Laughing Time

World's most Beautiful sentence:

"…But, I Like U"

World's most Painful sentence:

"I Like U, But.."

Words are same, but where

they are placed matters a lot…!

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"L I V E T O G E T H E R"

What did u read?

Live Together

or

Live To Gather

or

Live To Get Her.

Just a beautiful way 2 say

'LIFE' is the way how u look at it"

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Life of a student:

PC hai net Nahi,

ATM Hai paise Nahi,

Cell Hai balance Nahi,

EXAM hai tension Nahi,

Padna hai, lekin saala mood Nhi!!

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What Is The True Meaning Of STUDY ???

S . Sleeping

T . Talking

U . Unlimited Sms

D. Dreaming

Y. Yawning

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Teacher – What do we

call a man with 2 knees.?Santa – 'Dho'ni

Teacher – What.?

Ok tell me what do

we call a knee of a child.?Santa – mmmm..'Kid'ney…

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Math's Teacher: If you have

12 Chocolates and you

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-

Give 5 to

Lela,

3 to Anita and

4 to Julia

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Then what will u get????

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Student: 3 New Girlfriends Mam!!!

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Maths Teacher- If U Had

1000Rs In One Pocket And

1000Rs In Other Pocket,

What Wud U Think?

Pappu- I Think Aaj Galti Se

Papa Ki Pent Pahenili

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The more you study. the more you know,

The more you know. The more you forget,

The more you forget. The less you know,

So why study