Blogs Evelyn Lozada: July 2009

Friday, July 31, 2009

Friendship SMS

Is duniya me dost kam milenge,
Is duniya me gham hi gham milenge,
Jaha duniya nazar fer legi,
Us mor pe dost tumhe Hum Milenge..

Zindagi to anjan ho gai thi
Mayusion se ghir ke hairan ho gayi thi
Achanak dekha har taraf khusian hai,
Haan tum jaise dost se pehchan jo ho gayi thi.

Har dua kabool nahi hoti,
Har aarzoo puri nahi hoti,
Jinke dil me aap jaise dost ho,
Unke liye to dhadkan bhi zaroori nahi hoti.

Nikalte hai aansu jab mulaqath nahi hoti,
Tut jata hai dil jab baat nahi hoti,
Apni dosti ki kasam o mere dost,
Aisi saans nahi lete jisme aapki yaad nahi hoti..

Hum wo nahi jo tujhe gham mein chhod denge,
Hum wo nahi jo tujhse naata tod denge…
Hum to tere wo Dost hain,
Jo agar teri saasein band ho,
To apni saasein jod denge…..

Ye safar Dosti ka kabhi khatm na hoga,
Doston se pyaar kabhi kam na hoga.
Door rehkar bhi jab rahegi mehek iski,
Hamein kabhi bicchadne ka gham na hoga…

Dost dost se khafa nahi hota,
Pyaar pyaar se juda nahi hota.
Bhula dena meri kamiyon ko,
Kyunki insaan kabhi Khuda nahi hota…

Rishton ki kitaab ka cover hai dosti,
Dosti se bani hai hamari hasti,
Khoon ke rishton ki baat aap karte hain,
Hamare liye to zindagi hai aap ki dosti.

Funny Friendship Day SMS Wishes

A good friend is like a good bra.
Hard to find, very comfortable, supportive, holds u up when r down & always close to the heart.
Good day, dear bra..

Life is funy n twisted,
Sumtime u laugh,
Sumtime u cry,
But as long as i’m ur friend,
I’ll alwys b on ur lips as a smile
Rather than a tear in ur eye.

Open ur door when ur alone,
Open ur heart when u feel sad,
But dont open ur hand when u need a friend,
Coz I’m already holding ur hand forever !

Friendship is not a big fire
Which burns all day
But its a small lamp
That burns till da last day of life.

Love Shayari

Hume tumse Love hai
Please refuse na karna..
Ye zero watt ka hope bulb hai
Please ise fuse na karna!!!

Ek janaze ko dekh ek ladki muskraye,
Ek baba bola beti jawaan janaze ko dekh kar
Yu muskarya nahi karte, ladki boli
Wada kiya tha jab bhi milange muskarayenge.

Itna aitbaar to apni dhadkanon par bhi humne na kiya,
Jitna aapki baaton par karte hain,
Itna intezar to apni saanson ka bhi na kiya,
Jitna aapke milne ka karte hain…

Unhe chahana hamari kamzori hai,
Unse keh nahi pana hamari majburi hai,
Wo kyun nahi samajhte hamari khamoshi ko,
Kya pyaar ka izhaar karna zaruri hai.

Hindi Jokes

Munna ke radio me kuch problem ho gayi

to aur kharab ho gaya

Usne radio khol kar dekha to

ek mara hua chuha mila

Ye dekh kar Munna gussa ho gaya aur bola

“Ye chalega kaise?

Sala singer hi mara pada hai “

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

300 Parody - Funny Video

Monday, July 27, 2009

Its Raining. Its pouring

Phewwwww!!!! That was amazing.

Let me explain. We went for a tea break in office and then suddenly it became cloudy.
The weather was too good..Just too good..And then it suddenly started pouring heavily and with a loud breeze...Wow is this what you call as heaven on earth.
Just imagine, the lovely breeze spreading coolness and the little drops dripping on the face and when you have good company is this not heavenly.

I love the bus journey with window seat especially if there is a lovely breeze blowing. I had enjoyed it in solitude when I was working in bank in a village.

It was the same today. It was just for a precious few minutes that I could enjoy this. But still it changed the whole mood I was in. It just vanished my headache..

If I were not going back to Office, nothing at all could have stopped me going and dancing in a rain and yeah would be more fun if I could get a cone strawberry icecream and play a nice song in my IPOD and dance. Who cares on who is going to watch you ;)

Oh...Nostalgia...it reminds me of the silly college days and not silly village days and even some days in Singapore. Mostly when I walk back home from college and if it rains, its a daily event of getting drenched in rain and later back home drenched in thunder storm from dad :) And I have never missed an icecream in rain. How crazy But that I still am.
Guess this is what you call "Money cant buy everything" :)
And in college I had my best friend Jayanthi, who also a little crazy like me. Poor she. Just because she happen to be my best friend tolerated me a lot but yeah we do shared a great wavelength.

Then in village, I was living in a hut actually. There was a small hill(well u cud actually call it a rock) and whenever it drizzles, I will be there. With my favorite Bharathiyar poem book I just walk and sit on the top of the rock and hoping that I shouldnt be disturbed. But it would not last more than 10 minutes The place would fill with school kids.
They would keep asking me to teach them to sing(?????!!!!!! ha ha poor kids) dance and how many games to play. It was a great life. But it couldnt last long because ooppssss...I became very busy with work!!!

Okay..dragging me back to present.

Wow it Rained....

Just as the drops of rain sprinkled on me..
Thoughts of you tinkled me.

Just when the cool breeze waved thru my ear...
I hope thoughts of mine you could hear.

Just when the lightening spread a light of happiness
Your presence fills my day with brightness.

Rain may vanish, Rain may go away
But you would remain close to my heart always.
(Note => Not a stolen stuff!!!)

Moral

I was rushing home from office, since I got a call from home that my daughter was not well. Leaving her and going to office is a every day trauma, but especially when she is not well then how could you put it in words the ache you feel in your heart.

Well coming back to the original story, it was when I was rushing home in cab, I noticed something that was very disturbing. My cab stopped in a signal and I was obsevring a old man walking very slowly and tired. He suddenly held his stomach and sat down in the pavement. Its near the signal. What if he slips and fell down on the road. I was worried. I saw some students walking past him, some people chatting and crossing him but none bothered to look.
All this took place in few seconds and I had no choice but to get down from the cab. I got down and went to him.

And when I asked him what happenned and if he need any medical help, poor he, he couldnt understand my language and I couldnt understand his chinese language. Thankfully I saw a girl coming next and asked her to talk to him. She shrugged and said looks like he is hungry. The food court was very near by so I kind of accompained him and dropped him in a food court and gave him some money and I rushed back home.

I dont think I have done a right thing. What I did could have solved his problem for that time but later. May be I should have left him in a old age home or something But I had to rush to see my daughter. My selfishness comes first. But what was more strange was there are people walking past him , students walked past him none bothered to even ask or wait to check on him.

What is happening to Humanity...

In the village I stayed when I was working for a bank, it was like I dont know how to put it in poetic words..

Its like people rushing to fan a flower with dew drops thinking that the flower is sweating..Humanity was like that...

I know now the world is changed a lot more. We do not know if we are helping the right person or not. I had had bad experiences before trying to help some who turned out to be drunkards. But that doesnt stop us from being good. From being helpful.

When I was in school we had a class for moral instructions. Where the teacher would tell us stories on Panchatanthra and about morals about good character etc. In the end we will have exam on that, and the irony is that even if you neednt pass the exam it is okay.
See...Moral is optional then!!! But now there is no class in school for moral instruction. They could as well use it for some other training or to put more efforts on other subjects that would bring more marks and also galores to the school.

In the end I dont know if money would matter or status would matter or the big circle of so called friends and relatives or the big house and a car that matters..

Like there is a saying..Its not how many moments you breath but what matters are the moments that took your breath away.

Just living doesnt matter, Living a life of honesty and sincerity and spreading kindess is what matters.

'What do we live for if not to make life less difficult for each other?'

99 reasons why beer is better than women

99 reasons why beer is better than women

1. You can enjoy a beer all month. *
2. Beer stains wash out. *
3. You don't have to wine and dine a beer. *
4. Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car. *
5. When beer goes flat you toss it out. *
6. Beer is never late. *
7. hangovers eventually go away. *
8. A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer. *
9. Beer labels come off without a fight. *
10. When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer. *
11. Beer never has a headache. *
12. After you have a beer, the bottle is still worth a dime. *
13. A beer won't get upset if you come home with beer on your breath. *
14. If you pour a beer right, you will always get good head. *
15. You can have more than one beer a night and not feel guilty. *
16. A beer always goes down gently. *
17. You can share a beer with your friends and enemies. *
18. You always know that you are the first one to pop a beer. *
19. A beer is always wet. *
20. Beer doesn't demand equality. *
21. A beer doesn't care when you come. *
22. You can have a beer in public. *
23. A frigid beer is a good beer. *
24. You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good. *
25. Beer always comes in multiples of six. *
26. Beer doesn't mind being in the "wet spot" that IT left. *
27. You can't catch anything but a "buzz" from a beer. *
28. After you have a beer, you're committed to nothing other than dumping the empty bottle. *
29. A beer never costs you more than five dollars and never leaves you thirsty. *
30. When your beer is gone, you just pop another. *
31. You rarely (if ever) find beer labels on the shower curtain rod. *
32. Beer looks the same in the morning. *
33. Beer doesn't look you up in a month. *
34. Beer doesn't worry about someone walking in. *
35. Beer doesn't worry about waking the kids. *
36. Beer doesn't get cramps. *
37. Beer doesn't have a mother. *
38. Beer doesn't have morals. *
39. Beer doesn't go crazy once a month. *
40. Beer always listens and never argues. *
41. Beer labels don't go out of style every year. *
42. Beer doesn't whine, it bubbles. *
43. Beer doesn't have cold hands/feet. *
44. Beer doesn't demand legality. *
45. Beer is never overweight. *
46. If you change beers, you don't have to pay alimony. *
47. Beer won't run off with your credit cards. *
48. Beer doesn't have a lawyer. *
49. Beer doesn't need much closet space. *
50. Beer can't give your herpes or other nasty things. *
51. Beer doesn't complain about the way you drive. *
52. Beer doesn't mind if you fart or belch. *
53. Beer never changes its mind. *
54. Beer doesn't tease you or play hard to get. *
55. Beer never asks you to change the station. *
56. Beer doesn't make you go shopping. *
57. Beer doesn't tell you to mow the grass. *
58. Beer will never make you go to a Swedish movie. *
59. Beer is always easy to pick up. *
60. Big, fat beers are nice to have. *
61. Beer doesn't pout or play games. *
62. Beer NEVER says no. *
63. Beer is easy to get into. *
64. Beer never complains when you take it somewhere. *
65. Beer doesn't need to go to the 'powder room' with other beers. *
66. Beer doesn't wear a bra. *
67. Beer doesn't mind getting dirty. *
68. Beer doesn't complain about insensitivity. *
69. Beer doesn't use up your toilet paper. *
70. Beer doesn't live with its mother. *
71. Beer doesn't blow you off. *
72. Beer doesn't care if you have no culture or manners. *
73. Beer doesn't bitch, yell, or cry. *
74. Beer doesn't mind football season. *
75. A beer won't make you go to church. *
76. A beer is more likely to know how to spell "carburetor" than a woman. *
77. A beer doesn't think baseball is stupid simply because the guys spit. *
78. A beer doesn't think DOS is pronounced "dose". *
79. A beer doesn't give a toss if you keep a bunch of other beers around. *
80. A beer will not insist that those odious Michelin commercials with the babies are "cute". *
81. If a beer leaks all over the room, it smells kinda good for a while. *
82. A beer will not call you a sexist pig *
83. A beer will never make you see its parents *
84. A beer won't claim that the Three Stooges are shitheads. *
85. A beer won't raise a fuss about a little thing like leaving the toilet seat up. *
86. A beer will never stop you from watching Playboy. *
87. A beer won't whine that seatbelts hurt. *
88. A beer won't smoke in your car. *
89. A beer never watchs opera. *
90. A beer will never buy a car with automatic transmission. *
91. A beer will never complain when you disobey nature. *
92. A beer is always ready to leave on time. *
93. A beer never fishes for compliments. *
94. Some beers (e.g. St. Pauli Girl) have fabulous tits. *
95. Beer tastes good. *
96. A beer will never accuse you of rape. *
97. A beer won't raise any objections to an evening of watchin *
98. An ice-cold beer will nonetheless let you have your way with it. *
99. A beer won't make you pick up some tampons when you go to the store.

Sunday, July 26, 2009

Ohh My God...... Is This Magic??

Saturday, July 25, 2009

Navneet Kaur hot photo

bean vs daler mehndi - funny

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Munna bhai jokes

Munna bhai jokes

Circuit: Bhai america mein address puchega tho kya bolne ka
Munna: Dhobhi Ghaat
Circuit: Bhai english mein bolneka tho?
Munna: Washington
Circuit: Bhai idhar aane ko kya bolna
Munna: Come Here
Circuit: Bhai phir udhar jaane ko kya bolthe hai?
Munna: Pehle udhar jaaneka phir bolneka come here.
Circuit: Bhai yeh kaisa bolne ka - chale hat hawa aane de
Munna: simple hain yaar - Hey...

When we all have the UID card this could be one such conversation….

This is real cool. When we all have the UID card this could be one
such conversation….

Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut . May I have your..."

Customer: "Hello, can I order.."

Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose ID card number first, Sir?"

Customer: "It's he..., hold..........on.......889861356102049998-45-54610"

Operator : "OK... You're... Mr Singh and you're calling from 17 Jal
Vayu. Your home number is 22678893, your office 25076666 and your
mobile is 09869798888. Which number are you calling from now Sir?"

Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?

Operator : "We are connected to the system Sir"

Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..."

Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir"

Customer: "How come?"

Operator : "According to your medical records, you have high blood
pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir"

Customer: "What?... What do you recommend then?"

Operator : "Try our Low Fat Pizza. You'll like it"

Customer: "How do you know for sure?"

Operator : "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Dishes" from the
National Library last week Sir"

Customer: "OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, how
much will that cost?"

Operator : "That should be enough for your family of 05, Sir. The
total is Rs 500.00"

Customer: "Can I pay by! Credit card?"

Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card
is over the limit and you owe your bank Rs 23,000.75 since October
last year. That's not including the late payment charges on your
housing loan, Sir.."

Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw
some cash before your guy arrives"

Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your
daily limit on machine withdrawal today"

Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready..
How long is it gonna take anyway?"

Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always
come and collect it on your Nano Car..."

Customer: " What!"

Operator : "According to the details in system ,you own a Nano
car,...registration number GZ-05-AB-1107.."

Customer: " ????"

Operator : "Is there anything else Sir?"

Customer: "Nothing... By the way... Aren't you giving me that 3 free
bottles of cola as advertised?"

Operator : "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're
also diabetic....... "

Customer: #$$^%&$@$% ^

Operator : "Better watch your language Sir.. Remember on 15th July
2010 you were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman...?"

Customer: [Faints]

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Learn Magic Tricks Make a Coin Disappear How to be a Magicia

VIMALA RAMAN - south actress

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

sher shayari sms

Hum bhi hain wohi tum bhi ho wohi
Yeh apni apni kismat hai
Tum khail rahe ho khushiyon se
Hum doob gaye hain aahon main....

Koi na mila jis par duniya luta dete
sabne dhoka diya kis kis ko bhula dete
dil ka dard dil me dabaye rakha,
bayan kiya hota to mehfil ko rula dethe

Aaj bhi khade hai us chand k didaar me
Jo khoya he hajaro sitaro k pyar me
Kab najar ayega use jamin ka ye patthar
Jisne khai he thokar uske pyar me

Sir jhukaane ki aadat nahi hai,
Aansu bahane ki aadat nahi hai,
Hum kho gaye toh pichtaaogye bohat,
Hamari Lout k aane ki aadat nahi hai............

Kabhi badli hui takdir nazar ati hai
yado ki bas ek zanjir nazar ati hai
pade bhi to kya pade
yaar- mujhe mobile me bhi teri tasveer nazar ati hai

Ashwariya

Ashwariya

Monday, July 20, 2009

Making of Transformers

The penguin show

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Husband wife - computer jokes

Husband : ( Returning late form work ) ?Good evening Dear, I?m now
logged in.?
Wife : Have you brought the ring ?
Husband : Bad command or filename.
Wife : But I told you in the morn?
Husband : Erroneous syntax.
Wife : What about my new blouse ?
Husband : Variable not found ?
Wife : At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.
Husband : Sharing Violation

Tashu Kaushik Latest Pictures

Sunday, July 19, 2009

Rakhi Ka Swayamvar

Rakhi Ka Swayamvar on youtube

Rakhisms - Rakhi Ka Swayamvar | Episode 1 - Mann ki Baat

Rakhi Ka Swayamvar [11th episode] 13th july 09 - part4

Rakhi Ka Swayamvar 13th July 09 - Part 5

13th July 2009 - Rakhi Ka Swayamvar - Mann Ki Baat - Part 2 - www.desirulez.net

13th July 2009 - Rakhi Ka Swayamvar - 11th Episode - Part 2 - www.desirulez.net

Rakhi Ka Swayamvar
Rakhi Ka Swayamvar, Rakhi Ka Swayamvar

Love marriage effect

Ladki se hi karna….…..….. !!!

In 1960’s Mom to her son— beta, apne caste ki ladki
se shaadi karna

In 1970’s…………………….. Apne religion ki

In 1980’s ……………………. Apne level ki

In 1990’s ……………………. Apne desh ki

In 2000 ……………………. Apni umar ki
.
.
.
.

2009 ……………………. Koi bhi ho,
par Ladki se hi karna….…..….. !!!