2 Sardars looking at an Egyptian Mummy

2 Sardars lookin at an Egyptian mummy.

Sardar1:Look so many bandages,
pakka truck accident case hai.

Sardar2: Aaho,
truck number bhi likha hay, BC-1760

Difference between boyfriend and Husband

Boy friend is fun,
&
Husband is gun,

Boy friend is light of moon,
&
Husband is month of june,

Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is qismat phooti.

Achanak ek anjana apna sa....

Achanak ek anjana apna sa lagne lage,
Dil unke khayalo me khone lage.

Dil -o- dimaag me ajab sa khumar sa chane lage
Dur hote huwe pass hone ka mehsus hone lage

Har jagah phool hi phool khilne lage
Path jhad me bahar dikhai dene lage

Halki si kassak dil me jagne lage
Kuch kahe bina ,sune bina laab muskurane lage

Har pal unke pass hone ki tamman jagne lage
Na din ka pata na raat ka pata chale

Jaan yahi to pyar hai, yahi pyar hai…
Haa yahi hai pyar, yahi hai pyar…

Apke SMS k INTEZAR Me

Na BOTTEL me,
Na JAAR me,
Na HOTEL me,
Na BAR me,
Na BIKE pe,
Na CAR me,

ab to din guzarte hai
apke SMS k INTEZAR me.
{Miss you all the time}

Hindi Jokes

Pahala : Mere dadaji ki itani badi ladamani thi ki
sari duniya ke jaanvar usi me chara kha lete the
Dusra : Bus ? mere dadaji ke pass to itna bada
bambu tha ki wah aasmaan ko be chu leta tha.
Pahala : Kyun fenkata hai,tere dadaji use rakhte kahan the?
Dusra : Tere dadaji ki ladamani me.
`
Tinu : Kauwa telephone par baith kar
kanw kanw kyon kar raha hai?
Chinu : Lagta hai wah apani aawaj
dur tak pahunchana chahta hai.
`
Grahak : Chotu kya khana pakane me do gante lagate hai?
Chotu : Ji nahi,khana to teen din pahle he ban gaya tha,
ab to bus use garam kiya ja raha hai.
`
Kavi hraday doctor (Apane marij se) :
Kyon bhai raat ko nindra devi aai?
Marij (doctor se) : Pata nahi doctor sahab,
mai to kaafi pahale so gaya tha.
Ho sakta hai usake baad aai ho.
`
Saurabh: Kabhi kabhi mujhe apane charo or
andhera he andhera najar aata hai.
Gaurav : Aisa khastaur se kab hota hai?
Saurabh : Jab hamare ghar ki light chali jaati hai.

Funny Riddles

Funny Riddles

Q. If you have it, you want to share it. If you share it, you don’t have it. What is it?
A. A secret.
Q. The more you have of it, the less you see. What is it?
A. Darkness
Q. What book was once owned by only the wealthy, but now everyone can have it? You can’t buy it in a bookstore or take it from a library.
A. A telephone book.
Q. What gets whiter the dirtier that it gets?
A. A chalkboard
Q. What happened in the middle of the twentieth century that will not happen again for 4,000 years?
A. The year 1961 can be read upside down and that won’t happen again until 6009!
Q. What has no beginning, end, or middle?
A. A doughnut.
Q. What has to be broken before it can be used?
A. An egg.
Q. What does no man want, yet no man wants to lose?
A. Work – Employment
Q. How many bricks does it take to complete a building made of brick?
A. Only one, the last one.
Q. What is everything to someone, and nothing to everyone else?
A. Your mind.
Q. Big as a biscuit, deep as a cup, even a river can’t fill it up. What is it?
A. A kitchen strainer.
Q. What goes up and never comes down?
A. Your age.
Q. What’s the greatest worldwide use of cowhide?
A. To cover cows.
Q. What’s long and thin, covered in skin; red in parts, and put in tarts?
A. Rhubarb.
Q. What has feet and legs, and nothing else?
A. Stockings
Q. What is the moon worth?
A. $1, because it has 4 quarters.
Q. What grows when it eats, but dies when it drinks?
A. A candle.
Q. What stays where it is when it goes off?
A. An alarm clock
Q. You heard me before, yet you hear me again. Then I die, ’til you call me again. What am I?
A. An echo
Q. There is a man standing over a dead body in a coffin, and another man walks in and asks, who’s in the coffin. The first man replies, brothers and sisters, I have none, but this man’s father is my fathers son. Who’s in the coffin?
A. His son

Phir Mile Sur Mera Tumhara Video

Phir Mile Sur Mera Tumhara Video

YouTube - Phir Mile Sur Mera Tumhara- Part 1



YouTube - Phir Mile Sur Mera Tumhara- Part 2

Pls follow the guide

Dear All,

Pls follow the guide.



1. First close one of your eye.

2. Move your mouse point at the red '!".

3. Right click at the !.

4. Then go (select all)..

5. Then u'll see the result.

Stupid !

People ask you to do something and u do it without applying your mind ;)

YOur eye sight is allright,But YoUr Mind has gOt Problem hehehehe ..Ha..HA..HA..!!!

Pls don't b angry ...

I am a VICTIM also..

iF U FELL UNHAPPY THEN SEND IT TO YOUR BEST FRIEND ..

Silly and funny joke

Silly and funny!


Q: What did the lonely banana say?

A: I'm a"kela".



Q: What did the green peas say?

A: Nothing. They just "mutter"Ed.



Q: What did the potato say when it answered the phone ?

A: "Aaloo? "



Q: Where do cauliflowers hang out?

A: In the Gobi desert.



Q: What did the flower say to its girl-friend?

A: Why do "phools" fall in love?



Q: What did the fat car say?

A: I`m a "mota"car.



Q: What did the confused egg say?

A: I don't "unda"-stand.



Q: What do shrimps sing on Christmas?

A: "Jhinga" Bells.



Q: What did the half eaten naan say?

A: I wish I was "puri".



Q: What did the lonely potato sing?

A: "Aaloo lonesome tonight?"



Q: What language do carrots speak?

A: Gajar-ati.


Q: What do you call an almost bald poet?

A: I-bal.



Dis ij DA funkiest...

Q: What did the first pizza slice say to the other pizza slice so it would move?

A: Pizza - "HUT"

Height Of Worst Situation:

Height Of Worst Situation:

A Guy Takes Blade n Writes His GirlFriend's NaMe On His hands

&

&

&

Makes A Spelling Mistake..!

ILLUSION STILLS

What is special in this photo is that u can find out two different views in a single photo itself.If you look at those photos in one angle you can see only one picture.But if you look at that carefully you can find out many more interesting views in that.

Management lessons from 3 Idiot movie....

Lessons from 3 Idiots - A must learn

Funny Boat videos

REVET:

3 students.didnt prepare 4 a test. They made a plan. They went 2 d DEAN next morng n said "sir v had gone 4 a wedding n our car tyre bursted. So we had 2 push al the way couldnt study. "the DEAN agrees n gives them 3 days time.

After 3 days all three were seated in "different rooms"
The paper consisted of just 1 question

WHICH TYRE BURSTED.?.
1.Front right
2.Front left
3.Back right
4.Back left
Tis phenomenon s called Revet.

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My lost Possession

What is life without some sentiments. Well I know at times it sounds so weird and stupid, but somehow I just couldnt change.
I have lots and lots of small sentiments..harmless to anyone..and the happiness you get out of it is wow priceless.


Be it the exam or be it a interview, be it a special day in the calendar, or be it a day you
want to make special, be it a card given by your best friend or be it even a choclate paper..everything mattered. I had bags and bags of such cards and papers and even gift wrappers. After marriage when we shifted I lost them all. Even now I keep them...
Meeting people close to heart on some important days in another sentiment..:)
Like friendship day or new year or your birthday I believe that if you happen to meet those on those days then the whole of year you will be together.
Anyways this is not about my favorite sentiments...Because right now am feeling sad about something I had lost.

Somehow in our home my parents are not used to give surprise gifts to me and my sis. After I started going to college and started earning part time, I started that culture. Giving surprise gifts to my mom, dad and sis. And on my birthdays I just love to surprise them with gifts. Wow the smile you get to see is just priceless and the happiness you get when you see that smile is...just wow!!! So I am not used to getting gifts from my parents. And the first time I got a gift from them is on my marriage. Actually in our custom, after marriage as a gift parents will gift their daughter a steel cupboard with a locker. It is supposed to bring wealth and you should keep it always.

After the expenses of my marriage I know how difficult it is for them to buy it and since my birthday was immediately after marriage my mom had brought it and gifted it.
Well, by that time steel cupboard with a mirror was out of fashion but who cares..what mattered was the love behind it. When I used to stand in front of the mirror in the cupboard, It used to be like the Harry potters mirror in room of requirement...;)


After some days we moved to Banglore and I did make sure it was safely delivered to Banglore without a crack. Then we moved to Hyderabad and I took it there also. Finally we shited to Singapore, I couldnt bring it there but left it in hyderabad. The cupboard was filled with all my silk sarees i had got in my wedding, my photo albums and all the me stuff. Every time I go to India, that became my storage space.

And then last year when we were thinking of renovating the house, the topic that came is to sell all old stuffs and buy new ones. The first target was my steel cupboard...oops..I literally cried..and told a BIG NO..Everyone said Grow up..it looks so out of place..well the same thing was said about one of the thali am wearing it was bit too big and now a days no one wears it..But who cares..it was given by my mom. And the same applied to the cupboard. So I told a big no to my dearest hubby and my in laws.
Couple of times we had a discussion where I would finally finish it with NO. May be it is stupid sentiment..but somehow I wanted to keep it forever and ever as a keepsake.

Finally last decemeber when I went to India for vacation oops the steel cupboard was not there..I thought since we dont have much space may be they kept in a store room. so I didnt ask anyone about it because I dont wanted to be upset when we have lots of function. Finally I asked my mom in law that I have to take some wedding sarees and where is the steel cupboard...and she told that is all not there..some of the sarees from it she had kept it other wooden cupboard..

Oops..I had lost it..My prized possession what my mom gave along with it there were other cards and gifts and stuff which was inside it..which would look as a garbage for anyone other than me...Am not able to continue writing as already tears are blocking my eyes..
I would may be ask my mom to gift me another one..

Is it worth having such sentiments?

Vacation in Chennai

This time our vacation was too hectic. We had lots to do and I shouldnt even be calling it a vacation. We had 2 weeks leave and in that we had planned our grahapravesam, our daughters ear piercing and our in laws sashtipoorthy (60th wedding).

And since everything is to be done in hyderabad, I was able to stay in chennai only for one day.Am going to chennai after 2 years and get only one day there so I had planned so many things to do in one day.

I had to meet my college friends, school friends, Had to plan a surprise birthday party for my 85 years old granny who is the most active person I had ever met, Had to spend some me time with her, Have to spend as much time possible gossipping with my sis and also with my nephew, have to go to my two favorite temples which always had been part of me till the time I was in chennai, any sorrow or any joy, whether its exam or interview , whether its happy moment or heart broken I would always get
peace of mind there after pouring out my emotions to the divine power, then I have to roam around in pondy bazar and ranganathan street to do road side shopping, have to eat in Murugans Idly shop, and should drink coffee in the road side restaurant balaji bavan where I used to go almost daily in my college days and finallllllllllllyyyy must not miss the Marina beach.

Marina beach - wow if I think of it only i feel excited...just to stand in the water, watching the waves and the moon and stars and what not..its a bliss and I have been there everytime when I had felt lonely or sad and everytime I had to make a decision its Marina....

So with all this TO DO list, I started from Singapore.


What a timing!!!! Our flight got delayed. I think I shouldnt even say delayed it was rescheduled. Instead of starting at 11:0 pm it started only the next day 6:00 am. I really couldnt tolerate the injustice..Between 6:00 am to 8:00 am is when I had planned the temple visits now they are out of question. And then I called up my sis and told her to come to airport with her 8 months baby so I dont miss a second being with them.

Finally we reached Chennai. Wow the feeling you get breathing even the polluted air, is great. Thats what you call the home town :) After reaching home, since I had already missed my moms breakfast, had to settle for mom cooked lunch and filter coffee. When we reached home, by then my daughter was already tired and was cranky and hungry. I couldnt attend any of my friends call because she was almost crying. Finally after making her eat and put her to sleep when I saw the time, It was 3:00. Oh my god..I havent even opened the TO DO list.

Then I called up all my cousins to arrange for the birthday party for my granny. Thankfully it was saturday they were all around and they really helped in that. Then we went to do shopping in pondy bazar. Couldnt do much shopping there becoz of lack of time. But I did go to balaji bavan and had my favorite coffee though. Wow thats one thing done.


We were back around 4:30 pm and then one of my school friends had come and I was spending some time with her By then most of my relatives had come home and so we couldnt go out anywhere. Around 7:00 we managed to decorate and arranged the cake cutting for my granny. It was the best thing, and she was really surprised. Then we planned to go to Marina, but my grandma cant come and she wanted to spend some time with me. So we cancelled the marina.

So thats it. We were back around 11:00 pm put my daughter to sleep and started repacking and then finally spent some time with my parents. Then we started next day to Hyderabad around 6:30 pm. So thats the end of the day in chennai.
This new year, am hoping that we will plan and spend some quality time in Chennai. Hey thats going to be there in my diary for this year TO DO items :)
Time Flies ....

At Night :

Singapore

London

Toronto

Niagara Falls

Paris

RioDeJanerio

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Kalyan / Dombivli / Vasai / Mulund / Thane

Load Shedding ……..

Situation of a person Working in IT Field

If - Rudyard Kipling

I started to write and started some four topics and left them all incomplete. When I start to write, I never used to get stuck but oops..what hap..
So I wanted to post my favorite poem
Happy New Year to everyone.

If


If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you;
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:

If you can dream -- and not make dreams your master;
If you can think -- and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two imposters just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools;

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: "Hold on!"

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with kings -- nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run --
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And -- which is more -- you'll be a Man, my son!

Doctor jokes-Psychiatrists attending convention

A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave, and walked out together.

One said to the other three, "People are always coming to us with their guilt and fears, but we have no one that we can go to when we have problems." The others agreed.

Then one said, "Since we are all professionals, why don't we take some time right now to hear each other out?" The other three agreed.

The first then confessed, "I have an uncontrollable desire to kill my patients."

The second psychiatrist said, "I love expensive things and so I find ways to cheat my patients out of their money whenever I can so I can buy the things I want."

The third followed with, "I'm involved with selling drugs and often get my patients to sell them for me."

The fourth psychiatrist then confessed, "I know I'm not supposed to, but no matter how hard I try, I can't keep a secret....

Opportunity

Alphabet ‘O’ Stands 4
Opportunity

Which Is Absent In Yesterday

Available Once In Today

and

Thrice in Tomorrow,

So Dont Repent 4 Yesterday.

Happy Republic day 26th Jan

Thousands laid down their lives
so that our country breath this day…
never forget their sacrifice..

Happy Republic day 26th Jan

Funny SMS

Zara thehro…..!
Chalay jana…..!

Mujhy kuch tum se kehna hai,

Boht waqt nahi laina,

Mukhtasir si bat krni hai,

Na dukh apny suna-ny hain,

Na koi faryad krni hai,

Na ye maloom krna hai k halaat kaisy hain,

Tumhary humsafar tumhary sath kaisy hain,

Na ye maloom krna hai k din raat kaisy hain,

Mujhy bs itna he kehna hai, K

Tumhari LIGHT a gai kya? ;->

Past and Present Difference

Its
S T R A N G E

“In the past,
Nobody had a Watch
But
Everyone had Time
Now
Everyone has a Watch,
But
Nobody has Time … ”

Isn’t It?

Exam SMS

I Got Zero Marks in Exam.
So Check the Paper and Tell me I am right Na!

Q.1 What is Formula of Water?
Ans: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O (H to O).

Q.2 Till When 2nd World War was Fought?
Ans: From page 115 to page 120.

Q.3 Who Was Bhagat Singh?
Ans: Ajay Davegan, Bobby Deol.

Now Tel Me Who is Wrong,
Me or Teacher?:-)

List of Bollywood movies copied from Hollywood movies

Naqaab --> Dot The I


Speed --> Cellular


Jigar --> KickBoxer (Van Damme)


Rakshak --> Hard Target (Van Damme)


Judwa --> Suang Long Hui (Twin Brother- Jackie Chan)


Pyar Ka Sayaa --> Ghost


Saaya --> Dragonfly


Akele Hum Akele Tum --> Kramer Vs Kramer


Naksha --> The Rundown (2003)


The Killer --> Collateral (2004)


Krrish --> Paycheck (2003)


Shaadi Se Pehle --> Meri Biwi Ki Shaadi (1979)


Rang De Basanti --> All My Sons (1948) & Jesus of Montreal.


Zinda --> Korean movie Oldboy


Ek Ajnabee --> Man On Fire (2004)


Chocolate --> The Usual Suspects (1995)


Salaam Namaste --> Nine Months (1995)


Main Aisa Hi Hoon --> I Am Sam (2001)


Kyon Ki --> One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest (1975)


Aabra Ka Dabra --> Harry Potter (2001)


Dhoom --> The Fast and the Furious (2001) & Ocean's Eleven (2001)


Hum Tum --> Harry Met Sally... (1989)


Taarzan : The Wonder Car --> Christine (1983)


Koi Mil Gaya --> E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982), Forrest Gump (1994)


Aapko Pehle Bhi Kahin Dekha Hai --> Meet the Parents (2000)


3 Deewarein --> The Shawshank Redemption (1994)


Kucch To Hai --> I Know What you did Last Summer (1997)


Chor Machaaye Shor --> Blue Streak (1999)


Awara Paagal Deewana --> Whole Nine Yards (2000)


Deewangee --> Primal Fear (1996)


Raaz -->What Lies Beneath (2000)


Mere Yaar Ki Shaadi Hai --> My Best Friends Wedding (1997)


Yeh Kya Ho Raha Hai --> American Pie (1999)


Kuch Khatti Kuch Meethi --> The Parent Trap (1998)


Kyo Kii .. Main Jhuth Nahin Bolta --> Liar Liar (1997)


Kartoos --> Point of No Return (1993)


Baadshah --> Nick Of Time, The Mask, Rush Hour, Mr. Nice Guy


Ek Chhoti Si Love Story --> "Krotki film o miłości" [English Title : A Short Film About Love]


Papi Gudia Jhapatlela --> Child's Play (1988).


Fareb --> Unlawful Entry (1992)


Sauda --> Indecent Proposal (1993), The Deal (2005)


Khamosk Khauf Ki Raat --> Identity


Karobaar --> The Business of Love (2000)


Yaarana, Agni Sakshi and Daraar --> Sleeping with the Enemy


Criminal --> Copy of The Fugitive (1993)


Hum Hain Kamaal Ke --> See No Evil, Hear No Evil (1989)


U Me Aur Hum --> The Notebook and A Moment To Remember (Korean)


Sholay --> Once Upon A Time & The Seven Samurai


Akayla --> Cobra (1986)


Main Azaad Hoon --> Meet John Doe (1941)


Maalamaal --> Brewster's Millions (1985)


Madhosi --> Beautiful Mind


Musafir --> U Turn


Taxi 9112 --> Changing Lanes


Kasoor --> Forbidden Sins


Bluff Master --> Spanish Nueve Reinas (Nine Queens)


Shukriya --> Till Death Do Us Apart


Pyar To Hona Hi Tha --> Addicted To Love


Maine Pyaar Kyun Kiyaa --> Cactus Flower.


Alag --> Powder


Dhoom --> Torque, Too Fast Too Furious


Naina --> The Eye


Janbaaz --> Duel in the Sun (1946)


Munnabhai M.B.B.S --> Patch Adams


The Burning Train --> Japanese Movie Shinkansen Daibakuha (1975)


Bichhoo(2000) --> Lion(1994)


Hum Kaun Hai --> The Others


Bazigar (Sharukh Khan) --> A kiss before dying (1991; staring Sean Young).


36 China Town --> Once Upon a Crime (1992; staring Young).


Aitraaz --> Disclosure (1993; staring Demi Moore).


Fool n Final --> Snatch


Phir Herapheri --> Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels


Badal --> The Devils Own



Jism --> Body Heat (1981; staring William Hurt)



The Train (2007, Emraan Hasmi) --> Derailed


Zehar --> Out Of Time


Hey Baby --> Whipped, 3 men And A Baby


Chak De India --> Mighty Ducks


Bheja Fry ---> French Le Dlner de cons


Raghu Romeo (2003) --> Atame! (1990...also known as Tie Me Up! Tie Me Down)


Dansh (2005) --> Death and the Maiden (1994)


Sangharsh (1999) --> Silence of the Lambs (1991)


Paap --> Witness (1985)


Ek Din 24 Ghante (2003) --> German film Lola Rennt (1998...also known as Run Lola Run)


Parichay (1972) --> The Sound of Music (1965)


Humraaz --> A Perfect Murder, Pakistani Movie Khoey Ho Tum Kahan (2001)


Dosti (Bobby Deol) --> Pakistani Movie Do Dost (Babara Sharif)


Josh (2000) --> West Side Story (1961)


Welcome --> Micky Blue Eyes


God Tussi Great Ho --> Bruce Almighty


Deewane Huye Paagal (2005) -->There is Something About Mary.



Mann --> An Affair To Remember


Mohabbatein --> Absolution


Life In A Metro --> Apartment


Yeh Dillagi --> Sabrina



Muzse Shadi Karoge --> Anger Management.


Partner --> Hitch (Dialogue To Dialogue Copy)


Kaante --> Reservoir Dogs


Qayamat --> The Rock


Tathastu --> John q


Mr Ya Miss --> Its A Boy Girl Thing & Hot Chic (2002)


Murder --> UnFaithful


Ghajini
(Remake Of Tamil "Ghajini" Which Is Been Copied From "Memento") --> Memento

Evian Roller Babies US

Evian Roller Babies US

Funny pictures of dog

Short funny jokes-Computer dating service

A woman went to a computer dating service and said she didn't care about looks, income or background. All she wanted was a man of upright character.
Then a man came in and told them the only thing he was seeking in a woman was intelligence.
The service matched them together at once because they had one thing in common -- they were both pathological liars.

Kids jokes-Say a prayer

Little Johnny and his family were having Sunday dinner at his Grandmother' s house.
Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served.
When little Johnny received his plate, he started eating right away.
"Johnny wait until we say our prayer."
"I don't have to," The boy replied.
"Of course, you do," his mother insisted. "We say a prayer, before eating, at our house."
"That's our house," Johnny explained. "But this is Grandma's house and she knows how to cook."

Who want Appraisals, Increments ?

Hey U want INCREMENT PLZ do this

What if Management brings it to your notice that due to the current "global economic recession",

"There will be no appraisal for the
current year"


The following are the perceived reactions of some departments.


Administration

Customer Care

Marketing

Network

HR

Top Executives

Security

I T

Call Centers


HEY, WHERE IS Sales GUY???
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