Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts

Saturday, June 9, 2012

Quote du jour

A New Mexico company has petitioned the federal government to become the first U.S. business to offer horse meat for human consumption. You can get horse meat on the menu in some restaurants now. So if you’re in Albuquerque, avoid the Philly Cheese Steak. (filly cheese steak)
–Jay Leno

Wednesday, March 7, 2012

"War on Women" Explained

Answer) War on Women

Question) What is Bill Clinton's cigar, Nancy Pelosi's plastic surgeon and Teddy Kennedy's Oldsmobile?