Bakrid SMS

May Allah this occasion flood your life with happiness,

ur heart with love,

ur soul with spirtual,

ur mind with wisdom,

wishing u a very Happy Bakrid Mubarik…

Kuch Musarrat Mazeed ho jaye

Is bahane se Eid ho jaye

Eid milne jo Aap aajayein

Meri bhi Eid, Eid ho jaye…

Kuch Musarrat Mazeed ho jaye

Is bahane se Eid ho jaye

Eid milne jo Aap aajayein

Meri bhi Eid, Eid ho jaye

I wish you ALL a very happy and peaceful Eid.

May Allah accept your good deeds,

forgive your transgressions and ease the suffering of all peoples

around the globe.Eid Mubarik…

Ae Mere SMS Mere Dost k Pass jana

Wo Busy ho to Shor mat machana

Jab Wo Free ho jaye to Dheere se Muskrunaa

Aur Pyar se kehna k, Eid Mubarak Qubool Ho

Jub kabi bin mange app per khushion ki bersaat ho,

jub kabi app ka dil anjaani khushi se betaab ho,

to samaj lena koi aap ko duaon main yaad ker raha hai.

Happy Eid Day

I miss u Like Crazy

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I miss u Like Crazy

PASSPORT Size Photo

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Aapka PASSPORT Size Photo
Mere Ghar Pada Tha

Use Dekh Bacche Dar Gaye
Aur Kutta Sara Din Bhokta Raha

Lo Rakho Apni Photo

Duniya Me 3 Log Bahut Acche Hai

Duniya Me 3 Log Bahut Acche Hai

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3rd Apka Frnd

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<)) Yani Main

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KASTI se Kinara

KASTI se
Kinara
CHOT gaya
ASMA se
Sitara
TuT gaya
Par tu
Aajtak
nahi Sudhra
Jaha Dikhi
DIWAR,Wahi
MuuT diya
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Everything I Own...

You sheltered me from harm
Kept me warm, kept me warm
You gave my life to me
Set me free, set me free
The finest years I ever knew
Were all the years I had with you...

And I would give anything I own
Give up my life, my heart, my own
I would give everything I own
Just to have you back again....

You taught me how to love
What it's of, what it's of
You never said to much but
Still you show the way
And I know from watching you
Nobody else could ever know
The part of me I can't let go....

And I would give anything i own
Give up my life, my heart, my home
I would give everything i own
Just to have you back again....

Is there someone you know
You're loving them so
But taking them all for granted
You may lose them one day
Someone takes them away
And they don't hear the words
You long to say....

I would give anything I own
Give up my life, my heart, my home
I would give everything I own
Just to have you back again
Just to touch you once again...

Good Morning

Hum Itne Sweet Nahi, Ki Diabeties Hojaye!Na Itne Salty Ki, B.P. Badha Jaye!!Na Itane Testy Ki Maza Aajaye,Par Itne Kadwe Bhi Nahi Ki Yad Na Aye!!!!

Hindi SMS

Hi Friends,
Let me share Poetry SMS with you :-)

youn toh guzar raha hai har aik pal khushi k saath
phir bhi koi kami si hai kiun zindagi k saath

rishtey,wafaein dosti sab kuch toh pass hai
kiya baat hai pata nahi dil kiun udaas hai
har lamha hai haseen naye dilkashi k saath
phir bhi koi kami si hai kiun zindagi k saath

chahat bhi hai sakoon bhi hai dilbari bhi hai
aankhon mai khuwab bhi hai labon pai hasi bhi hai
dil ko nahi hai koi shikayet kisi k saath
phir bhi koi kami si hai kiun zindagi k saath

socha tha jaisa waisa hi jevan toh hai magar
ab aur kis talash mai bey chein hai nazar
qudrat ki toh meharbani hai darya-dili k saath
phir bhi koi kami si hai kiun zindagi k saath!!

Funny sms

JO JEETA WOH SIKANDAR
JO HAARA WOH JAIL KE ANDAR
JO MUJHE SMS BHEJE USSE JAADU KI JHAPPI
JO NAA BHEJE USE BANDAR KI PAPPI

Hindi SMS

Kya kahun tujhe? Khwab kahun to toot jayega,
dil kahun to bikhar jayega,
Aa tera naam zindagi rakh dun,
maut se pehle to tera saath chuut na payega!

Thank You SMS

I’m glad I met you
on the net.
It means so much to me
to share a bit
of my life with you
and yours a bit
with me.

The days are always
much brighter
when I receive a message
from you.
It’s great to know
there’s someone out there
who’s a friend,
loyal and true.

Our lives are always so hectic,
with little time to spare,
and it’s a wonderful feeling
just to know that you’re
out there.

You’ve made my life
much richer,
in your own caring way.
And I want you to know
that I’m thankful
for your friendship
every day.

Inspirational SMS

Every special person who touches our life,
Leaves their own unique mark on our heart.
A mark which can never be chizzled away,
Even if the years eventually pull us apart.

We can take on their expressions and such,
The more we share of ourselves together.
It’s those little things about another person,
Which can remain a part in us forever.

People who we have met throughout our life,
Become a part of the person who we are today.
We learn and we grow from the relationships;
Each one touching us, in it’s own special way.

We laugh about spending too much time together,
When we think we have become like each other.
But it just shows how much we’ve been touched,
By the relationship we have found with another.

Those special people who can touch our lives,
Are like precious jewels amongst life’s treasures.
They shine on us and leave a lasting impression;
An unique mark on our heart;
A gift without measures.

Inspirational SMS

Life is a miracle, don’t let it slip away,
Open your heart to others; give of yourself each day.

See the beauty in everyone regardless of where they’ve been,
Some have a difficult journey and really need a friend.

Share your gifts and talents; listen with your heart.
Do the things you dream about but don’t have time to start.

Pick a bouquet of flowers; show someone that you care,
Be gracious and forgiving; life is never fair.

Hold on to your courage, you may need it down the road,
We all have a cross to bear; it could be a heavy load.

If you practice all these things no matter where you roam,
You may find both sun and rain, but you’ll never feel alone.

Independence Day

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Wish you 63rd Indian Independence Day
Happy Independence Day

Hindi SMS

Hume tumse Love hai
Please refuse na karna..
Ye zero watt ka hope bulb hai
Please ise fuse na karna!!!

Ek janaze ko dekh ek ladki muskraye,
Ek baba bola beti jawaan janaze ko dekh kar
Yu muskarya nahi karte, ladki boli
Wada kiya tha jab bhi milange muskarayenge.

Itna aitbaar to apni dhadkanon par bhi humne na kiya,
Jitna aapki baaton par karte hain,
Itna intezar to apni saanson ka bhi na kiya,
Jitna aapke milne ka karte hain…

Unhe chahana hamari kamzori hai,
Unse keh nahi pana hamari majburi hai,
Wo kyun nahi samajhte hamari khamoshi ko,
Kya pyaar ka izhaar karna zaruri hai.

Friendship SMS

Is duniya me dost kam milenge,
Is duniya me gham hi gham milenge,
Jaha duniya nazar fer legi,
Us mor pe dost tumhe Hum Milenge..

Zindagi to anjan ho gai thi
Mayusion se ghir ke hairan ho gayi thi
Achanak dekha har taraf khusian hai,
Haan tum jaise dost se pehchan jo ho gayi thi.

Har dua kabool nahi hoti,
Har aarzoo puri nahi hoti,
Jinke dil me aap jaise dost ho,
Unke liye to dhadkan bhi zaroori nahi hoti.

Nikalte hai aansu jab mulaqath nahi hoti,
Tut jata hai dil jab baat nahi hoti,
Apni dosti ki kasam o mere dost,
Aisi saans nahi lete jisme aapki yaad nahi hoti..

Hum wo nahi jo tujhe gham mein chhod denge,
Hum wo nahi jo tujhse naata tod denge…
Hum to tere wo Dost hain,
Jo agar teri saasein band ho,
To apni saasein jod denge…..

Ye safar Dosti ka kabhi khatm na hoga,
Doston se pyaar kabhi kam na hoga.
Door rehkar bhi jab rahegi mehek iski,
Hamein kabhi bicchadne ka gham na hoga…

Dost dost se khafa nahi hota,
Pyaar pyaar se juda nahi hota.
Bhula dena meri kamiyon ko,
Kyunki insaan kabhi Khuda nahi hota…

Rishton ki kitaab ka cover hai dosti,
Dosti se bani hai hamari hasti,
Khoon ke rishton ki baat aap karte hain,
Hamare liye to zindagi hai aap ki dosti.

Funny Friendship Day SMS Wishes

A good friend is like a good bra.
Hard to find, very comfortable, supportive, holds u up when r down & always close to the heart.
Good day, dear bra..

Life is funy n twisted,
Sumtime u laugh,
Sumtime u cry,
But as long as i’m ur friend,
I’ll alwys b on ur lips as a smile
Rather than a tear in ur eye.

Open ur door when ur alone,
Open ur heart when u feel sad,
But dont open ur hand when u need a friend,
Coz I’m already holding ur hand forever !

Friendship is not a big fire
Which burns all day
But its a small lamp
That burns till da last day of life.

sher shayari sms

Hum bhi hain wohi tum bhi ho wohi
Yeh apni apni kismat hai
Tum khail rahe ho khushiyon se
Hum doob gaye hain aahon main....

Koi na mila jis par duniya luta dete
sabne dhoka diya kis kis ko bhula dete
dil ka dard dil me dabaye rakha,
bayan kiya hota to mehfil ko rula dethe

Aaj bhi khade hai us chand k didaar me
Jo khoya he hajaro sitaro k pyar me
Kab najar ayega use jamin ka ye patthar
Jisne khai he thokar uske pyar me

Sir jhukaane ki aadat nahi hai,
Aansu bahane ki aadat nahi hai,
Hum kho gaye toh pichtaaogye bohat,
Hamari Lout k aane ki aadat nahi hai............

Kabhi badli hui takdir nazar ati hai
yado ki bas ek zanjir nazar ati hai
pade bhi to kya pade
yaar- mujhe mobile me bhi teri tasveer nazar ati hai

Kanjoos Ashiq -SMS

Kar diya izhare-ishq hamne mobile par,
laakh rupaye ki bat thi,
do rupaye main ho gayee (wah wah……… )

Innocent Aashiq
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Maine tujhe dekha
Dekhta raha,
Dekhta hi gaya……..
Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya

Still to be a Aashiq
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Khidki khuli zulfein bikhri
Dilne kaha dildar nikla
Par hai re meri footi kismat
Nahaya hua santa nikla

Careful Aashiq
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Aur bhi cheezain bahut see lut chuki hain dil ke saath
Ye bataya dooston ne ishq furmane ke baad;
Is liye kamre ki ek ek cheez “check” karta hoon main
“Ek tere aane se pehle, ek tere jaane ke baad”

Married
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Taj Mahal kya cheez hai
main to usse bhi bada mahal banaoonga,
aree Mumtaz to marke dafan hui thi,
main to tujhe zinda hi dafnaonga.

Truthful Aashiq
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Kaash Tere Chehre Pe
Chechak Ke Daag Hote
Chand To Tum Ho Hi
Sitare Bhi Saath Hote

Ha Ha..Jokes (too good)

Duniya Gol Hai:-----Chuha Billi se darta hai,Billi Kutte se darti
hai,Kutta Aadmi se darta hai, Aadmi Biwi se darta hai,Biwi Chuhhe se
darti hai.!
Duniya Gol Hai..
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Ek sharabi marne laga tab bhagwan pratyaksh hoke "koi antim ichcha?"
sharabi- agle janam me ek liver extra laga dena....!
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Ek macchar ek takle ke sar par ja baitha...
Dusra macchar bola:- Waha kya ghar dunda hai..
Pehla macchar bola:- Ghar kaha re abi to sirf PLOT kharida hai....
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Boy to girl:Hey if i climb this coconut tree, I can see Engg college girls.
Girl:Leave both the hands from there, U can see medical college girls..
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Judge-is sardar ke dono kan kaat do.
Sardar-nahin mai andha hojaunga.
Judge-kan katne se andha kaise hoga?
Sardar-chashma kya tere baap ke kan pe bithaunga
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Sardarji went to his neighbours house for function & had some snacks.
Sardar: CHAKLI Kitna different & tasty hai!
Neighbr: wo CHAKLI nahi, MOSQUITO COIL hai....
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Teacher: U idiots! At your age Einstein ranked first in class. Wt abt u..?
Student: Sir at your age Hitler committed suicide..! Wt abt u..?