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April fool jokes

april fool jokes 2010
What is 143?

I love you.
No

I hate you.
No

I miss you.
No

I wish you.
NO

143 means
ONE HUNDRED & FORTY THREE.
April Fool…

TV news Acronyms

NBC: New Barack Channel

ABC: Another Barack Channel

MSNBC: My Seriously New Barack Channel

CBS: Continuous Barack Show

FOX: Flagrant Obama Xenophobes

रोबोट Joke

एक दिन राजू के पापा एक रोबोट ले कर आये.

वह रोबोट झूठ पकड़ सकता था और झूठ बोलने वाले को गाल पर खीँच कर चांटा मार देता था.

आज राजू स्कूल से घर देर से आया था... पापा ने पूछा "घर लौटने में देर क्यो हो गयी?"

"आज हमारी एक्स्ट्रा क्लासेस थी" राजू ने जवाब दिया...

रोबोट अचानक अपनी जगह से उछला और जमकर राजू के गाल पर चांटा मार दिया.

पापा हंसकर बोले, "ये रोबोट हर झूठ को पकड़ सकता है और झूठ बोलने वाले को चांटा भी मारता है. अब सच क्या है यह बताओ... कहाँ गए थे?"

"में फिल्म देखने गया था" राजू बोला

"कौन सी फिल्म?" पापा ने कड़ककर पूछा

"हनुमान"
चटाक... अभी राजू की बात पूरी भी नहीं हुई थी की उसके गाल पर रोबोट ने एक जोर का चांटा मारा.

"कौन सी फिल्म?" पापा ने फिर पूछा

"कातिल जवानी."

पापा ग़ुस्से में बोले "शर्म आनी चाहिए तुम्हे. जब में तुम्हारे जितना था तब ऐसी हरकत नहीं किया करता था."

चटाक... रोबोट ने एक चांटा मारा... इस बार पापा के गाल पर.

यह सुनते ही मम्मी किचन में से आते हुए बोली "आख़िर तुम्हारा बेटा है ना... झूठ तो बोलेगा ही"

अब मम्मी की बारी थी... चटाक...

Richa Gangopadhyay has launched her own website

Shekar Kammula’s Leader heroine Richa Gangopadhyay has launched her own website @ http://richagangopadhyay.com/

A Rich Mother-In-Law

A very rich mother-in-law of 3 dauthers wants to test her son-in-laws.

On the first day she takes the first son-in-law to a house and she jumps into a pond and cries for help.

The first son-in-law jumps in after her and helps her.

The next morming he sees a new blue BMW parked in front of his driveway with a small note reading...

"Thank you Son, you impressed me... from Mom."

On the second day she takes the second son-in-law to the house and does the same thing.

The second son-in-law jumps in and helps her.

And the next morning he sees a new green BMW parked in front of his driveway with the same note...

"Thank you Son, you impressed me... from Mom."

Finally on the third day she takes the last son-in-law out to the house and does the same thing again, but this time the third son-in-law acted like he didn't know anything and didn't hear anything and she drown and died.

The next morning while the third son-in-law is going out ..

he sees a new red Ferrari parked in front of the driveway with a small note reading...

"Thank you Son, you impressed me... from Dad"

bu ali sina - Quotes

When apples are 4 & v r 5

Then my mother
Says, "i dont like apples."

(Bu Ali Sina)

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Solve this Puzzle

1) Agar aap race mein doosray number pe aanay walay ko overtake kar gaye toh aap kaunsi position pe huay?



2) Purane zamane me ek baba ji bachi or ek bakri ke sath ja rhe thy. Rasty me Ek admi ne unse 3 swal poche.

1 : apki umar kitni hai?
2 : is bachi se apka kia rishta hai?
3 : is bakri ki kia qimat hai?

Baba ji ne sirf ek lafz kaha or un sab sawalo ka jawab de diya..
Bataiye wo lafz kia tha?

reply mUST.

Sports Funny Pictures

Sports Funny Pictures

Eahhhh.... let me taste it...

We need to help of stairs to catch him

Where is it??? I am in the sky... Nice Jump buddy!!!

You were running for ball.. Here is it....

Yeah!! I won.. but hospitalized

Arre..my head is not a ball...

Here is the ball!!!!

The Beer-filled USB Drive

Let’s say that you’ve run out of beer and for some awful reason you can’t go get more. What could possibly taunt you more than a beer filled USB drive? I swear it would not surprise me in the least to see a news bulletin somewhere, where a guy decided to try to suck the beer out of his USB drive. It’d likely start with one guy either daring or offering up some small fund to do it, like a dollar. It really wouldn’t take much for someone to do it. Well luckily there are no links to actually purchase this USB drive, instead it is just an example of all the cool things a certain company can do with USB drives.

The company can not only fill your USB drive with liquid but add little objects to the mix. Like a car for a racing company. Basically, those cheesy pens that the top of them was filled with liquid have now been replaced with these USB drives. Well, I suppose it had to happen eventually. If you feel the need to create liquid filled USB drives with your company name stamped on them just follow the link to find out more info.

A Good Termination Letter..

Dear Employees,

Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of economy, Management has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 40 years of age and above on early retirement. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).

Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to management to be eligible for the SHAFT scheme (Special Help After Forced Termination) . Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW programme (Scheme Covering Retired Early Workers). A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as Management deems appropriate.

Persons who have been RAPED can only get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependants & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance). Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by Management.

Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. Management has always prided itself on the amount of SHIT it gives employees. Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring to the attention of your Supervisor.
They have been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle.

Sincerely,

--
The Management

Effect Of Economic Slowdown In IT Sector

13 Ways to Move Your Facebook Fans to Action

1. Ask questions

For status updates, try ending with a question. In the example below, Best Buy generated 274 responses so far to their question about what feature your can't live without on your phone.

And, in this example, Skype got 147 comments to their question about meeting your partner via Skype!

2. Use the words "you" or "your"

Use the word "you" often – "What are your thoughts?" "What do you think about xyz?" Here, the Hard Rock Cafe is giving out a coupon code with the words "Our gift to you because you rock…"

3. Keep it short

The easier it is for your fans to read, the more likely they are to respond. Keep your status updates short and simple with one topic. You have up to 420 characters per update, but I recommend about half that for an ideal size. For longer updates, use the Notes app – or write a blog post and update.

4. Post in high-traffic windows

Get to know when your fans are most responsive. Depending on in which part of the world the majority of your fans are, you might want to post between 9:00am and 2:00pm in your timezone.

5. Respond promptly

Do your best to respond to fan questions (as wall posts) as promptly as possible. If you find you can't keep up with the volume of questions, offer a free teleseminar or webinar where you answer the top questions for your fans. You can do this in the traditional way of having people opt-in to get the phone number so you'll build your email list at the same time.

6. Address fans by name

Come back and reply often to your fans' comments – Facebook currently doesn't have threaded commenting, so I suggest addressing specific fans in your comments as @name. See my comment at the bottom of the screenshot below:

7. Comment yourself

Add your own comment as needed to get the ball rolling. However, don't step in too soon. I often find that the comments come more freely when you allow your fans to run by themselves initially.

8. Thank your fans

Acknowledge your fans often with simple thanks. Genuine recognition goes a *long* way!

9. Surprise your fans

Don't be afraid to stray "off topic" from time to time and surprise your fans. In other words, your content doesn't always have to be directly related to your product or service. You might share an inspirational quote and add your own thoughts, for example.

If you happen to know a fan's Twitter ID, send a tweet thanking her/him for the comment on your fan page. With a link of course. :)

10. Use @ tagging

You can tag other fan pages that you're a fan of and your own friends (along with Groups you belong to and Events you've RSVPed for). When appropriate, and used sparingly, @ tags can be a very powerful way to have your post show up on others' walls, which gives you more exposure and brings more fans or potential fans back to engage.

11. Use the Discussion Board

Give your fans a place to network with one another. Plus, often fans want to do self-promotion. You can encourage these types of activities on a specific discussion thread. Also, when you first launch your fan page, be sure to start 3 to 5 discussion topics so it's not a blank tab.

In this example, the most popular discussion thread on Chick-fil-A's fan page is asking their fans where they'd most like to see a Chick-fil-A next. Topics are always listed in order of the most recently commented on.

12. Send updates to fans

Each tab on your fan page and each discussion thread topic has its own unique URL. To bring fans back to your page to contribute to a discussion and get them more engaged, send out an update with a call to action and specific link. (To find the Update feature, click Edit Page under your image then look for Send Update to Fans on the right of your Admin page.)

13. Monitor insights

If you're a perfectionist, the goal is to get 5 stars and a perfect 10 score! Facebook uses algorithms to calculate your Post Quality as determined by the percentage of your fans who engage when you post content, calculated on a rolling seven-day basis. The number of stars depends on how your Post Quality compares to similar pages (for example, pages that have a similar number of fans).

Source: http://www.socialmediaexaminer.com/13-ways-to-move-your-facebook-fans-to-action/

Chilly Questions & Answers

Chilly Questions & Answers

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Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?

Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday

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Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?

Customer: What other colors do you have?

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Manager: Sorry, but I can't give u a job. I don't need much help.

JobApplicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in this case. Yousee, I won't be of much help anyway!!

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Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday?

Son: Notmuch dad, Just a radio with a sports car aroundit.

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Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call themanager!

Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.

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Diner: You'll drive me to mygrave!

Waiter: Well, you don't expect to walk there, do you?

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Husband: U know, wife, our son got his brain fromme.

Wife: Ithink he did, I've still got mine with me!

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Man: Officer! There's a bomb in mygarden!

Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keepit.

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Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teachyou anything!

Son:That's why I say she's no good!

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How Men Change - 6 Weeks To 6 Years

How Men Change - 6 Weeks To 6 Years

The Love Word:

After 6 weeks: I looo-ve you, I love you, I love you!

After 6 months: Of course, I love you.

After 6 years: GOD, if I didn't love you, then why did I marry you?

Back from Work:

After 6 weeks: Honey, I'm home!

After 6 months: I'm BACK!!

After 6 years: Have you cooked yet?

Phone Ringing:

After 6 weeks: Baby, somebody wants you on the phone.

After 6 months: Here, it's for you.

After 6 years: ANSWER THE PHONE DAM*T!!

Cooking:

After 6 weeks: I never knew food could taste so good!

After 6 months: What are we having for dinner tonight?

After 6 years: DUMPLING AGAIN??

New Dress:

After 6 weeks: Wow, you look like an angel in that dress.

After 6 months: You bought a new dress again?

After 6 years: How much did THAT cost me?

TV:

After 6 weeks: Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?

After 6 months: I like this movie.

After 6 years: I'm going to watch PIRATES play, if you're not in the mood, go to bed, I can stay up by myself!

Making Love:

After 6 weeks: Baby, I want you tonight?

After 6 months: Lets make another baby, my mother just called!!!

After 6 years: Please MOVE over to your side, I'm suffocating here!!!!

hahahahaha.. :) :) :) :) :) Men will ALWAYS be men!...

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