Ammo Bugggggg!!!

Aparichithudu

Oka line lo 5 bugs vunte thappa - kadu

5 lines lo 5 bugs vunte thappa - china thappu

5 programs lo 5 lines lo 5 bugs Vunte thappu kada - pedda thappe.

Prabhas

'Smile Smile Smile

Ee Prapancham entho peddadi,

Andhulo ee software entho chinnadhi,

Andhulo ee bug chala chala chinnadhi,

so don't bother about it,

Smile Smile Smile'.

Mahesh Babu

'Bug ni chudalanukovacchu - Tappu ledu

Rectify Cheyyalanukovaddu - Chacchi Pothav'

Nenu entha chetta tester no naake teliyadu!!

Chiru

'Idhigidhigo bossu .... Maree antha speed aiypomaaku story maaripoddhi...

As Tagore

Mana program lo mottam 2500 lines vunnayi

Andulo 1250 bugs vunnayi

Andulo 750 Runtime bugs ithey migilinavi,

500 bugs compile time bugs.

Mana programlo ekkada choosinaa ..BUG!..BUG!..BUG!...ila prathi line lo inni BUGS vunte program ela execute cheyyali Sir!!..inni bugs choosi visugu chendaanu,elagainaaa BUGS rectify cheyyalanukunnanu.....anduke ABF(Anti Bugs Force) ane software tayyaru chesaanu...!..BUGS nu rectify chesaanu!....Nenu chesindhi tappani anipisthe naaku appraisals ivvakkarledu, hikes ivvakkarledu...assalu SALARY ne ivvaddu SIR!!!

PM: Andaru TESTERlu company lo pudataaru..kaani Nuvvu janam lo nunchi puttina TESTER vayya..!!

Balaiah

Nee bugs lo dammenta, nee Code lo pavarenta...

Nenu talachukunte kantichooputo bugs ni Srushtistaa

Nee program open chesaa...Andulo BUG petta..!

Nuvvu nijam gaa TESTER aithe ,Niyyabba nuvvu chadivindhi testing concepts ee aithe....BUG kanukkora chooddam! !!

NTR

EE baggulu mottamodata create chesindhi maa taata.....program lo pettindhi maa taata...vaatitho nuvvendhiraa nannu peekedhi!!

Nag

'Oye yetthi kottanante yetlo padadame kadu Surru summaipodhi, Bug Big ayipodhi!!.

Venkatesh

'Ayyo Ayyo Ayyayyo

Any Language

Any Compiler

Any no of Bugs

Single Hand -> Ganesh'

Legebrity-Mohan Babu:

The relationship between tester and BUG is like a fish and water ,but not fish and fisherman..!!.....eppudo chinnappudu chaduvukunna chaduvu grammer tappulu vunte manninchu....assalu arthame tappanukunte kshaminchu!!

Pity Star (UdayKiran)

'Chi Chi mee peddolunnarey, Coffee aani, Tea

aani, Meetings aani, Savalaksha Karanalu cheppi ma time waste chestaru.

Repu udayam padakondu gantalaki ee bug ni solve chesi ma youth power ento chupista'

Now suddenly PowerStar will enter and say :-

'Matter chusthe chinna area, dheentlo pedda chikkulu, Andukey

chepthunnanu my dear friend's TESTING -GISTING ane tokkalo panulu pettukuvaddu!!

New Bike - Harley Davidson in India

Harley-Davidson, the USA-based heavyweight bike maker opened its first dealership outlet in the country in Hyderabad on Friday.

Davidson India after the outlet was formally inaugurated by Telugu Film star N T Ramarao.

Speaking about the Indian market for heavy weight bikes, he said last year as many as 700 heavy bikes of all brands, excluding Harley-Davidson were sold in the country.

Investments in the country to last for the next 20 years. The company has launched 12 variants of the bikes in 883 cc to 1800 cc range in the Indian market.

Priced from Rs.7 lakh for the 883 cc model to Rs.35 lakh for 1,800 cc model, the Harley-Davidson motorcycles come with 5,000 parts and accessories that help bikers customize their bikes.

R U A HYDERABADIII?

Some facts on Hyderabadis

1. Your address reads as 23-404-32/67A-43 (New MCH number 56-678/4A/B-22), while you actually live in the green colour second house beside zamzam cafe in lane behind Anand Theatre on SP Road.

2. You end up buying only a 'paap corn', whether it is a numaish, theatre workshop, food mela, consumer expo, designer jewellery show, science show or an automobile convention.

3. Your street has at least one roadside mobile hotel that serves Chinese delicacies such as " Vegetable soft needles", "Navrotten Kurma", "Chicken Manchewurea" or "American Chompsee".

4. Your answer is 'seedha chale jao' when somebody asks you for directions, whether it is to Malakpet, Masab Tank, Malkajgiri or Moosapet.

5. You come across tailors sporting the board: 'Immidiot delivery in two days onli'.

6.You can speak Hindi, Urdu, hyderabadi hinglish, telenglish…. All except Telugu, fluently.

7.You ask the waiter to get you some ' achaar' even if you are
Sitting at a lavish continental banquet dinner with exotic Chinese, Mexican, Italian and Lebanese cuisines.

8. You order for a tea just after having had a Caramel20custard.

9. You have at least one Srinivas, Prasad, Raju, Rao or Venkatesh within six square feet. OR you have at least one cousin, friend, colleague or acquaintance with these names.

10. You have at least one cousin, friend, colleague or acquaintance in
The US in software.

11. Every time somebody gives you a piece of good news, the first thing you ask him or her is 'Party kab hain?'

12. Refer to any past as 'parso', be it yesterday or long before
Three hundred years.

13. You call 11 AM as subah subah.

14. You label your boss as 'Dimakh Kharab'

15. You are 15 minutes late and you feel you are on time.

16. You look at the 'fixed price' board and still ask 'dene ka bolo'

17. If you do not eat rice at least once a day you will die. (Nothing other than Rice is considered as a meal)

18. You feel offended by someone looking at you (Kaiku ghoorraa be?)

19. You think you are a born shayer and don't miss an opportunity to use some typical filmi batein.

20. While someone does the above, you say 'chubbe saale, mooh dekh aaine mein.'

21. You can say the typical "Light Le Le baap" and be cool without analyzing what the situation is.

22. You feel its legal and your Nizam-1 birthright to show your hand and stop the traffic (better than a traffic police) while you cross the road whenever and wherever you like.

23. You can hang out in a Irani cafe the whole day after ordering one-cup tea and a empty saucer for yourself and your dear friend and you chat like that's the last day with each other.

24. You have to eat Paradise Biryani or Bawarchi Biryani atleast once in a month.

25. You go to the Petrol Bunk and say "Panch Point Single Oil maaro yaar" and hand over 15 bucks.

26. You can relate the words 'Nakko', 'Hou' 'Kaiku','hallu' and make these the integral part of your vocabulary.

27. You tell your friend that you will 'just come back' ("abbhi aathu mein") and your friend knows that either you will take a couple of hours or not come back at all.

28. You watch every movie that releases, and end up saying oh! That was ok, but it could be better if it was made this way.

29. .. Once a Hyderabadi, always a Hyderabadi.... And you will forward this for sure, and not only to Hyderabadis ... though only they can relate to it fully.