Jaan de di Kyo?

Bahu ke 1-2 afair sunkar PATI ne jaan de di


3-4 afair sunkar SASUR ne jaan de di.

Lekin SAAS chup rahi kyu?


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KYUKI SAAS BHI KABHI BAHU THI  ;)

Kuch Hindi SMS

Hi FriendMy buisness is very gud here therefore now a days i am coming rarely.Hope you are fine.Your Friend Ganesh
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Patti-patti gulab kya hogi,
Har kali mahaj khwab kya hogi !
Jisne lakhoon haseen dekhe ho,
Uski niyat kharab kya hogi !!
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Suno gaur se pepsi walo,
Buri nazar na coke pe dalo,
Chahe jitna dew pila lo,
Sabse aage hoga NIMBU PANI!!
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Kitini jaldi ye mulaqat guzar jati hai,
Pyaas bujhti nahi barsat guzar jati hai,
Apni yadoon se keh du na aaya karein,
Neend aati nahi aur rat guzar jati hai.
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Ae dost teri dosti per naaz karte hai
Har waqt milne ki fariyaad karte hai
Hame nahi pata gharwale batate hai
Hum neend mein bhi aapse baat karte hai.
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Chirago se agar andhere door hote tochandni ki chahat kise hoti,
Kaat sakti agar ye zindgi akele to dost naam ki cheez hi kyun hoti.
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Hame hasne hasane ki adat hai,
Nazron se nazren milane ki aadat hai,
Par hamari nazar to unse hai ja mili,
Jinhe nazren jhuka ke sharmane ki adat hai
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Sanson main daal kar rakhan
Dil ke pinjare main paal ker rakhna
Toote dil ko sakoon dengi ye yaaden
En yadoon ko sada samhal kar rakhna
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Phir chupke se yaad aa gaya koi,
Meri aakhon ko phir rula gaya koi,
Kaise uska shukriya aada karen,
Mujh naachiz ko shayar bana gaya koi.
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Yeh pyaari nigahein yaad rahengi,
Mil kar na milne ki ada yaad rahegi,
Mumkin nahi ki main tumhe bhula doon,
Aur umar bhar tumhein bhi meri yaad na aaya.

Hindi Jokes

There’s no abiding success without commitment.

Anthony Robbins

If you deny yourself commitment, what can you do with your life?

Harvey Fierstein

Losers make promises they often break.

Winners make commitments they always keep.

Denis Waitley

Desire is the key to motivation, but its determination and commitment to an unrelenting pursuit of your goal

– A commitment to excellence –

That will enable you to attain the success you seek.

Mario Andretti

Stay committed to your decisions and stay flexible in your approach.

Anthony Robbins

“There’s a difference between interest and commitment.

When you’re interested in doing something,

You do it only when circumstance permit.

When you’re committed to something,

You accept no excuses, only results.”

Art Turock

Instructions for Life

Instructions for Life -
01. Give people more than they expect, and do it cheerfully.
02. Memorize your favorite poem.
03. Don’t believe all you hear, spend all you have, or sleep all you want.
04. When you say “I love you” - mean it.
05. When you say “I’m sorry” look the person in the eye.
06. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.
07. Believe in love at first sight.
08. Never laugh at anyone’s dreams.
09. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt, but it’s the only way to live life completely.
10. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.
11. Don’t judge people by their relatives.
12. Talk slowly but think quickly.
13. When someone asks you a question you don’t want to answer, smile and ask, “Why do you want to know?”
14. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.
15. Call your mom.
16. Say “Bless you” when you hear someone sneeze.
17. When you lose, don’t lose the lesson.

Funny Shayari :- Kiss kisi ki mahphil me…

Kiss kisi ki mahphil me,
Kiss kisi ne kiss kiss ko kiss kiya.
Ek hum they jisne her miss ko kiss kiya,
Aur ek aap they jisne har kiss ko miss kiya.

Ur the 1st thing that comes 2 my mind.
I wish I could start my day with U in my bed.

I just luv Ur feel to my lips. U just make my day.
I love U NESCAFE!

Kiss is not like Nokia…Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike.. Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi.. Yeh Dil Maange More

But Kiss is like Pan Parag.. Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga

Main tod leta agar tu GULAB hoti,
Main jawab banta agar tu SAWAL hoti,

Sab jante hai main nasha nahi karta
Phir bhi pi leta agar tu SHARAB hoti

Jahan mein pyar naam ki koi cheez nahi hoti,

Jahan mein pyar naam ki koi cheez nahi hoti,
Log apna dil behlane ke liye kisi ke saath khelte hain,
Phir jee bhar jaane par unhe chod ke chale jaate hain,
Itna hi nahi chodne ke alag alag bahane bhi banate hain..
Galati se bhi is pyar ke chakkar mein mat padna,
Apne doston ko bhi bachana is beemari se .

Muskan tere Hoton Se Kabhi Jaaye na,

Muskan tere Hoton Se Kabhi Jaaye na,
Aansun tere Palkon Pe Kabhi Aaye na,
Poora Ho tera Har Khwab ye dua hai meri,
Aur Jo Poora na Ho Woh Khwab Kabhi Aaye Na

Kabhi roke muskuraye

Kabhi roke muskuraye, kabhi muskurake roye
Teri yaad jab bhi aayee, tujhe bhula bulake roye
Ek tera hi naam tha jise hazaar baartha likha
Jise khush hue the likhkar use mita mita ke roye…
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Mar jaoon main agar, to aansu mat bahana,
bas kafan ki jagah apna dupatta chada jana,
koi pooche ki rog kya tha,
to sir jhuka ke mohabbat bata jana.
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Log to apna banake chodd dete hai..
Kitnee aasaani se gairon se rishta jod lete hai…
Hum ek phool tak na tod sake kabhi…
kuch log berahmi se dil bhi tod dete hai..
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Chand utra tha hamare aangan mein
Yeh sitaaron ko gawaara na hua
Hum bhi sitaaron se kya gilla karen
Jab chand hi hamara na hua…
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Dil tootega toh fariyaad karoge tum bhi
Hum na rahe toh hamein yaad karoge tum bhi
Aaj kehte ho hamare paas waqt nahin
Par ek din mere liye waqt barbaad karoge tum bhi…

Zindagi udas hone ka naam nahi,

Zindagi udas hone ka naam nahi,
Dosti sirf paas hone ka naam nahi,
Agar tum dur rehkar bhi hamhe yad karo,
is se bada hamare liye koi inam nahi……..

Bewafa Shayari SMS

Bewafa to use kehte hai jo wafa nahi karte,
Agar tumse pyar na hota to tumhe bewafa kaise kehte,
Phirbhi tumne mere pyar ka aisa sila diya hai,
Ke tumhe bewafa kehna bhi bewafai ki tauheen hoti hai…
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Bewafa sanam se to cigarette hi achhi hai,
Bewafa sanam se to cigarette hi achhi hai…
Dil yeh bhi jalati hai, par hotho se to lagti hai…
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Jis Din Se Juda Woh Humse Hue,
Is Dil Ne Dhadakna Chod Diya
Hai Chaand Ka Munh Utara Utra,
Taaron Ne Chamakna Chod Diya
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Shaam Hote Hi, Diye Bujha Deta Hun Main
Shaam Hote Hi, Diye Bujha Deta Hun Main
Yeh Dil Hi Kaafi Hai Teri Yaad Main Jalne Ko..

Kisi saahil se poocho kinara kya hain

Kisi saahil se poocho kinara kya hain
kisi parvane se poocho jalna kya hain…
sab ko pata hain koi nahi apna
phir kyu hain hain yeh dil lagana…
bewafai ki aag mein jalna…
aise ki khud ko mita jaana…
sach kehta hoon dosto..
bewafai se maut he teek hain..

Funny Poems In Hindi

दिल से बोलू एक बात मैं सच्ची,

हम तुम एक डाल के पंछी,

दोस्ती हमारी ये होगी न कच्ची,

तेरी photo से तो मेरी negative अच्छी...

Cute SMS in Hindi

Aapki hasi kabhi kam na ho,
aapki aankh aasuonse kabhi nam na ho,
aapko mile zindagi ki har khushi,
bhale us khushi mein hum ho no ho.
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Do kadam toh sab sath chal lete hai,
par zindagi bhar ka sath koi nahi nibhata,
agar ro kar bhulai jati yaadein,
toh haskar koi gam na chupata.
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Hum woh nahi jo tujhe gum mein chod denge,
hum woh nahi jo tujse naata tod denge,
hum toh tere woh dost hain jo,
agar teri saanse bandh ho to apni sanse jod denge.
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Waqt mile toh hame yaad kar lena,
pal pal na sahi per din mein ek bar yaad kar lena,
dost honge aapke hazaro lekin,
hum ek hai itna yaad kar lena.

Short Hindi SMS

Yeh Kaliya Bhi Khil Uththi,
Baharon Ne Aane Main Der Kardi.
Aaj Woh Bhi Hamare Saath Hote,
Humne Izhar Karne Main Der Kardi.

Itna Satana Acha Nahin Hota,
Maan Jao Ke Intzaar Acha Nahin Hota,
Woh Phool Hi Tho The jinko Hum Liye Khade Hai.
Ab Tho Woh Bhi Murja Se Gaye Hai,
Aapke Intzaar Main Woh Bhikar Se Gaye Hai.
Phool Toh Phir Bhi Khil Jayenge,
Humara Kya Hoga Jo Aapke,
Intzaar Main Khade Hain.

Ae Baarish Tu Itna Mat Baras,
Ke Woh Aa Na Sake.
Aur Aaye Toh Itna Baras Ki,
Woh Wapas Jaa Na Sake.
Khusboo ki poshak pehn kar
kaun gali mein aya hai ,
kaisa pehgham sath laya hai,
khidaki khaul kar bahair dekho
Mausam mere dil ki batein tum sey kehney aya hai

Khusboo ki poshak pehn kar
kaun gali mein aya hai ,
kaisa pehgham sath laya hai,
khidaki khaul kar bahair dekho
Mausam mere dil ki batein tum sey kehney aya hai

Liye Kinara Ho…
Meri Dil Ki Har Ek Dhadkan,
Tere Dil Ne Churaali hai,
Kiya Hai Humne Toh Izhaar,
Ke Ab Baari Tumhari Hai,
Jo Tum Keh Do Yeh Bas Ek Baar,
Ke Meri Dhadkan Tumhari Hai,
Dikha Denge Mohabbat,
Apni Duniya Se Nirali Hai.

Chaho Na Chaho Tum Humhe Dil Se,
Mohabbat Karo Na Karo Tum Humhe Dil Se,
Par E Dil Ki Dhadkan,
Nafrat Na Karo Tum Humhe Dil Se.

Jab Aati Hai Yaad Tumhari,
Tab Main Gun Gunatha Hoon.

Kahin Aansu Na Aa Jaaye,
Isliye Muskuraata Hoon…

Funny Hindi SMS

Koi umeed bar nahi atti
nakal ki sorat nazar nahi ati

staff room mai to khob ronak hai
par teacher class mai nahi ati

pahlay ati thee theek thak english
B.com karnay kay baad zara nahi ati

jantay hain parhai hai zawar
par tabyat udhar nahi ati

parhnay batho to neend ati hai
cable lagao to nahi ati

canteen hi hai duniya apni
wahan bell ki awaz nahi ati

teacher mujh ko kahtay hain
tum ko fail hottay sharam nahi ati…

Nice Sms in Hindi

Dard ko na dekhiye dard se dard ko bhi dard hota hota,
dard ko bhi zarurat hai pyar ki aakhir ,
dard hi to humdard hota hai.
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Sham hote hi jane kyoon khud ko..
Be iradah talash karte hain..
Jo tereraste se mil jae ..
Aesa rasta talash karte hain-
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Chal mere sath kabhi to kisi virane mein..
Mein tujhe shaihr se hat kar dehko..
Tujh ko zid hain meri binayi rahe na rahe..
Tere chchrae ki naqabeen to ulat kar dehkoon-
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Jane kya ho gaya hain rastoon ko..
Ghar se nikale to ghar nahi melta..
Hum is hi qafle mein hain shayad..
Jis ko apna safir nahi milta-
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Kis ko kya jo qadamoon par jabin bandagi rahk di..
Humari cheez thi hum ne jahn chahi wahi rakh di..
Jo dil manga to who bole ke thairao yad karne do..
Zara si cheez thi hum ne khuda jane kahn rakh di-