Saturday, June 27, 2009

Pinch of Pain



He speaks
Dressed up words
I seek
Truthful worlds

Around me floats
Jokes and joy
No one in my boats
I fake smiles of Coy

He knows
But doesn’t understands
May be He knows
What I didn’t understand

Scared of the naked truth
Can’t fill the dots
Nothings true…
Who’d fill the dots?

Long roads
All alone
All I need is
You to understand

It rained
I drenched
I cried
It pained

No one noticed
It pained
No one listened
It pained
No one understood
It pained

Noticed ones passed by
It pained
Listened ones gossiped
It pained
Understood ones
Stood helpless
It pained

A bottle of venom
A Pinch of pain
Relieved
A life in vain…

… And the dots bloat on…

Creativity in Cross Sectional views












Friday, June 26, 2009

bollywood joke

Om shanti Om ka dialogue Students ke andaaz mein …

Itni shiddat se maine paas hone ki koshish ki hai,,,,,

ki har teacher ne mujhe marks na dene ki saazish ki hai,,,,,

Agar tum kisi paper mein paas hona chahte ho,,,

to saari kaaynat tumhe usko paas karane me lag jati hai,,,,,,

Ye exams bhi apne hindi filmon ki tarah hote hain,,,,,

end tak sab kuch achha ho hi jata hai-HAPPYYYYS ENDINGGGGS……

aur agar aisa nahi hota,,,,,

toh exam abhi khatam nahi hua,

..

SUPPLEMENTARY abhi baaki hai mere dost……………. ha ha ha.

“33 marks ki kimat,

tum kya jaano lecturer babu…..

har student ka khwaab hota hai….33 marks.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

HOW TO START YOUR DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK

HOW TO START YOUR DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK

1. Open a new file in your PC .

2. Name it ” Boss “

3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN

4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN

5. Your PC will ask you, “Are you sure you want to delete Boss permanently?”

6. Answer calmly, “Yes,” and press the mouse button firmly….

7. Feel better?

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Kya Zarurat Thi Muskurane Ki

Mast Nazron Se Dekh Lenaa Tha ..!!
Agar Tamanna Thi Aazmane Ki ...!!
Hum To Behosh Youn Hi ho Jaate ..!!
Kya Zarurat Thi Muskurane Ki ...!!

World's Most Amazing Photo - The Burma Lake Buddha

World's Most Amazing Photo - The Burma Lake Buddha

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What's so special about this?


* This is a picture of a rock formation near a lake in Burma . The photo can only be taken on a specific day once a year when the sun rays touch the rocks at a certain angle.

* Tilt your head to the left and then look at it again ....

Did you notice anything different?



yes or no?

Monday, June 22, 2009

Some Funny Jokes sms

Teacher -sunny ne dopahar ko khana khaya,iska futur tense kya hoga?
pappu- sunny shaam ko potty karega !


FATHER TO HIS DAUTHER'S
LOVER:
Mai Nhi Chahta ki Meri Beti GADHE ki Sath Puri Zindhagi bithaye

LOVER-Isiliye to Mai Use Yaha se le ja raha hu.


wife: Why r u waiting here?
Raj: Sher ka shikar karne ja raha hu
Wife: To jao na khade kyu ho
Raj: Kaise jau.. bahar kutta khada he...

Tamanna

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Tamanna

Right to left-jokes

A disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns
from his Middle East assignment.
A friend asked, "Why weren't you successful with the Arabs?"
The salesman explained, "When I got posted in the Middle East,
I was very confident that I will makes a good sales pitch
as Cola is virtually unknown there.
But, I had a problem I didn't know to speak Arabic.
So, I planned to convey the message through 3 posters...

First poster, a man crawling through the hot desert sand...
Totally exhausted and panting.

Second poster, the man is drinking our Cola and

Third, our man is now totally refreshed.
Then these posters were pasted all over the place"
"That should have worked," said the friend.
The salesman replied, "Well, not only did I not speak Arabic,
I also didn't realise that Arabs Read from Right to Left..."

Creativity From Food Items