Showing posts with label Craig Ferguson. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Craig Ferguson. Show all posts

Sunday, June 17, 2012

Quote du jour

“Tonight was the premiere of a new version of the TV show ‘Dallas’ with Larry Hagman. … The original “Dallas” series started in 1978. Back then, America was very different. We had an ineffective, one-term president. Gas prices were through the roof. We were in a stand-off with Iran. I’m glad those dark days are over.”
–Craig Ferguson

Friday, April 6, 2012

Quote du jour

"Gas prices — it is $6 a gallon here. People in L.A. are furious. You can’t tell, of course, because of the Botox."

–Craig Ferguson