Funny sms

Kanjus 2 dukandar-Zara toothbrush dena,
mere brush ka 1baal tutgaya hai

Dukandar-1baal tuta to naya Q le rahe ho?

Kanjus-Jo tuta wo aakhri tha..



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Wife Ghar Main T.V. Par Match Dekh Rahi Thi,

Husband Naya Suit Pahnkar Aaya Or
Bola Jaan Kaisa Lag Raha Hu?

Wife;Chilla Kar Boli"CHHAKKA"


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Girl:Kya kr rahe ho
Boy:Makhiya mar rha hu

GIRL:Kitni mari
BOY:3male 2female


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Teacher- Bade Ho Kar Kya Banoge

Sonu- Papa Kehta Hai, Jitna Chahe Padh Wo Ni Ban Sakta Jo Chahta Hai

T- Kya Banna Chahte Ho

S- 'LADY DOCTOR'


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Girlfriend & Police
M Kya Baat Common Hai?
Socho
Socho
Aur Socho
Dono Hi Paisa Kha Kar
Chod Dete Hai..!!