Wedding Invitation

Today One of my SEO friend from Hyderabad sent me an invitation. It goes like this..

Hi,

I know,

• You are the pillar of your project/ software company/college. Or

• All the modules need your input to execute properly. Or

• Students will get disappointed without your lecture. Or

• Whole wireless network will come down if you take leave. Or

• All clients will be in problems in case of your absence. Or

• Roads, buildings and dams will collapse if you are not at work.

But, it is my marriage and it is your responsibility to be there.

So, stop all your development, maintenance and bug-fixing works. Plan your trip. My wedding occasion doesn’t contain catch blocks for No Time Exception, Too Busy Exception, Next Week Delivery Exception and other runtime errors.

Please consider this as my personal invite and do grace the occasion. Please find attached the Wedding card for the details.

Thanks & Regards

So funny and so on to the point. I couldn't skip as I have no handler for the exceptions

English Proverb...

Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others…

-Unknown.

Before marriage, a man yearns for the women he loves. After marriage, the ‘Y’ becomes silent…

-Unknown.

The first bond of society is marriage…

-Cicero.

It’s a funny thing that when a man hasn’t anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married…

-Robert Frost.

A man without marriage is like a vase without flowers…

-African Proverb.

What counts in making a happy marriage is not so much how compatible you are, but how you deal with incompatibility…

-Leo Tolstoy.

By all means of marry, if you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher…

-Socrates.

Marriage halves our grief, Doubles our joys, and quadruples our expense.

It is true that love is blind but marriage is definitely an Eye Opener