1st friend says : "I have Facebook, Twitter, Google+, LinkedIn, BBM, Skype.."
 

2nd Friend: "Dude, do u have a life?"


1st Friend: "OMG! No! Send me the link" :-)

BOY to GIRL FRIEND

BOY to GIRL FRIEND - Koi aisi baat kaho, jismei dukh B ho aur khushi Bhi.


Girl - I LOVE U. . . . .


Bhaiya...

Beti Badi Ho Kar Kya Karogi?

Mom: Beti Badi Ho Kar Kya Karogi?
Beti: Kuch Nahi. Maa Banungi, Padhungi,
Shadi Karungi Aur Kya?
Mom: Jo Karna Hai Karo Par Zara Order Me Karna.

Palak ka sag

Santa Sasural Gaya
Uski sasu ne use 7 din tk subeh-sham Palak ka sag khilya
8ve din pucha kya khaoge


Santa- khet dikha do khud hi char Aunga.

Funny sms

A man saw a board at d centr Of a River,
he tried 2 read,
bt he cnt read it,
so he swims in2 d river & read



"CROCODILES INSIDE-DONT SWIM"

1 Admi Bike Pe Ja Raha Tha

1 admi bike pe ja raha tha.
Admi ne rastey pe jatey Sardar se poucha?
Sir! Apko lift chahey kia?
.
.
.
.
Sardar:Nahi hamara ghar tou Ground floor pe ha..

GREAT SARDARS FUNNY SMS

Interviewer:
what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Which year?
Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR

Manager asked sardar at an interview.
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.


After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?


One tourist from U.S.A. asked Sardar:
Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!


Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi
So Sardar writes, "Gandi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanthi.


When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver
adjusted the mirror. Sardar shouted, "You are trying to see my
wife? Sit behind. I will drive.


Interviewer: Just imagine you are on the 3rd floor, it caught fire
and how will you escape?
Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!

Sardar: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status
Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.

Sardar: I think that girl is deaf..
Friend: How do u know?
Sardar: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new


Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?
Sardar: ZEBRA
Teacher: How?
Sardar: Bcoz it is Black & White

Sardar attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do U know MS Office?
Sardar: If U give me the address I will go there sir.

Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay "
Air hostess said: "B silent.."
Sardar: "Ok.. Ombay. Ombay"

Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?"
Sardar: "All are born on government holidays...!!!



Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Sardar: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE

Funny sms 1

Hrithik : Aaj mere paas 4 cars hai,
3 bikes hai,
mobile hai,
bunglow hai,
farm house hai,
tumhare paas kya hai?
Abhishek : Mere baap ke sar pe baal hai

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Banta Clinic mai Baitha Ro Raha tha,
Santa Ne Pucha Q Ro Raha hai,
Banta;Blood test mai ungli kat di
Santa;Zor se Rone Laga Mera to urine test he.


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SAnta-batao raste k dono tarf ped kyu hote he,
Banta: polution kam karne k liye,
Santa-Galat
kyuki agar ped raste me hote to gadiya kaise jayengi.


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Baap:beta koi bat nhi tmhari qismat me fail hona likha tha ho gye
Beta:ye to acha hua dad maine pura saal nai padha warna sari mehnat bekar ho jati.


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"CHAPPAL" Choti Ho jaye to "Paown" me Nhi aati
"CHAPPAL" Choti Ho jaye to "Paown" me Nhi aati
wah Wah
"BIWI" moti Ho jaye to "BAAHON" me nahi aati


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Ek ganje ke sir par 2 baal the dono ko apas me pyar ho gaya,
Or shadi karna chahte the magar kr na ske Q?
Qki baal vivah kanuni apradh

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Santa scho0l se rota aya
ma-Q ro rhe ho?
S-Sir ne mara
M-Q
S-Wo banta Ko dant rhe the to maine Use Misal Di.
Jo "bhonkte" he wo "kat'te" nahi.

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Funny sms

Kanjus 2 dukandar-Zara toothbrush dena,
mere brush ka 1baal tutgaya hai

Dukandar-1baal tuta to naya Q le rahe ho?

Kanjus-Jo tuta wo aakhri tha..



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Wife Ghar Main T.V. Par Match Dekh Rahi Thi,

Husband Naya Suit Pahnkar Aaya Or
Bola Jaan Kaisa Lag Raha Hu?

Wife;Chilla Kar Boli"CHHAKKA"


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Girl:Kya kr rahe ho
Boy:Makhiya mar rha hu

GIRL:Kitni mari
BOY:3male 2female


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Teacher- Bade Ho Kar Kya Banoge

Sonu- Papa Kehta Hai, Jitna Chahe Padh Wo Ni Ban Sakta Jo Chahta Hai

T- Kya Banna Chahte Ho

S- 'LADY DOCTOR'


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Girlfriend & Police
M Kya Baat Common Hai?
Socho
Socho
Aur Socho
Dono Hi Paisa Kha Kar
Chod Dete Hai..!!