Thursday, August 27, 2009

Hiindi Jokes

Chaewala ladki dekh kar bola: bholi si soorat, ankhaon mein masti, dur khadi sharmaye, aae haaye,
Ladki boli: kali si surat, haath me ketli, dur khara chilaye, chae chae.

Boy says 2 girl: tute hue dil se pyar karogi ya dil tutne tak pyar karogi.
Girl says: tuti hui chapal se pite ga ya chappal tutne tak pitega.

Hotel mein khana kha k sardar haath k badle wash basin dhone laga.
Waiter ne pucha kya kar rahe ho?
Sardar bola: dikhta nahi lekha hai wash basin

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