R U A HYDERABADIII?

Some facts on Hyderabadis

1. Your address reads as 23-404-32/67A-43 (New MCH number 56-678/4A/B-22), while you actually live in the green colour second house beside zamzam cafe in lane behind Anand Theatre on SP Road.

2. You end up buying only a 'paap corn', whether it is a numaish, theatre workshop, food mela, consumer expo, designer jewellery show, science show or an automobile convention.

3. Your street has at least one roadside mobile hotel that serves Chinese delicacies such as " Vegetable soft needles", "Navrotten Kurma", "Chicken Manchewurea" or "American Chompsee".

4. Your answer is 'seedha chale jao' when somebody asks you for directions, whether it is to Malakpet, Masab Tank, Malkajgiri or Moosapet.

5. You come across tailors sporting the board: 'Immidiot delivery in two days onli'.

6.You can speak Hindi, Urdu, hyderabadi hinglish, telenglish…. All except Telugu, fluently.

7.You ask the waiter to get you some ' achaar' even if you are
Sitting at a lavish continental banquet dinner with exotic Chinese, Mexican, Italian and Lebanese cuisines.

8. You order for a tea just after having had a Caramel20custard.

9. You have at least one Srinivas, Prasad, Raju, Rao or Venkatesh within six square feet. OR you have at least one cousin, friend, colleague or acquaintance with these names.

10. You have at least one cousin, friend, colleague or acquaintance in
The US in software.

11. Every time somebody gives you a piece of good news, the first thing you ask him or her is 'Party kab hain?'

12. Refer to any past as 'parso', be it yesterday or long before
Three hundred years.

13. You call 11 AM as subah subah.

14. You label your boss as 'Dimakh Kharab'

15. You are 15 minutes late and you feel you are on time.

16. You look at the 'fixed price' board and still ask 'dene ka bolo'

17. If you do not eat rice at least once a day you will die. (Nothing other than Rice is considered as a meal)

18. You feel offended by someone looking at you (Kaiku ghoorraa be?)

19. You think you are a born shayer and don't miss an opportunity to use some typical filmi batein.

20. While someone does the above, you say 'chubbe saale, mooh dekh aaine mein.'

21. You can say the typical "Light Le Le baap" and be cool without analyzing what the situation is.

22. You feel its legal and your Nizam-1 birthright to show your hand and stop the traffic (better than a traffic police) while you cross the road whenever and wherever you like.

23. You can hang out in a Irani cafe the whole day after ordering one-cup tea and a empty saucer for yourself and your dear friend and you chat like that's the last day with each other.

24. You have to eat Paradise Biryani or Bawarchi Biryani atleast once in a month.

25. You go to the Petrol Bunk and say "Panch Point Single Oil maaro yaar" and hand over 15 bucks.

26. You can relate the words 'Nakko', 'Hou' 'Kaiku','hallu' and make these the integral part of your vocabulary.

27. You tell your friend that you will 'just come back' ("abbhi aathu mein") and your friend knows that either you will take a couple of hours or not come back at all.

28. You watch every movie that releases, and end up saying oh! That was ok, but it could be better if it was made this way.

29. .. Once a Hyderabadi, always a Hyderabadi.... And you will forward this for sure, and not only to Hyderabadis ... though only they can relate to it fully.