Weekend at Biden's

It's hard to beat the classics!

Obama Taps Veteran Media Spokesman

The Poetry Corner

Old Barry Hubbard went to the cupboard,

To see his accomplishments there.

He bragged on bin Laden, but he had forgotten,

the rest of the cupboard was bare.

Eye of Rahm

Chicago politics at their finest!

Batman? Or Joker?

There's a rumor going around that desperate Democrats will somehow try to tie Mitt Romney to the villain, Bane, in the newest Batman movie opening this week. As lame as that sounds, it got me to thinking what to look for if we were casting one of our presidential candidates in the title role of "Batman":

If Dr. Thomas Wayne had a son, he'd look like...Mitt.
-Advantage Romney

If the cowl fits? With that lantern jaw, advantage Romney! (see above)

Ditto the utility belt and tights. Does anyone really want to see the skinny kid from 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue in a Batsuit?
-Advantage Romney

Which candidate can you imagine having the cash to create all those marvelous toys Batman has at his disposal? (Or his wife letting him spend it?)
-Advantage Romney

The Batmobile: Does it get better mileage than a Prius? Can't see Obama driving an armored gas hog.
-Advantage Romney.

Which candidate can you imagine having a life long relationship with the family butler, Alfred?
-Advantage Romney

Tony Rezko sold Obama a house with an adjacent lot he didn't pay for, but sadly, no BatCave. Romney caught a lot of flack for installing an elevator for his automobiles in one of his stately mansions. Can you say, "To the BatCave, Robin?"
-Advantage Romney


Finally, does Batman seem to be the type to pal around with domestic terrorists and those who would bomb government buildings or does that seem more like his nemesis, the Joker? Doesn't Batman sound more like the type who would hang around with Donnie and Marie?
-Advantage Romney

Looks like our man Romney would be our Caped Crusader, hands down. But, as far as jokesters go, we still have the guy who assured us the private sector was doing well, that paralegals would assist you if you faint, and that he was going to visit all 57 states in his campaign as well as a close association with members of the Weather Underground.

Ladies and gentlemen, I think we have a Joker!

John Roberts' Night Court

The Real Reason Obama Speaks About His "Vision" for the US

It's because he can't run on his record!

Obama Invokes Executive Privilege

Soda Pop for Old People: Intern Pepper

...because he wasn't always a doctor!

Elect Obama or the Dog Gets It!

Doggie Diner-in-Chief v2.0

Doggie Diner-in-Chief

Remember When Jack Kennedy Used to Play Touch Football?

This is no Jack Kennedy!

Photo via CollegeHumor.com

Semper Flexible

or, "Why Obama doesn't see anything wrong with hiding his agenda for a second term."

Obama's "All of the Above" Energy Plan

Update : Or Maybe it's in the acronym for Coal, Oil, Wind, Solar : COWS

Methane, perhaps???

What Are the Odds We Can Afford Another Four Years of Obama?

New Democrat Mascot: The HippoCrat

There have been so many examples of hypocrisy from the Democrats, especially the President, over the last couple days, I scarcely know where to start. So, I started with a new symbol for the Democrats, more apt than the jackass that has served them so well in the past. Therefore, I present to you, the HippoCrat:

On this day in history...March 10, 1860

The first (and last) of the Lincoln/ Paul debates.