The Leave Applications

The Leave Applications:

Infosys, Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows:

"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave." 

This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:

"as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."

Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding: 

"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."

From H.A.L. Administration Dept: 

"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave." 

Another employee applied for half day leave as follows: 

"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave" 

An incident of a leave letter: 

"I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."

A leave letter to the headmaster: 

"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today" 

Another leave letter written to the headmaster: 

"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day." 

Covering note: 

"I am enclosed herewith..."

Another one: 

"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..." 

Actual letter written for application of leave: 

"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave". 

Letter writing:- 

"I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."

A candidate's job application: 

"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a 'Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.