Monday, June 22, 2009

Some Funny Jokes sms

Teacher -sunny ne dopahar ko khana khaya,iska futur tense kya hoga?
pappu- sunny shaam ko potty karega !


FATHER TO HIS DAUTHER'S
LOVER:
Mai Nhi Chahta ki Meri Beti GADHE ki Sath Puri Zindhagi bithaye

LOVER-Isiliye to Mai Use Yaha se le ja raha hu.


wife: Why r u waiting here?
Raj: Sher ka shikar karne ja raha hu
Wife: To jao na khade kyu ho
Raj: Kaise jau.. bahar kutta khada he...

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