Hindi Jokes

Kanjoos: Yeh kaila(banana) kaisay diya?
Shopkeeper: 1Rs.
Kanjoos: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.
Kanjoos:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de
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A Kanjoos on his death time.
My wife, where r u ?
Wife:Yes, Im here
My sons & daughters ru all here?
Yes, Papa
Kanjoos:To phir baju wale kamre
ka pankha Q khula hay
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1 Kanjoos 14th floor se neche gira
Girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khirki me
apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha
to chilla k bola
MERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA!
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Kanjoos ne arbi ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.
Arbi ne usay MERCEDES gift kardi.
Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,
Kanjoos ne phir khoon dia.
Ab k bar Arbi ne till waly laddu gift kiye,
Kanjoos:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di?
Arbi:Munna!!
Ab hamarey ander bhi Kanjoos ka khoon dor raha hay
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A Kanjoos called a newspaper office and asked: Mera Baap Mar gaya hai, kya charges hongay?
NewsPaper: Rs.50 per word.
Kanjoos: Oh bohat ziyada hain, Acha likho “Sohan Bhai Died”.
Newspaper: Sir! It should be minimum 6 words!
Kanjoos: Oh ho! Jara sochnay do….. Acha likho……. ……… .
Sohan Bhai Died – Suzuki for Sale .
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Kanjoos ask to Taxi Driver: Abdullah Shah Ghazi k mazaar jao gay?
Taxi Driver: Han jaon ga.
Kanjoos ne jaib se shopper nikala or kaha:
Wapsi main langar ki biryani lete aana.
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Shadi me 1 Kanjoos bahut der tk khata raha,
Kse ne pocha bhae kb tk khaty rhogy?
Kanjoos: Yaar me khud kha kha k thak gya hun pr kya karoon card me likha tha “Dinner 7 to 10pm
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Kanjoos to dukandar: Yaar zara toothbrush dena mere brush ka 1 baal toot gaya hai
Dukandar: 1 baal toota to naya q le rahe ho
Kanjoos: jo toota hai woh akhri tha.
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EK KANJOOS KHALI KATOREY MAIN
ROTI DABA KAR KHA RAHA THA
WAITER NE DEKA TU POUCHA
AP YAH KIA KAR RAHEY HIAN
KANJOOS NE JAWAB DIYA
MAIN MATHS KA TEACHER HOON OR DALL
SUPPOSE KAR KAY KHARAHA HOON
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Titanic K Sath Kanjoos Bhi Doob Raha Tha
Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha
Dost:
Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?
Kanjoos:
Shukar Hai Main Ne Return Ticket Nahi Khareeda..

Love vs Marriage -Funny Jokes

Love is holding hands in the street.
Marriage is holding arguments in the street.

Love is talking about having children.
Marriage is talking about getting away from children.

Love is going to bed early.
Marriage is going to sleep early.

Love is a romantic drive.
Marriage is arrive on tops curvy tarmac .

Love is losing your appetite.
Marriage is losing your figure.

Love is sweet nothing in the ear.
Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank.

TV has no place in love.
Marriage is a fight for remote control.

Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant.
Marriage is a take home packet.

Love is cuddling on a sofa.
Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.

Love is 1 drink and 2 straws.
Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough!".

Conclusion: "Love is blind, Marriage is an eye opener!"

Lonely Nites...

Sitting Beside the window
I was looking at the moon.
Without the stars around
Even the moon looked gloomy.

I was searching for words
Which could heal the heart.
When I heard the words,
Which actually broke it apart.

I did smile, I looked happy,
Though it ached for there is pain.
I did talk, I even sang,
For all these aches let it just be mine.

Every cloud has silver lining,
And the end of tunnel there is a light.
All I need to do is stop whining
coz when i think of you it brightens even my night.

Time would change, People will change,
When there is love, there is hope.
And when I see you, you are my sun,
All my fears melt away and elope :)


Well i see a star there..
Just beside the moon.
Lonely nites just passed away
Ur friendship is a boon.

Telugu Actress Arya Vora Picture

Telugu Actress Arya Vora beauty Pics from raagalahari

Super Chameleon

Super Chameleon

Funny Shayari

Maths Sir: A=B,
B=C, SO A=C.
prove this method wit example.
Student: sir,
i love u. U love ur daughter. So i love ur daughter,
Thats all sir.

Jaha Dosti Waha pyar
jaha Pyaar Waha isq
Jaha Ishq Waha Mohabat
Jaha Mohabat waha Judai
Jaha Judai Waha Dard
Jaha Dard Waha ‘ZANDU BAM’.

Nikli Pyar Ki Baat To Tum Yad Aye
Uthe Dil Me Wo Jazbat To Tum Yad Aye
Yu To Dil Mera Bebas N Rehta Tha
Par Badle Jab Halaat To Tum Yad Aaye…

Farebi Thi Wo Apni Mashuka Samaj Betha
BEWFA Ko Apni ZINDGI Samaj Betha
Hm BEWAKUF the Ya Bad-Nasibi Hmari
Uski DILLAGI ko Chahat Smaj Betha..

PAISA Ayega Jayega
PYAR Ayega Jayega
Lekin Is DOST ka SMS
Ayega
Ayega
Aur
Aata hi Rahega…

Funny Shayari

Devdas Ko Papa Ne Kaha Ghar Chhod Do
Maa Ne Kaha Paro Ko Chhod Do
Devdas Ne Kaha Duniya Chhod Do
Appko Kisne Kaha Humse Baat Karna Naa Chhod Do…



Dil ke chhalon ko koi shayari kahe,
to dard nahi hotaTakleef to tab hoti hai,
Jab log wah-wah karte hain



Apne hisse ki zindagi to hum kabke jee chuke,
Ab to sirf dhadkanon ka lihaj karte hain,
Kya karen is duniya walon ka,
Jo aakhari dhadkano pe bhi aitaraz karte hain.

Santa Singh's Interview

Interviewer: Tell me the opposite of good.
Santa Singh: Bad.

Interviewer: Come.
Santa Singh: Go.

Interviewer: Ugly.
Santa Singh: Pichlli.

Interviewer: U G L Y?
Santa Singh: PICHLLY !!!!!!!

Interviewer: Shut Up.
Santa Singh: Keep Talking.

Interviewer: Get Out.
Santa Singh: Come In.

Interviewer: Oh my God.
Santa Singh: Oh your Devil.

Interviewer: You are Rejected.
Santa Singh: I am Selected.

Short funny jokes

What is the best punishment for a woman?



Give her new clothes,

matching her jewelry,

and nice cosmetics and then,



lock her in a room without a mirror

Amazing Drawings :Paint the floor

Amazing Drawings :Paint the floor

Indian Flag Act - Prince Dance Group - India's Got Talent (Semi-Finale)

Indian Flag Act - Prince Dance Group - India's Got Talent (Semi-Finale)

Identify the gender

So which one do you think is male or female in this animation? It shouldn't be hard..lol

Tashu Kaushik - south actress

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Mother Teresa.

Today is september 5th and it brings back memories of Mother Teresa. Agnese Gonxhe who really was a rose bud who blossommed many peoples lives. On september 5th 1997 when she became immortal, she has left Missionaries of Charities with more than 4000 sisters and over 100000 volunteers who still server the poor and give sheltor to sick and homeless people.If not everyday atleast on September 5th may be we should try and do some charity is what I decided then on 5th september 1997.

I still remember the day. I was in college and it was Friday. When we just came out from prayers is when we heard the news of Mother Teresas demise. It came as a big shock though we knew that she was not well. But that was a big loss, a real big loss to humanity. We just couldnt control our tears. She was like a role model and someone who taught to see God in all beings. Someone who taught to love fellow human beings.

A person who has made difference to innumerable lives. Well whenever I think to write about Mother..I become wordless and my thoughts just goes blank. It still brings back the pain of losing her. But at the same time it reminds that we have a duty to do apart from taking care of our own lives and our family apart from that a bit of us belong to service. Atleast to make difference in one person life whom we do not know. That is what is a true service right.

I feel sad and irritated to see people spending on event shows which doenst add any value to anybodys life. For example last week in NDTV they showed a village where everyone are starving because of failure in harvest. The kids there have only bones left and mothers are crying thinking of what to feed their kids and what to feed themselves. I was telling my husband that atleast let us send some money. So we enquired NDTV on the address and trying to get some details. Immediately after that program there was a program where people are celebrating MJ's birthday after he has died. I know MJ has made a difference in people lives because of his music and dance. But where living becomes a question mark in some lives I dont know how could we spend millions on a birthday party of a person who is no more. What differnece it makes to whom. I still am not able to understand. May be am wrong too.

Anyways..I think its very important that every individual try to bring a difference in others lives. We need not be mother Teresa but atleast we can be a human being who understand fellow human beings and atleast if not every day, atleast one day to think about others those who are less fortunate and try to bring some happiness to them.

After 97, every 5th has become a day which would make me a little sad about Mother Teresa and also reminds me that Serivce to humanity is service to God. Also today is teachers day a day which is really special because for me Right from my LKG, my class teacher was Bavani till my college Mahalakshmi mam every person has been a memorable ones because of their service of their dedicatoin and commitment and enlightening us with knowledge.

Wishing all of you a happy teachers day and also wishing everyone to know that they are special and they can make others special too .

Those Few Rain Drops

A beautiful Evening....
And clouds send some rain drops
To kiss the earth.

Standing beside the window,
Am also getting wet enjoying
the sprinkles of those few drops.


And then I watch...
As the drizzle becomes rain...

Birds looking for their nests..
People looking for some shelter..
Kids looking to get drenched for some more time...
Trees looking at each other dancing...
Flowers looking down to say bye to trees...
But my heart is looking just for you.

Those few rain drops
That adds beauty to the evening..
Those few rain drops
That brings moments of happiness
Those few rain drops
Thats make my life beautiful..
With each drop sprinkling on me
Bring you in my thoughts.

So now those few rain drops are special
As each rain drop
seems like a message you send.

Wish there are forever rain drops
Wish you are forever mine.