Kanjoos Ashiq -SMS

Kar diya izhare-ishq hamne mobile par,
laakh rupaye ki bat thi,
do rupaye main ho gayee (wah wah……… )

Innocent Aashiq
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Maine tujhe dekha
Dekhta raha,
Dekhta hi gaya……..
Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya

Still to be a Aashiq
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Khidki khuli zulfein bikhri
Dilne kaha dildar nikla
Par hai re meri footi kismat
Nahaya hua santa nikla

Careful Aashiq
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Aur bhi cheezain bahut see lut chuki hain dil ke saath
Ye bataya dooston ne ishq furmane ke baad;
Is liye kamre ki ek ek cheez “check” karta hoon main
“Ek tere aane se pehle, ek tere jaane ke baad”

Married
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Taj Mahal kya cheez hai
main to usse bhi bada mahal banaoonga,
aree Mumtaz to marke dafan hui thi,
main to tujhe zinda hi dafnaonga.

Truthful Aashiq
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Kaash Tere Chehre Pe
Chechak Ke Daag Hote
Chand To Tum Ho Hi
Sitare Bhi Saath Hote

Money Is Not Everything!

Money can buy a house

but not a home.

Money can buy a bed

but not sleep.

Money can buy a clock

but not time.

Money can buy a book

but not knowledge.

Money can buy food

but not appetite.

Important new s for us, read it carefully.

Important new s for us, read it carefully.

1 Egg
2 Mobiles
65 minutes of connection between mobiles.
We assembled something as per image:


Initiated the call between the two mobiles and allowed 65 minutes
approximately...
During the first 15 minutes nothing happened;
25 minutes later the egg started getting hot;
45 minutes later the egg is hot;
65 minutes later the egg is cooked.



Conclusion: The immediate radiation of the mobiles has the potential
to modify the proteins of the egg. Imagine what it can do with the
proteins of your brains when you do long calls.
Please try to reduce long time calls on mobile phones and pass this
mail to all your friends you care for.