Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Monday, June 29, 2009
Sunday, June 28, 2009
Saturday, June 27, 2009
Pinch of Pain
He speaks
Dressed up words
I seek
Truthful worlds
Around me floats
Jokes and joy
No one in my boats
I fake smiles of Coy
He knows
But doesn’t understands
May be He knows
What I didn’t understand
Scared of the naked truth
Can’t fill the dots
Nothings true…
Who’d fill the dots?
Long roads
All alone
All I need is
You to understand
It rained
I drenched
I cried
It pained
No one noticed
It pained
No one listened
It pained
No one understood
It pained
Noticed ones passed by
It pained
Listened ones gossiped
It pained
Understood ones
Stood helpless
It pained
A bottle of venom
A Pinch of pain
Relieved
A life in vain…
… And the dots bloat on…
Dressed up words
I seek
Truthful worlds
Around me floats
Jokes and joy
No one in my boats
I fake smiles of Coy
He knows
But doesn’t understands
May be He knows
What I didn’t understand
Scared of the naked truth
Can’t fill the dots
Nothings true…
Who’d fill the dots?
Long roads
All alone
All I need is
You to understand
It rained
I drenched
I cried
It pained
No one noticed
It pained
No one listened
It pained
No one understood
It pained
Noticed ones passed by
It pained
Listened ones gossiped
It pained
Understood ones
Stood helpless
It pained
A bottle of venom
A Pinch of pain
Relieved
A life in vain…
… And the dots bloat on…
Friday, June 26, 2009
bollywood joke
Om shanti Om ka dialogue Students ke andaaz mein …
Itni shiddat se maine paas hone ki koshish ki hai,,,,,
ki har teacher ne mujhe marks na dene ki saazish ki hai,,,,,
Agar tum kisi paper mein paas hona chahte ho,,,
to saari kaaynat tumhe usko paas karane me lag jati hai,,,,,,
Ye exams bhi apne hindi filmon ki tarah hote hain,,,,,
end tak sab kuch achha ho hi jata hai-HAPPYYYYS ENDINGGGGS……
aur agar aisa nahi hota,,,,,
toh exam abhi khatam nahi hua,
..
SUPPLEMENTARY abhi baaki hai mere dost……………. ha ha ha.
“33 marks ki kimat,
tum kya jaano lecturer babu…..
har student ka khwaab hota hai….33 marks.
Itni shiddat se maine paas hone ki koshish ki hai,,,,,
ki har teacher ne mujhe marks na dene ki saazish ki hai,,,,,
Agar tum kisi paper mein paas hona chahte ho,,,
to saari kaaynat tumhe usko paas karane me lag jati hai,,,,,,
Ye exams bhi apne hindi filmon ki tarah hote hain,,,,,
end tak sab kuch achha ho hi jata hai-HAPPYYYYS ENDINGGGGS……
aur agar aisa nahi hota,,,,,
toh exam abhi khatam nahi hua,
..
SUPPLEMENTARY abhi baaki hai mere dost……………. ha ha ha.
“33 marks ki kimat,
tum kya jaano lecturer babu…..
har student ka khwaab hota hai….33 marks.
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
HOW TO START YOUR DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK
HOW TO START YOUR DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK
1. Open a new file in your PC .
2. Name it ” Boss “
3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN
4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN
5. Your PC will ask you, “Are you sure you want to delete Boss permanently?”
6. Answer calmly, “Yes,” and press the mouse button firmly….
7. Feel better?
1. Open a new file in your PC .
2. Name it ” Boss “
3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN
4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN
5. Your PC will ask you, “Are you sure you want to delete Boss permanently?”
6. Answer calmly, “Yes,” and press the mouse button firmly….
7. Feel better?
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
Kya Zarurat Thi Muskurane Ki
Mast Nazron Se Dekh Lenaa Tha ..!!
Agar Tamanna Thi Aazmane Ki ...!!
Hum To Behosh Youn Hi ho Jaate ..!!
Kya Zarurat Thi Muskurane Ki ...!!
Agar Tamanna Thi Aazmane Ki ...!!
Hum To Behosh Youn Hi ho Jaate ..!!
Kya Zarurat Thi Muskurane Ki ...!!
World's Most Amazing Photo - The Burma Lake Buddha
World's Most Amazing Photo - The Burma Lake Buddha
What's so special about this?
* This is a picture of a rock formation near a lake in Burma . The photo can only be taken on a specific day once a year when the sun rays touch the rocks at a certain angle.
* Tilt your head to the left and then look at it again ....
Did you notice anything different?
yes or no?
What's so special about this?
* This is a picture of a rock formation near a lake in Burma . The photo can only be taken on a specific day once a year when the sun rays touch the rocks at a certain angle.
* Tilt your head to the left and then look at it again ....
Did you notice anything different?
yes or no?
Monday, June 22, 2009
Some Funny Jokes sms
Teacher -sunny ne dopahar ko khana khaya,iska futur tense kya hoga?
pappu- sunny shaam ko potty karega !
FATHER TO HIS DAUTHER'S
LOVER:
Mai Nhi Chahta ki Meri Beti GADHE ki Sath Puri Zindhagi bithaye
LOVER-Isiliye to Mai Use Yaha se le ja raha hu.
wife: Why r u waiting here?
Raj: Sher ka shikar karne ja raha hu
Wife: To jao na khade kyu ho
Raj: Kaise jau.. bahar kutta khada he...
pappu- sunny shaam ko potty karega !
FATHER TO HIS DAUTHER'S
LOVER:
Mai Nhi Chahta ki Meri Beti GADHE ki Sath Puri Zindhagi bithaye
LOVER-Isiliye to Mai Use Yaha se le ja raha hu.
wife: Why r u waiting here?
Raj: Sher ka shikar karne ja raha hu
Wife: To jao na khade kyu ho
Raj: Kaise jau.. bahar kutta khada he...
Right to left-jokes
A disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns
from his Middle East assignment.
A friend asked, "Why weren't you successful with the Arabs?"
The salesman explained, "When I got posted in the Middle East,
I was very confident that I will makes a good sales pitch
as Cola is virtually unknown there.
But, I had a problem I didn't know to speak Arabic.
So, I planned to convey the message through 3 posters...
First poster, a man crawling through the hot desert sand...
Totally exhausted and panting.
Second poster, the man is drinking our Cola and
Third, our man is now totally refreshed.
Then these posters were pasted all over the place"
"That should have worked," said the friend.
The salesman replied, "Well, not only did I not speak Arabic,
I also didn't realise that Arabs Read from Right to Left..."
from his Middle East assignment.
A friend asked, "Why weren't you successful with the Arabs?"
The salesman explained, "When I got posted in the Middle East,
I was very confident that I will makes a good sales pitch
as Cola is virtually unknown there.
But, I had a problem I didn't know to speak Arabic.
So, I planned to convey the message through 3 posters...
First poster, a man crawling through the hot desert sand...
Totally exhausted and panting.
Second poster, the man is drinking our Cola and
Third, our man is now totally refreshed.
Then these posters were pasted all over the place"
"That should have worked," said the friend.
The salesman replied, "Well, not only did I not speak Arabic,
I also didn't realise that Arabs Read from Right to Left..."
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