Kanjoos Ashiq -SMS

Kar diya izhare-ishq hamne mobile par,
laakh rupaye ki bat thi,
do rupaye main ho gayee (wah wah……… )

Innocent Aashiq
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Maine tujhe dekha
Dekhta raha,
Dekhta hi gaya……..
Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya

Still to be a Aashiq
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Khidki khuli zulfein bikhri
Dilne kaha dildar nikla
Par hai re meri footi kismat
Nahaya hua santa nikla

Careful Aashiq
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Aur bhi cheezain bahut see lut chuki hain dil ke saath
Ye bataya dooston ne ishq furmane ke baad;
Is liye kamre ki ek ek cheez “check” karta hoon main
“Ek tere aane se pehle, ek tere jaane ke baad”

Married
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Taj Mahal kya cheez hai
main to usse bhi bada mahal banaoonga,
aree Mumtaz to marke dafan hui thi,
main to tujhe zinda hi dafnaonga.

Truthful Aashiq
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Kaash Tere Chehre Pe
Chechak Ke Daag Hote
Chand To Tum Ho Hi
Sitare Bhi Saath Hote

Money Is Not Everything!

Money can buy a house

but not a home.

Money can buy a bed

but not sleep.

Money can buy a clock

but not time.

Money can buy a book

but not knowledge.

Money can buy food

but not appetite.

Important new s for us, read it carefully.

Important new s for us, read it carefully.

1 Egg
2 Mobiles
65 minutes of connection between mobiles.
We assembled something as per image:


Initiated the call between the two mobiles and allowed 65 minutes
approximately...
During the first 15 minutes nothing happened;
25 minutes later the egg started getting hot;
45 minutes later the egg is hot;
65 minutes later the egg is cooked.



Conclusion: The immediate radiation of the mobiles has the potential
to modify the proteins of the egg. Imagine what it can do with the
proteins of your brains when you do long calls.
Please try to reduce long time calls on mobile phones and pass this
mail to all your friends you care for.

Pati Patni Jokes

Patni (Pati Se) - Collage ke bare me
tumhara koi katu anubhav hai?

Pati (Patani Se) - Han, Tumhari aur
meri paheli mulakat college me he to
hui thi.
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Pati ghar pahuncha to patani ne goshana
ki - maine aaj naukarani ko nikal diya hai.

Pati udas hokar - Are, use ek mauka to
diya hota.

Patni(Pati Se) - Per mai aapko koi mauka
nahi dena chahati.
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Ek jagadalu patani pati par baras rahi thi
aur wah bichara deen sakal banaye hue
baitha tha.Patni bol rahi thi kayar kahin
ke ,tum aadami ho ki chuhe?

Pati Gidgidaya - Shreemati Ji, Mai aapka
pati he hun agar chuha hota to tum thar-thar
kamp rahi hoti.
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Ek photographer ke pass ek aurat aai aur
boli - Maine apane miya se kaha tha ki topi
pahankar photo mat khinchana lekin topi
utarana bul gaye.Kya aap yeh topi hata
sakate hain?

Photographer Ne Kaha - Ji han lekin aap
yah to bataiye ki aapke shauhar sidhi mang
nikalate hain yan ulati?

Aurat Boli - Jab aap topi utarenge tab khud
dekh lijiyega

A R Rahman with his Oscars

A R Rahman with his Oscars

  
  
    Check out an elated A R Rahman as he poses with his Oscar statuettes at the 81st Academy Awards in Los Angeles.

    A R Rahman giving his thanksgiving speech after winning his 2 Oscars. 
  

    Rahman performing the award winning song Jai Ho at the 81st Academy Awards in Los Angeles. 
  

Rahman performing the award winning song Jai Ho at the 81st Academy Awards in Los Angeles. 
  

               A R Rahman holding the Oscar statuettes in his hands. 

  

  

  

   

Live joke at Sharjah Airport

Once at sharjah airport, a person named 'Anantharaman Subbaraman' arrived at Sharjah airport. He ended up waiting for his visa for about 2 hrs for the authorities to call his name. Finally, he got fed up and went to them and asked why they haven't called his name yet. They said that they have been calling him for the last hour and a half and were wondering why he hadn't responded !The reason was made clear when the immigration officer pronounced his name as :

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' Anotherman Superman'.......

Tiger in Water

Tiger in Water























(Came across these photos in here)

Amazing Tiger Attack

Tags : Amazing Tiger Attack

JOKE : Office Upgradation (VISUAL)

Real Names in Bollywood

Aamir Khan - Aamir Hussain Khan
Ajay Devgan - Vishal Devgan
Ajit - Hamid Ali Khan
Akshay Kumar - Rajiv Bhatia
Amitabh Bachchan - Amit Srivastav
Ashok Kumar - Kumud Ganguly
Bobby Deol - Vijay Singh Deol
Dev Anand - Devdutt Pishorimal Anand
Dharmendra - Dharam Singh Deol
Dilip Kumar - Yusuf Khan
Govinda - Govinda Arun Ahuja
Jeetendra - Ravi Kapoor
John Abraham - Farhan Abraham
Johnny Lever - Badruddin Qazi
Kamal Haasan- Alwarpettai Aandavar
Kumar Gaurav - Manoj Tulli
Lucky Ali - Maqsood Mehmood Ali
Madhubala - Mumtaz Jehan Begum Dehlavi
Mahima Chaudhry - Ritu Chaudhry
Mallika Sherawat - Reema Lamba
Manoj Kumar - Hare Krishna Goswami
Nana Patekar - Vishwanath Patekar
Raj Kumar - Kulbushan Pandit
Rajesh Khanna - Jatin Khanna
Rajnikant - Sivaji Rao Gaekwad
Rekha - Bhanurekha Ganesan
Salman Khan- Abdul Rashid Salim Salman Khan
Sanjeev Kumar - Haribhai Jarivala
Shammi Kapoor - Shamsher Raj Kapoor
Shashi Kapoor - Balbirraj Kapoor
Sunil Dutt - Balraj DuttSunny Deol - Ajay Singh Deol
Tuntun : Uma Devi Khatri

Pleasure or Pressure

I am taking my seventeen months darling to day care to leave her for half a day. When she holds my hand and walks with me to the play school I feel so proud and as though my darling is doing a great achievement.Just cant express it in words the pleasure I feel to take her to school carrying her bag. But then the moment I leave her there the way she cries to leave me and go inside is just creating such a immense pressure once again no words to express.And again when I go to pick her up, you should see the happiness in that small angels face. And the moment I carry her she gives me some hundred kissess and literally holding on to me.Oh god!!! This is just like watching the tides in ocean. Pleasure followed by Pressure and then pleasure. So in the end what would I call it Is sending your baby to play school a pleasure or pressure?

My little princess going to school

Feb 9th, a never to be forgotten date. Our little princess started going to play school. We just enrolled her for half a day session. Feb 9th it was okay, And yesterday I too was with her. But she was not very happy. The moment I left her for few mintues to go and register, she was in tears. When I saw the total helpless state of tears she was in, I just immediately wanted to resign. But at the same time I thought that is the only way she is going to learn sharing and caring.
Today its Feb 11th and I left my darling in the play school. I was there with her for 10 to 15 minutes and then met all the teachers and told them to take care of her and to call me if she cries. And without her knowledge I just started to my office.
On the way back I felt such a heavy heart. As though am a TARE ZAMEEN PAR Mother. Back in my heart I could even hear the song..tuje sab kuch patha hai na ma..and could imagine my baby helplessly waiting in the door for me. I just couldnt control my tears and I just wanted to run away back to her. It took all my will power to drag myself to office. Physically in office but mentally am just thinking of my darling.
I hope she doesnt cry. Now its 56 minutes more after which I would just run away to hug her. Hope she is fine.
Guess at times being a mother is so tough. Its a proud moment to see my little darling walking inside the school on her own and also a little burden in the heart of missing her and worrying about her. I guess a mother no matter what would always have some worries for her baby. NOw I understand why my mom always keeps worrying about me and keep calling me.
Mothers never change!!!

This Old Man - My grand Pa

My grand dad passed a way 10 days ago. Exactly on the same day as Mahatma died. And I couldnt even attend his funeral. He was 86 plus years old. And was counting his days. He is one who actually chose his death.

I have seen him as a working man, later as a retired man, with his wife(my grand ma) and the last seven years without his wife. He has taught a great lesson and when am writing this, I feel so nostalgic and at the same time a unknown burden in my heart.

My granny had pampered him a lot. He always used to be so egoistic and never even mingled with his own sons and daughters. Whenever he spoke a few words with us I used to feel so proud. He had four sons and two daughters. One of his sons my uncle was mentally challenged and died at his thirties. And so he has around well how many...mmm if am not wrong 7 grand daughters and 3 grand sons..And if anytime he spoke to any of us we used to feel that we had been given some great respect.

Later after he retired..he was juggled between his sons. Its a pain to have more than one son. Number 1 lesson learnt..My grand ma never used to feel comfortable anywhere else other than my house. And my dad is the poor and unlucky middle son. Generally either the eldest or the youngest used to be close to the parents. And my dad was never really close to my grand parents but he was the one though complaining still took care of them. I know my dad. He just lives for his childern. Me and my sis. But deep inside I know how much he loved his parents and had actually longed for their love. Well now till my grnad ma was alive my grand dad lived a life of a king.

But after that alas...he was really a loner. Never having emotional bondage with any of us, he was then joined in a old age home by my uncle in banglore. I went to meet him there, since I was in banglore...seeing the plight of him brought loads of tears in my eyes. The man whom I have seen wiht so much ego and respect was lying down in a bed like some vegetable. The poor longing eyes he still told me what is the use of life when my three sons just left me here. I called my dad immediatlely who was in chennai..I asked him to come and take him to our house in chennai and that my dad did willingly not for my grand pas sake but for my sake.

I remember my grand pa always complaining about my dad to me. Lesson 2 learnt. Never talk bad about parents to their children. But he did. And in the end from 2005 till 2008 it was my dad who served him, including cleaning his shit to giving him food and even searching him when he just goes away. But then in November I wanted my dad to come and stay wiht me to take care of my child. And that is when not only that even my mom retired and one mistake my parents did is they never had a house of their own. Lesson 3 learned No matter what try and build ur own hosue however small it is. So they cant take my grnad pa with them so they asked my uncle to take care The same one who once left my grand pa in a old age home. He came and did the same thing again. And this time no me there to take him back.

And here i am who acted selfishly. When I was in banglore I asked my dad to take him but now i needed my parents to take care of my daughter so I was silent. Though inwardly i felt horrible I couldnt insist my parents to keep my grnad pa becoz one way I needed my parents and the other thing is even my dad getting older couldnt take care of my grand pa.

When all three sons and 10 grand children left him alone in a old age home, my otherwise healthy grand pa couldnt take it. He stopped eating and he chose his death.

Though 100's came to his funeral what is the point when none could be there in his last moments. That is what pains me the most. Even if he had wanted to say something there was no one..but some hospital nurse who was no way related to him in blood.

Life...how it changes...The very close people whom mattered to us become a burden to us when we are busy with other things!!! but does all this matters?I agree that my grand da was no emotinally involved and whatever be his negatives but when a soul is totally helpless is it right to just go and dump in a old age home.I do have answers but still am helpless. I hate myslef for that but what is the use of that too.

I dont know who all should be blamed becuase everyone will have their own justice. But in th e end of it one soul left this world with none to care for because of a disease called old age.
This one way guess will make me strong that in my old age even if am left alone in a old age home, I would consider it as a punishment that God had given to me for neglecting my grand parents may be.

Life is too short and too strange. And we should never let our happiness depened on other person even if its a blood relationship.Thats the final lesson I learnt.
Still I feel a lot and have lots to share but no words come only just that always there would be a burden a black mark in my heart because of this.