Millions?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY TURNOVER TAX!
Ans : No
Tax : Then pay Minimum Alternate Tax
10) Qus. : Are you taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank?
Ans. : Yes, for Salary.
Tax : PAY CASH HANDLING TAX!
11) Qus.: Where are you taking your client for Lunch & Dinner?
Ans. : Hotel
Tax : PAY FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX!
12) Qus.: Are you going Out of Station for Business?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX!
13) Qus.: Have you taken or given any Service/s?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY SERVICE TAX!
14) Qus.: How come you got such a Big Amount?
Ans. : Gift on birthday.
Tax : PAY GIFT TAX!
15) Qus.: Do you have any Wealth?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY WEALTH TAX!
16) Qus.: To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going?
Ans. : Cinema or Resort.
Tax : PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX!
17) Qus.: Have you purchased House?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE !
18) Qus.: How you Travel?
Ans. : Bus
Tax : PAY SURCHARGE!
19) Qus.: Any Additional Tax?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY EDUCATIONAL, ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL & SURCHARGE ON ALL THE CENTRAL GOVT.'s TAX !!!
20) Qus.: Delayed any time Paying Any Tax?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY INTEREST & PENALTY!
21) INDIAN :: can i die now??
Ans :: wait we are about to launch the funeral tax!!!
1) Qus. : What are you doing?
Ans. : Business.
Tax : PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX!
2) Qus. : What are you doing in Business?
Ans. : Selling the Goods.
Tax : PAY SALES TAX!!
3) Qus. : >From where are you getting Goods?
Ans. : From other State/Abroad
Tax : PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI!
4) Qus. : What are you getting in Selling Goods?
Ans. : Profit.
Tax : PAY INCOME TAX!
5) Qus. : How do you distribute profit ?
Ans : By way of dividend
Tax : Pay dividend distribution Tax
6) Qus. : Where you Manufacturing the Goods?
Ans. : Factory.
Tax : PAY EXCISE DUTY!
7) Qus. : Do you have Office / Warehouse/ Factory?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY MUNICIPAL & FIRE TAX!
8) Qus. : Do you have Staff?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY STAFF PROFESSIONAL TAX!
9) Qus. : Doing business in Millions?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY TURNOVER TAX!
Ans : No
Tax : Then pay Minimum Alternate Tax
10) Qus. : Are you taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank?
Ans. : Yes, for Salary.
Tax : PAY CASH HANDLING TAX!
11) Qus.: Where are you taking your client for Lunch & Dinner?
Ans. : Hotel
Tax : PAY FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX!
12) Qus.: Are you going Out of Station for Business?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX!
13) Qus.: Have you taken or given any Service/s?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY SERVICE TAX!
14) Qus.: How come you got such a Big Amount?
Ans. : Gift on birthday.
Tax : PAY GIFT TAX!
15) Qus.: Do you have any Wealth?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY WEALTH TAX!
16) Qus.: To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going?
Ans. : Cinema or Resort.
Tax : PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX!
17) Qus.: Have you purchased House?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE !
18) Qus.: How you Travel?
Ans. : Bus
Tax : PAY SURCHARGE!
19) Qus.: Any Additional Tax?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY EDUCATIONAL, ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL & SURCHARGE ON ALL THE CENTRAL GOVT.'s TAX !!!
20) Qus.: Delayed any time Paying Any Tax?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY INTEREST & PENALTY!
21) INDIAN :: can i die now??
Ans :: wait we are about to launch the funeral tax!!!
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
World's Smallest Deer Fits Exactly In Your Palm !! Amazing !!
This tiny deer is Rupert. About two weeks ago, when his mother was pregnant, she was hit by a car and got severe injuries. This cute creature was delivered by cesarean section. Unfortunately, his mother died, although the vets battled to save her. Many thanks to them, they saved the life of this nice little deer. He is soooo adorable! I hope, he will live a long and happy life.
Thursday, October 2, 2008
Ass Gun illusion
By seeing this image, i cant stop laughing indeed ,is it a "Ass Gun" :P ?
This picture is take from very great point of view.It looks like that person is
firing fire from his back.
This picture is take from very great point of view.It looks like that person is
firing fire from his back.
Wednesday, October 1, 2008
Bus Stop
It's 12 in Noon..
Extreme heat in Dubai
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Your are waiting for the bus
But You're Still Chill
Why n How
See picture below......
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Extreme heat in Dubai
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Your are waiting for the bus
But You're Still Chill
Why n How
See picture below......
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